Current Events > Joke: A prostitute is in a motorcycle crash.

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UnfairRepresent
07/13/18 1:59:29 PM
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She lands awkwardly and goes "AHHH! It's all gone blury! I can't see!"

A man rushes over to check on her, holds up 3 fingers and says "Quick! How many fingers do I have up!?"

And the prostitute says "Oh God! I'm paralyzed as well!"

sDRfASQ
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frozenshock
07/13/18 2:00:13 PM
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That hair looks glow-in-the-dark

Is that really a thing?
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UnfairRepresent
07/13/18 2:05:24 PM
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frozenshock posted...
That hair looks glow-in-the-dark

Is that really a thing?

What's wrong with her hair?
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juicebox4
07/15/18 4:43:15 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
frozenshock posted...
That hair looks glow-in-the-dark

Is that really a thing?

What's wrong with her hair?

When did he say something was wrong? He said it looks glow in the dark. & it does, its fucking neon.
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MabusIncarnate
07/15/18 4:44:59 AM
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...SHOCKERl!!
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omega cookie
07/15/18 4:45:30 AM
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The topic title is a bold faced lie. Jokes are funny.
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Flamazide
07/15/18 5:14:29 AM
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I don't even get it.
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Foppe
07/15/18 5:17:51 AM
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Flamazide posted...
I don't even get it.

The joke is that she believes that he is sticking up his fingers in her vagina because she is a prostitute.
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Kitt
07/15/18 5:34:02 AM
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*Throws Tomato*
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catboy0_0
07/15/18 5:35:08 AM
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Kitt posted...
*Throws Tomato*

*leans in and intercepts tomato and throws it on the ground*
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ProfessorKukui
07/15/18 6:00:06 AM
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juicebox4
07/15/18 6:02:08 AM
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bad joke
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Looked gf
07/15/18 8:30:28 AM
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UnfairRepresent
07/15/18 10:18:26 AM
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Th3HonestTruth posted...
The only joke you've made that isn't well known and easily searchable by google and you don't answer it. What's the answer?

Its not a riddle, its a joke
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VTBM
07/15/18 10:23:05 AM
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UnfairRepresent
07/16/18 2:49:15 PM
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juicebox4 posted...
bad joke

I liked it
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smoke_break
07/16/18 2:54:10 PM
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More pictures of the girl.
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DD Divine
07/16/18 2:55:36 PM
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Foppe posted...
Flamazide posted...
I don't even get it.

The joke is that she believes that he is sticking up his fingers in her vagina because she is a prostitute.


So she cant see them? How sad
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UnfairRepresent
07/17/18 1:59:32 AM
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DD Divine posted...
Foppe posted...
Flamazide posted...
I don't even get it.

The joke is that she believes that he is sticking up his fingers in her vagina because she is a prostitute.


So she cant see them? How sad

wut
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UnfairRepresent
07/18/18 5:54:59 PM
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DD Divine posted...
Foppe posted...
Flamazide posted...
I don't even get it.

The joke is that she believes that he is sticking up his fingers in her vagina because she is a prostitute.


So she cant see them? How sad

Well yeah because of the crash
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