Current Events > Perfect girl, but she wants a minimum of 4 kids by you

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
YoshitoKikuchi
07/12/18 12:45:01 PM
#1:


Yes or no? - Results (11 votes)
Yes
27.27% (3 votes)
3
No
63.64% (7 votes)
7
Maybe
9.09% (1 vote)
1
Would you do it?
---
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3
... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz
07/12/18 12:45:40 PM
#2:


No

Kids are not on my radar and I don't anticipate that ever changing.
---
Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
2018 NFLB Summersim (5-5): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ
... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift
07/12/18 12:45:57 PM
#3:


If she's perfect then she would also be a perfect mom and take care of them no matter how shitty a parent I turn out to be. So sure, why not.
---
Do unto others what your parents did to you.
... Copied to Clipboard!
3khc
07/12/18 12:46:03 PM
#4:


Hell yes.
---
----
-----
... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor
07/12/18 12:46:24 PM
#5:


Hell no.
---
Facetious
... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi
07/12/18 12:58:09 PM
#6:


SpiralDrift posted...
If she's perfect then she would also be a perfect mom and take care of them no matter how shitty a parent I turn out to be. So sure, why not.


So you would date octomon if she was perfect?
---
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3
... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy
07/12/18 12:58:26 PM
#7:


She's disqualified from being perfect by that alone.
---
Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/
... Copied to Clipboard!
cellb
07/12/18 1:00:27 PM
#8:


Anyone else read that as 4kids and was completely confused? No? Just me??? Ok then....
... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift
07/12/18 1:06:25 PM
#9:


YoshitoKikuchi posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
If she's perfect then she would also be a perfect mom and take care of them no matter how shitty a parent I turn out to be. So sure, why not.


So you would date octomon if she was perfect?

Hmm. Well, in theory her time management skills should also be perfect, so she should be able to take care of them all without my help. In fact I'd probably just get in her way, and her being the perfect girl she wouldn't want to make me feel bad and would be happier if I just sat on the couch playing games. So to make sure everything goes smoothly I'd find a decent waifu simulator and just take care of all my digital babies while she's busy tending to things.
---
Do unto others what your parents did to you.
... Copied to Clipboard!
SpinKirby
07/12/18 1:07:26 PM
#10:


Perfect eh?

I guess those 4 kids will be sent FAR FAR away.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi
07/12/18 2:13:23 PM
#11:


SpiralDrift posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
If she's perfect then she would also be a perfect mom and take care of them no matter how shitty a parent I turn out to be. So sure, why not.


So you would date octomon if she was perfect?

Hmm. Well, in theory her time management skills should also be perfect, so she should be able to take care of them all without my help. In fact I'd probably just get in her way, and her being the perfect girl she wouldn't want to make me feel bad and would be happier if I just sat on the couch playing games. So to make sure everything goes smoothly I'd find a decent waifu simulator and just take care of all my digital babies while she's busy tending to things.


Hmm
---
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3
... Copied to Clipboard!
PanzerElite
07/12/18 2:14:31 PM
#12:


Will the kids be perfect too? Meaning well behaved and not annoying little shits?
---
What the goodness?!
... Copied to Clipboard!
oblivios
07/12/18 2:15:11 PM
#13:


That's, like, my ideal family. 2 boys, and 2 girls, my wife, and I.
---
I came, I saw, I left.
... Copied to Clipboard!
K181
07/12/18 2:16:22 PM
#14:


I already have four kids with my wife, so I can handle doing that once.
---
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Top Crusader
07/12/18 2:17:23 PM
#15:


I'm too old to have four more kids. I'm already gonna be in my 50's when my youngest graduates.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi
07/12/18 4:56:38 PM
#16:


Up
---
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3
... Copied to Clipboard!
Tony_Biggie_Pun
07/12/18 5:13:45 PM
#17:


3khc posted...
Hell yes.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Tony_Biggie_Pun
07/12/18 5:14:26 PM
#18:


The Top Crusader posted...
I'm too old to have four more kids. I'm already gonna be in my 50's when my youngest graduates.


I believe you because of the spaces in your username
... Copied to Clipboard!
#19
Post #19 was unavailable or deleted.
addled
07/12/18 7:52:18 PM
#20:


First a question.

All 4 at once or spaced out?
---
Practice random acts of mindlessness.
... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi
07/12/18 8:40:25 PM
#21:


addled posted...
First a question.

All 4 at once or spaced out?


Slightly spaced out.
---
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3
... Copied to Clipboard!
FightingGames
07/12/18 8:43:57 PM
#22:


sure if "perfect girl" means that she earns 200k yearly and can take care of the kids by herself
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
apocalyptic_4
07/12/18 8:44:27 PM
#23:


3 is my limit no thanks
---
PSN: Adrian396
XBL: Prime Legacy Nintendo ID: Apocalypse
... Copied to Clipboard!
Webmaster4531
07/12/18 8:49:58 PM
#24:


Perfect girl, perfect mom, and half perfect kids.

