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joestarrr
07/12/18 8:17:16 PM
#51:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
joestarrr posted...

i don't even have any avocados rn ;A;

sounds like a you problem, maybe get back in that kitchen and find some


You know I'm actually going to kick your ass with a wet squirrel dipped in avocado ALSO THERE ARE NO AVOCADOS ANYWHERE IN MY HOUSE
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DocileOrangeCup
07/12/18 8:22:41 PM
#52:


joestarrr posted...
You know I'm actually going to kick your ass with a wet squirrel dipped in avocado ALSO THERE ARE NO AVOCADOS ANYWHERE IN MY HOUSE

what kind of human being doesn't have any avocados? one that isn't a human at all, but a rumba being controlled by a semi intelligent squirrel with access to glitter and the internet.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/18 8:22:44 PM
#53:


smoliske posted...
Big_Nabendu posted...
Wow u are pale


pale is sexy tbh, my baby girl rocks it


Yeah but it really brings out the brown on the womans butthole. Sometimes it catches you off guard.
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smoliske
07/12/18 8:25:02 PM
#54:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
smoliske posted...
Big_Nabendu posted...
Wow u are pale


pale is sexy tbh, my baby girl rocks it


Yeah but it really brings out the brown on the womans butthole. Sometimes it catches you off guard.


she bleaches though
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joestarrr
07/12/18 8:26:47 PM
#55:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
joestarrr posted...
You know I'm actually going to kick your ass with a wet squirrel dipped in avocado ALSO THERE ARE NO AVOCADOS ANYWHERE IN MY HOUSE

what kind of human being doesn't have any avocados? one that isn't a human at all, but a rumba being controlled by a semi intelligent squirrel with access to glitter and the internet.


why are you talking about urself like that

smoliske posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
smoliske posted...
Big_Nabendu posted...
Wow u are pale


pale is sexy tbh, my baby girl rocks it


Yeah but it really brings out the brown on the womans butthole. Sometimes it catches you off guard.


she bleaches though


yeah all those clorox enemas come in handy
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DocileOrangeCup
07/12/18 8:30:30 PM
#56:


joestarrr posted...
why are you talking about urself like that

"no u"

i expected more smh
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ssj3vegeta
07/12/18 8:33:05 PM
#57:


@smoliske posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
smoliske posted...
Big_Nabendu posted...
Wow u are pale


pale is sexy tbh, my baby girl rocks it


Yeah but it really brings out the brown on the womans butthole. Sometimes it catches you off guard.


she bleaches though

does she have ghost nipples?
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joestarrr
07/12/18 8:33:11 PM
#58:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
joestarrr posted...
why are you talking about urself like that

"no u"

i expected more smh


well you need to lower ur expectations because i am a massive disappointment
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CyricZ
07/12/18 8:35:06 PM
#59:


Work it gurl
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DocileOrangeCup
07/12/18 8:38:43 PM
#60:


joestarrr posted...

well you need to lower ur expectations because i am a massive disappointment

im gonna whip your vacuum ass into shape

drop and give me 3 comebacks
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joestarrr
07/12/18 8:39:56 PM
#61:


CyricZ posted...
Work it gurl


u know it

DocileOrangeCup posted...
joestarrr posted...

well you need to lower ur expectations because i am a massive disappointment

im gonna whip your vacuum ass into shape

drop and give me 3 comebacks


if i wanted my comeback - nvm you might actually kill me if i say that one
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DocileOrangeCup
07/12/18 8:41:19 PM
#62:


joestarrr posted...
if i wanted my comeback - nvm you might actually kill me if i say that one

your life is in my hands regardless but if you impress me then i might prolong this
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joestarrr
07/12/18 8:44:06 PM
#63:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
joestarrr posted...
if i wanted my comeback - nvm you might actually kill me if i say that one

your life is in my hands regardless but if you impress me then i might prolong this


uuuuhhhhhhhh i'm calling the police frfr
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DocileOrangeCup
07/12/18 8:46:35 PM
#64:


joestarrr posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
joestarrr posted...
if i wanted my comeback - nvm you might actually kill me if i say that one

your life is in my hands regardless but if you impress me then i might prolong this


uuuuhhhhhhhh i'm calling the police frfr

i know your full name, and what type of nipples you have so with this information you really think police can stop me???
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joestarrr
07/12/18 8:49:16 PM
#65:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
joestarrr posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
joestarrr posted...
if i wanted my comeback - nvm you might actually kill me if i say that one

your life is in my hands regardless but if you impress me then i might prolong this


uuuuhhhhhhhh i'm calling the police frfr

i know your full name, and what type of nipples you have so with this information you really think police can stop me???


actually i've had nipple surgery so i'm basically unstoppable
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/18 8:50:04 PM
#66:


joestarrr posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
joestarrr posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
joestarrr posted...
if i wanted my comeback - nvm you might actually kill me if i say that one

your life is in my hands regardless but if you impress me then i might prolong this


uuuuhhhhhhhh i'm calling the police frfr

i know your full name, and what type of nipples you have so with this information you really think police can stop me???


actually i've had nipple surgery so i'm basically unstoppable


Gotta step in here, what happens that you need nipple surgery?
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DocileOrangeCup
07/12/18 8:51:17 PM
#67:


joestarrr posted...
actually i've had nipple surgery so i'm basically unstoppable

fuck. who has nipple surgery?? this was the one thing i could not foresee.
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joestarrr
07/12/18 8:52:09 PM
#68:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
joestarrr posted...
actually i've had nipple surgery so i'm basically unstoppable

fuck. who has nipple surgery?? this was the one thing i could not foresee.


muahahahahaaha
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smoliske
07/12/18 8:53:39 PM
#69:


they shoot lasers out of them now
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joestarrr
07/12/18 8:55:51 PM
#70:


smoliske posted...
they shoot lasers out of them now


imma firin my laz0rz
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DocileOrangeCup
07/12/18 8:57:24 PM
#71:


joestarrr posted...

imma firin my laz0rz

did you somehow go back in time like 12 years

joestarrr posted...
muahahahahaaha

no matter now all i need is some appendix pics and ill be back on track
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/12/18 9:00:07 PM
#72:


That's a good look. Green and orange look better in contrast than either does on its own tbh
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