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Doom_Art 07/17/18 2:39:44 PM #1:	No position is comfortable Constant pain from there Feeling like there's a grape in your bum Oh my god --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:905242191] in I wouldn't... [t:76816115]...</cite> <quote>No position is comfortable Constant pain from there Feeling like there's a grape in your bum Oh my god</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/17/18 2:46:28 PM #2:	i wonder if it's worse than a severe backache? but regardless he's sorry to hear. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:905242563] in I wouldn't... [t:76816115]...</cite> <quote>i wonder if it's worse than a severe backache? but regardless he's sorry to hear.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 07/17/18 2:47:14 PM #3:	Never had one that bad. I hate how it feels like a turd is constantly sticking out of your ass, though. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:905242598] in I wouldn't... [t:76816115]...</cite> <quote>Never had one that bad. I hate how it feels like a turd is constantly sticking out of your ass, though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/17/18 2:48:32 PM #4:	My very first hem was one of those Lots of fun when it finally burst --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:905242654] in I wouldn't... [t:76816115]...</cite> <quote>My very first hem was one of those Lots of fun when it finally burst</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/17/18 2:50:06 PM #5:	HylianFox posted... My very first hem was one of those Lots of fun when it finally burst loads of relief was had and so much bleeding. the bowl went red with so much Toilet paper. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:905242723] in I wouldn't... [t:76816115]...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote>My very first hem was one of those Lots of fun when it finally burst</quote> loads of relief was had and so much bleeding. the bowl went red with so much Toilet paper.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/17/18 2:50:56 PM #6:	kingdrake2 posted... HylianFox posted... My very first hem was one of those Lots of fun when it finally burst loads of relief was had and so much bleeding. the bowl went red with so much Toilet paper. more like "a fun day in the emergency room with nurses poking at your bloody ass" but still... --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:905242767] in I wouldn't... [t:76816115]...</cite> <quote><cite>kingdrake2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote>My very first hem was one of those Lots of fun when it finally burst</quote> loads of relief was had and so much bleeding. the bowl went red with so much Toilet paper.</quote> more like "a fun day in the emergency room with nurses poking at your bloody ass" but still...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 07/17/18 2:51:36 PM #7:	kingdrake2 posted... wonder if it's worse than a severe backache? Oh this is easily the worst pain I've felt tbh It's not the intensity (though it is pretty intense) it's how constant it is PoopPotato posted... Never had one that bad. I hate how it feels like a turd is constantly sticking out of your ass, though. I've only gotten em once every 2-3 years for maybe a couple days at a time but this one is just a month and a half after the last one and it's been feeling worse instead of better as time goes on. Very hesitant to go to the ER or a doc because I'm smack dab in the middle of chemo rn --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:905242809] in I wouldn't... [t:76816115]...</cite> <quote><cite>kingdrake2 posted...</cite> <quote>wonder if it's worse than a severe backache?</quote> Oh this is easily the worst pain I've felt tbh It's not the intensity (though it is pretty intense) it's how constant it is <cite>PoopPotato posted...</cite> <quote>Never had one that bad. I hate how it feels like a turd is constantly sticking out of your ass, though.</quote> I've only gotten em once every 2-3 years for maybe a couple days at a time but this one is just a month and a half after the last one and it's been feeling worse instead of better as time goes on. Very hesitant to go to the ER or a doc because I'm smack dab in the middle of chemo rn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 07/17/18 2:54:21 PM #8:	HylianFox posted... kingdrake2 posted... HylianFox posted... My very first hem was one of those Lots of fun when it finally burst loads of relief was had and so much bleeding. the bowl went red with so much Toilet paper. more like "a fun day in the emergency room with nurses poking at your bloody ass" but still... See popping them has never been successful in the past. I guess it requires more pressure than I'd be willing to apply. Regardless I don't wanna do that now as I'm running a lil low on red blood cells atm Even though the relief would be glorious --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:905242928] in I wouldn't... [t:76816115]...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote><cite>kingdrake2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote>My very first hem was one of those Lots of fun when it finally burst</quote> loads of relief was had and so much bleeding. the bowl went red with so much Toilet paper.</quote> more like "a fun day in the emergency room with nurses poking at your bloody ass" but still...</quote> See popping them has never been successful in the past. I guess it requires more pressure than I'd be willing to apply. Regardless I don't wanna do that now as I'm running a lil low on red blood cells atm Even though the relief would be glorious</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/17/18 2:54:45 PM #9:	Ironically, the last time I got a bad hem was the day Trump was sworn in as president >_> I think I get them as a result of stress --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:905242954] in I wouldn't... [t:76816115]...</cite> <quote>Ironically, the last time I got a bad hem was the day Trump was sworn in as president >_> I think I get them as a result of stress</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 07/17/18 3:02:33 PM #10:	HylianFox posted... Ironically, the last time I got a bad hem was the day Trump was sworn in as president >_> I think I get them as a result of stress See it's weird. Nothing in particular seems to set them off for me. Maybe a sweaty ass? Iunno It doesn't seem to correlate with straining or stress for me. Chaotic and unpredictable --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:905243427] in I wouldn't... [t:76816115]...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote>Ironically, the last time I got a bad hem was the day Trump was sworn in as president >_> I think I get them as a result of stress</quote> See it's weird. Nothing in particular seems to set them off for me. Maybe a sweaty ass? Iunno It doesn't seem to correlate with straining or stress for me. Chaotic and unpredictable</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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