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CapnMuffin 07/11/18 3:29:59 PM #1:	I told my wife she was acting like her mother Pray for me. --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:904895580] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote>I told my wife she was acting like her mother Pray for me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sunhawk 07/11/18 3:30:27 PM #2:	Was she? if so, that's fine to say that. --- It has been 0 days since something interesting happened. A three hour tour, a three hour tour... <cite>Sunhawk posted [p:904895611] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote>Was she? if so, that's fine to say that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patty_Fleur 07/11/18 3:30:55 PM #3:	No sex for you for a month --- Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. <cite>Patty_Fleur posted [p:904895638] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote>No sex for you for a month</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corrupt_Power 07/11/18 3:32:16 PM #4:	Thoughts and prayers --- On Android? Check out GameRaven: http://tinyurl.com/GameRaven https://imgur.com/ZAEZQUQ -mcpwnia <cite>Corrupt_Power posted [p:904895733] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote>Thoughts and prayers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 07/11/18 3:32:26 PM #5:	Patty_Fleur posted... No sex for you for a month This "Wouldn't wanna fuck your mom, would you?" --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:904895744] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote><cite>Patty_Fleur posted...</cite> <quote>No sex for you for a month</quote> This "Wouldn't wanna fuck your mom, would you?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 07/11/18 3:33:51 PM #6:	Doom_Art posted... Patty_Fleur posted... No sex for you for a month This "Wouldn't wanna fuck your mom, would you?" Just tell her you're appreciating this incest porn trend. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:904895839] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Patty_Fleur posted...</cite> <quote>No sex for you for a month</quote> This "Wouldn't wanna fuck your mom, would you?"</quote> Just tell her you're appreciating this incest porn trend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 07/11/18 3:34:21 PM #7:	I said "oohhhhh my gooooddddd" out loud after reading the topic post. You're in trouble. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. <cite>Kineth posted [p:904895877] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote>I said "oohhhhh my gooooddddd" out loud after reading the topic post. You're in trouble.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 07/11/18 3:34:39 PM #8:	Doom_Art posted... Patty_Fleur posted... No sex for you for a month This "Wouldn't wanna fuck your mom, would you?" What? It would be "wouldn't want to fuck my mom, would you?" Which is far more reasonable to say "yes" to. If you're wanting another month on the couch. --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say, 'Golly gee, I can't do that." <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:904895899] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Patty_Fleur posted...</cite> <quote>No sex for you for a month</quote> This "Wouldn't wanna fuck your mom, would you?"</quote> What? It would be "wouldn't want to fuck my mom, would you?" Which is far more reasonable to say "yes" to. If you're wanting another month on the couch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 07/11/18 3:34:49 PM #9:	Doom_Art posted... Patty_Fleur posted... No sex for you for a month This "Wouldn't wanna fuck your mom, would you?" "No, but I've always wanted to fuck your mom!" TC might as well go for broke at this point. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:904895909] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Patty_Fleur posted...</cite> <quote>No sex for you for a month</quote> This "Wouldn't wanna fuck your mom, would you?"</quote> "No, but I've always wanted to fuck your mom!" TC might as well go for broke at this point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 07/11/18 3:36:25 PM #10:	CapnMuffin posted... I told my wife she was acting like her mother Pray for me. Did you say this while you were having sex --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:904896005] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote><cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>I told my wife she was acting like her mother Pray for me.</quote> Did you say this while you were having sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EpicMickeyDrew 07/11/18 3:55:52 PM #11:	Doom_Art posted... Patty_Fleur posted... No sex for you for a month This "Wouldn't wanna fuck your mom, would you?" She's acting like hermother. --- Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe <cite>EpicMickeyDrew posted [p:904897122] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Patty_Fleur posted...</cite> <quote>No sex for you for a month</quote> This "Wouldn't wanna fuck your mom, would you?"</quote> She's acting like hermother.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 07/11/18 3:56:37 PM #12:	Doom_Art posted... Patty_Fleur posted... No sex for you for a month This "Wouldn't wanna fuck your mom, would you?" the correct answer to that is "No, but I'd fuck your mom." --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:904897165] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doom_Art posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Patty_Fleur posted...</cite> <quote>No sex for you for a month</quote> This "Wouldn't wanna fuck your mom, would you?"</quote> the correct answer to that is "No, but I'd fuck your mom."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 07/11/18 4:41:06 PM #13:	ThePrinceFish posted... It would be "wouldn't want to fuck my mom, would you?" That's true. In my defense I'm hopped up on Ativan right now --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:904900025] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThePrinceFish posted...</cite> <quote>It would be "wouldn't want to fuck my mom, would you?"</quote> That's true. In my defense I'm hopped up on Ativan right now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 07/11/18 10:06:47 PM #14:	Patty_Fleur posted... No sex for you for a month 8 months in of pregnancy so thats just par the course Corrupt_Power posted... Thoughts and prayers Thanks mate --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:904917779] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote><cite>Patty_Fleur posted...</cite> <quote>No sex for you for a month</quote> 8 months in of pregnancy so thats just par the course <cite>Corrupt_Power posted...</cite> <quote>Thoughts and prayers</quote> Thanks mate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 07/11/18 10:10:45 PM #15:	CapnMuffin posted... I told my wife she was acting like her mother Jesus H... CapnMuffin posted... 8 months in of pregnancy so thats just par the course We won't avenge your death. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:904918018] in I broke a ... [t:76797782]...</cite> <quote><cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>I told my wife she was acting like her mother</quote> Jesus H... <cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>8 months in of pregnancy so thats just par the course </quote> We won't avenge your death.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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