Current Events > tfw when she's sucking on your neck and any other part of your body

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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 7:02:05 AM
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gunplagirl
07/10/18 7:05:08 AM
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The number of body parts she could suck at the same time as she sucks my neck is extremely limited. Hair, hands, part of my arm and maybe my shoulder.
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Infinite 2003
07/10/18 7:05:28 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
especially your


Elbows?
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WafflehouseJK
07/10/18 7:06:08 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
The number of body parts she could suck at the same time as she sucks my neck is extremely limited. Hair, hands, part of my arm and maybe my shoulder.

Maybe she has multiple mouths.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 7:06:53 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
gunplagirl posted...
The number of body parts she could suck at the same time as she sucks my neck is extremely limited. Hair, hands, part of my arm and maybe my shoulder.

Maybe she has multiple mouths.

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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 7:08:23 AM
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i miss that phase in a relationship

where you just make out for no reason
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gunplagirl
07/10/18 7:11:12 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
gunplagirl posted...
The number of body parts she could suck at the same time as she sucks my neck is extremely limited. Hair, hands, part of my arm and maybe my shoulder.

Maybe she has multiple mouths.

Eyes are quite common in sapphic imagery.

With that in mind, it sounds like you're kinky as heck and your partner requires constant application of eye drops.
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deupd_u
07/10/18 7:11:18 AM
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Implying women actually "do" anything in bed, and it's not like having sex with a dead body
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gunplagirl
07/10/18 7:12:06 AM
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deupd_u posted...
Implying women actually "do" anything in bed, and it's not like having sex with a dead body

1) I feel bad for your partners
2) how do you know what having sex with a dead body is... Oh gods
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Vyrulisse
07/10/18 7:12:29 AM
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deupd_u posted...
Implying women actually "do" anything in bed, and it's not like having sex with a dead body

You need to step your game up if we're so bored we just lay there.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 7:12:34 AM
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deupd_u posted...
Implying women actually "do" anything in bed, and it's not like having sex with a dead body

bruh just because you been laying some floppy fishies ya whole life doesn't mean we all have

protip fatties are grateful as hell in bed yeet yeet

don't come at me with your broke ass pipe game if you got a girl playing dead lmfaooooooo
ce comes at me about my small meat yet i've yet to encounter a sex partner with rigor mortis what what
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deupd_u
07/10/18 7:22:32 AM
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Yeah, okay. Literally everything is my fault. I invented SARS and I sabotage African agriculture for fun.

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Vyrulisse
07/10/18 7:22:52 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 7:23:40 AM
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Kisai
07/10/18 7:27:21 AM
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Gross.
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Kineth
07/10/18 7:39:14 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
deupd_u posted...
Implying women actually "do" anything in bed, and it's not like having sex with a dead body

You need to step your game up if we're so bored we just lay there.


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joestarrr
07/10/18 8:39:07 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
deupd_u posted...
Implying women actually "do" anything in bed, and it's not like having sex with a dead body

1) I feel bad for your partners
2) how do you know what having sex with a dead body is... Oh gods

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deupd_u
07/10/18 9:02:44 AM
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I once had a girl actually fall asleep mid-BJ, with my dick in her mouth. No joke.
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Mr_Biscuit
07/10/18 9:04:41 AM
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deupd_u posted...
I once had a girl actually fall asleep mid-BJ, with my dick in her mouth. No joke.

YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
deupd_u posted...
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gunplagirl
07/10/18 11:54:13 AM
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Actually describing the act of performing a beej? That's a paddling.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/11/18 12:00:40 PM
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DarthGravid
07/11/18 12:04:14 PM
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deupd_u posted...
Implying women actually "do" anything in bed, and it's not like having sex with a dead body


This means that you are doing it wrong.
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