Current Events > Craziest thing your sexual partner has asked you to do during sex?

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eat da poo
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Put my p into her v

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She wanted me to slap her on the ass with a raw steak while gargling a mixture of mouth wash and barbecue sauce, which I would then have to spit onto her boobs. Then, I needed to give her a raspberry on her vagina while she sucked my toe, clipping the toenails with her teeth. And for the grand finale, I had to carve her name into my ballsack with a paperclip while she gave me a hand job, aiming at her left ear.

Easiest $40 I've ever made.
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I remember I met this one bitch
Cause you know me.. I'm the nasty motherfucker
I just thought I'da did anything in the world
I meets this one bitch, I comes up in the spot, or whatever
The bitch got the candles lit or whatever, so
She tell me whatever she wanna get her freak on whatever
So I'm like WHASSUP whatchu wanna yaknahmsayin
I'm ready to wear it out or whatever
The bitch told me she wanted me to shit on her!
Ya know shit I was like whatchu mean shit?
I mean I might shit on you after I, hit it I won't call you no more
Shit on you like that
She talkin about no she want me to cock over her
And shit, on her stomach!
I said bitch what the, what the fuck??
What the fuck I'm sposed to do after I after I shit on her
I'm sposed to hit that after that?
She's just wildin' out..............so after I shits on the bitch right
Ya know I shit, after I shits on the bitch
The bitch, ya know, washed that shit off or whatever
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when I was first hooking up with my now girlfriend two years ago, I wasnt busting nuts the first few times we messed around. so she asked me one day damn what do I have to do to get you to bust? lick your butthole?

that was dope

edit - oh damn, read the topic title wrong
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She once asked me to not suck her toes while Im orgasming.

So I went out with another woman and told my gf about it. She was so jealous that she now lets me do what I want to her feet.

1NfamousACE_2 posted...

I remember I met this one bitch
Cause you know me.. I'm the nasty motherfucker
I just thought I'da did anything in the world
I meets this one bitch, I comes up in the spot, or whatever
The bitch got the candles lit or whatever, so
She tell me whatever she wanna get her freak on whatever
So I'm like WHASSUP whatchu wanna yaknahmsayin
I'm ready to wear it out or whatever
The bitch told me she wanted me to shit on her!
Ya know shit I was like whatchu mean shit?
I mean I might shit on you after I, hit it I won't call you no more
Shit on you like that
She talkin about no she want me to cock over her
And shit, on her stomach!
I said bitch what the, what the fuck??
What the fuck I'm sposed to do after I after I shit on her
I'm sposed to hit that after that?
She's just wildin' out..............so after I shits on the bitch right
Ya know I shit, after I shits on the bitch
The bitch, ya know, washed that shit off or whatever

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So like...Im glad the women Ive gotten arent as weird as the ones itt. Where do yall find these people?
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She wanted the dog to watch while I shoved his squeaky toy in her butt while she looked at him and barked.
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she said "pretend like I actually exist, zikten! pretend like I am real!"

and I was like "whoa whoa whoa now, bitch! this is getting too weird for me"

women, am I right?

She wanted me to bust in her mouth then make out so we could swap it around and share it.

I had a girl I was hooking up with back in 2011. She was a foot fetishist, and wanted me to lick her feet/toes etc. They were super clean so I had no problem with trying that stuff out. Same girl also asked me to choke her while we had sex, which I also ended up trying out once. After doing it for like 5 seconds after my grip kept hardening because she told me I was being too soft and she closed her eyes in enjoyment I pulled my hands back thinking "what the fuck are you doing?" And didn't continue after that, it just felt wrong.

Same girl asked me to do other things I probably can't mention here. She was Japanese too, ever since I did that with her, and having had another Japanese girl ask me to do strange things too, I've had a strange judgment towards Japanese girls when it comes to sex/hooking up.

On many occasions Ive worn/wet diapers for a guy \_()_/
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"I want our first time to be a 3-some" Then she went ham on the other guy after kissing me a little and I got cucked. She left me a week later and starting dating the other dude.
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