What's the downside?
---
Ad Hominem.
... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie
07/12/18 9:01:17 PM
#25:


Is this restricted to real people or do you allow fantasy beings like elves, furries, or mermaids?
... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2
07/12/18 9:19:20 PM
#26:


if she's the perfect girl she's rich as fuck so neither of us ever has to go work again, so sure
---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita
07/12/18 9:20:49 PM
#27:


Muffinz0rz posted...
No

Kids are not on my radar and I don't anticipate that ever changing.

g6LJk7H
---
Signatures are overrated.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson
07/12/18 9:21:12 PM
#28:


My ex once told me while we were dating that she wanted to have 8 kids.

...Thankfully, she didn't get a single one out of me, let alone 8.
---
Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo)
http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson
... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske
07/12/18 9:21:15 PM
#29:


@joestarrr

emphasis on minimum
... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita
07/12/18 9:23:52 PM
#30:


Solar_Crimson posted...
My ex once told me while we were dating that she wanted to have 8 kids.

...Thankfully, she didn't get a single one out of me, let alone 8.

yaYRJPF
---
Signatures are overrated.
... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/12/18 9:24:56 PM
#31:


Fuck no, that is just too many kids.
---
doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back.
... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr
07/12/18 9:28:43 PM
#32:


smoliske posted...
@joestarrr

emphasis on minimum


that's a lot of babbs
---
you can't spell american dream without eric andre
... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2
07/12/18 9:29:02 PM
#33:


Solar_Crimson posted...
My ex once told me while we were dating that she wanted to have 8 kids.

...Thankfully, she didn't get a single one out of me, let alone 8.


she became your ex as soon as she said that, right?
---
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
... Copied to Clipboard!
myzz7
07/12/18 9:29:27 PM
#34:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson
07/12/18 9:30:33 PM
#35:


thronedfire2 posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
My ex once told me while we were dating that she wanted to have 8 kids.

...Thankfully, she didn't get a single one out of me, let alone 8.


she became your ex as soon as she said that, right?

I managed to talk her down to three, but we broke up for other reasons.
---
Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo)
http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson
... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske
07/12/18 9:30:38 PM
#36:


joestarrr posted...
smoliske posted...
@joestarrr

emphasis on minimum


that's a lot of babbs


good thing you have no choice <3
... Copied to Clipboard!
Tony_Biggie_Pun
07/12/18 9:33:07 PM
#37:


Perfect girl means perfect wife and lots of sex fine by me
... Copied to Clipboard!
rikasa
07/12/18 9:34:47 PM
#38:


No. I wouldn't go through that and I'd question the person who wants me to. It's really creepy when potential mates make it obvious that they want to procreate with you and it's super important to them
---
you are not alone
... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr
07/12/18 9:39:17 PM
#39:


smoliske posted...
joestarrr posted...
smoliske posted...
@joestarrr

emphasis on minimum


that's a lot of babbs


good thing you have no choice <3


trufax
---
you can't spell american dream without eric andre
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Top Crusader
07/13/18 7:51:36 AM
#40:


Tony_Biggie_Pun posted...
The Top Crusader posted...
I'm too old to have four more kids. I'm already gonna be in my 50's when my youngest graduates.


I believe you because of the spaces in your username


It was a different time.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
SavenForever
07/13/18 8:03:38 AM
#41:


If she wants 4 kids, then she is not perfect.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
happibivouac
07/13/18 8:11:52 AM
#42:


Very hard no. NO.
---
1,2,3,4,5,6 DO IT!
... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi
07/13/18 8:26:32 AM
#43:


SavenForever posted...
If she wants 4 kids, then she is not perfect.


Minimum of 4. She could want 7 or 8.
---
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3
... Copied to Clipboard!
SavenForever
07/13/18 9:00:59 AM
#44:


YoshitoKikuchi posted...
SavenForever posted...
If she wants 4 kids, then she is not perfect.


Minimum of 4. She could want 7 or 8.


Even worse
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske
07/13/18 11:14:04 AM
#45:


SavenForever posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
SavenForever posted...
If she wants 4 kids, then she is not perfect.


Minimum of 4. She could want 7 or 8.


Even better
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Catgirl Fondler
07/13/18 11:22:36 AM
#46:


Nope, nope, nope, and nope.

If she were truly perfect, she would want to remain childless.
---
N/A
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413
07/13/18 11:24:47 AM
#47:


Perfect guy and he wants to father my kids
Ummm fuck yes
---
Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077
Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form."
... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerKhan420
07/13/18 11:24:58 AM
#48:


If she agrees to the sick twisted shit I expect in bed from my partner and it's fun, hell yes I'll occasionally put it in the right hole for procreation. She's the perfect woman right? Then she won't mind me leaving her ass after the 4 kids.
---
"I know how the business works because I'm a wrestling fan"-hulkhogan1
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh
07/13/18 11:29:25 AM
#49:


that's kind of my goal if i can afford it
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
SnakePlisken94
07/13/18 11:30:32 AM
#50:


never
---
just your typical butthurt basement dweller
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2