Current Events > If you fap too much, do you increase the chances to have a special ed kid?

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EpicKingdom_
07/10/18 9:02:26 AM
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I have probably wasted the next president a few times, maybe the next Tom Brady... theres gonna be nothing left for my girl except for the special ed sperm.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/10/18 9:22:56 AM
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Yes. And the reason why is because the best sperm stay at the "front" and come out first because they believe in survival of the fittest. If you're not first, you're last. Right?

The slower ones will hang at the back and come out after you've had an increase in wanking sessions or had sex a lot. They are kind of like the last line of defense aka LLODSperm (look in a science book)

If you have been having sex a lot lately (or wanking) the best bet is to abstain for a 6 day period (the amount of days it took God to build the Earth) and always melt a plan B pill in your hand so it doesn't get pregnant.

Good luck!
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Conception616
07/10/18 9:29:55 AM
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Its probably all TC has to offer, considering this stupid ass topic.
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SavenForever
07/10/18 9:33:18 AM
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Well, guess I should keep on fappin everyday then so that any talk of having a kid with a future gf/wife goes out the window.
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Abyssea
07/10/18 9:33:55 AM
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Ask your dad.
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joestarrr
07/10/18 9:43:56 AM
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lmaoooo
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KILBOTz
07/10/18 9:45:06 AM
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Conception616 posted...
Its probably all TC has to offer, considering this stupid ass topic.


Username checks out, post must be legit.
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FF_Redux
07/10/18 9:51:40 AM
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EpicKingdom_
07/10/18 2:47:05 PM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Yes. And the reason why is because the best sperm stay at the "front" and come out first because they believe in survival of the fittest. If you're not first, you're last. Right?

The slower ones will hang at the back and come out after you've had an increase in wanking sessions or had sex a lot. They are kind of like the last line of defense aka LLODSperm (look in a science book)

If you have been having sex a lot lately (or wanking) the best bet is to abstain for a 6 day period (the amount of days it took God to build the Earth) and always melt a plan B pill in your hand so it doesn't get pregnant.

Good luck!


Fuck.
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