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HylianFox
07/17/18 2:40:41 PM
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Man, the Pokemon world sure is fucked up
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Questionmarktarius
07/17/18 2:41:14 PM
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Let's go ask Michael Vick for his opinion on the matter.
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JE19426
07/17/18 2:41:36 PM
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Pre-teens shouldn't be breeding, period.
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pkmnlord
07/17/18 2:41:59 PM
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Is it responsible to allow pre-teens to breed

>_______>

and tame all-powerful monsters?

Oh
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kingdrake2
07/17/18 2:44:29 PM
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JE19426 posted...
Pre-teens shouldn't be breeding, period.


TC thinking of sick thoughts god help us all.
the power of GUWA will get us through this dark time.
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WaterLink
07/17/18 2:45:06 PM
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pkmnlord posted...
Is it responsible to allow pre-teens to breed

>_______>

and tame all-powerful monsters?

Oh

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ElatedVenusaur
07/17/18 2:50:11 PM
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I mean, if you think about it, Pokemon without the gloss is an apocalyptic hell-scape where going on a hike could end up with you dying from inhaling toxic spores spread by a butterfly and/or ambulatory plant, or being violently stabbed by a different species of butterfly, or being sliced in half by a dino-bug because you happened to wander too close to its nest. And that's probably the safest place to be(outside of the ramshackle settlements).
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Foppe
07/17/18 2:50:13 PM
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You think that's the most fucked up part?
Not the Pokemon that wears the skull from its mother?
Pokemons that eat kids dreams?
Pokemons that disguise themself as balloons and kidnaps children?
Pokemons that wait at hospitals just to harvest souls?
Pokemons that switches minds with children when they evolve?
Etc etc.
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jpenny2
07/17/18 2:51:37 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Man, the Pokemon world sure is fucked up

We all live in a Pokemon world.
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AlisLandale
07/17/18 2:52:37 PM
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Foppe posted...
You think that's the most fucked up part?
Not the Pokemon that wears the skull from its mother?
Pokemons that eat kids dreams?
Pokemons that disguise themself as balloons and kidnaps children?
Pokemons that wait at hospitals just to harvest souls?
Pokemons that switches minds with children when they evolve?
Etc etc.


Or the Pokemon that is canonically a human soul that longingly looks at a visage of their old fac
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VectorChaos
07/17/18 2:53:54 PM
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hXttnbC
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Foppe
07/17/18 3:02:14 PM
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I wouldnt be surprised if Team Rocket got a prostitution ring with Pokemons...
Both normal ones and Dittos that got a human form.
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Orthopox12
07/17/18 3:06:19 PM
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Foppe posted...
I wouldnt be surprised if Team Rocket got a prostitution ring with Pokemons...
Both normal ones and Dittos that got a human form.

Ive never really thought of what a Ditto feels like until your post.
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Questionmarktarius
07/17/18 3:08:37 PM
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Orthopox12 posted...
Foppe posted...
I wouldnt be surprised if Team Rocket got a prostitution ring with Pokemons...
Both normal ones and Dittos that got a human form.

Ive never really thought of what a Ditto feels like until your post.

Maybe Dittos are actually running everything in Pokemon, They Live style.
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Orthopox12
07/17/18 3:17:37 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Orthopox12 posted...
Foppe posted...
I wouldnt be surprised if Team Rocket got a prostitution ring with Pokemons...
Both normal ones and Dittos that got a human form.

Ive never really thought of what a Ditto feels like until your post.

Maybe Dittos are actually running everything in Pokemon, They Live style.

No its like John Carpenter's The Thing. You dont know whos real or whos a ditto.
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charey
07/17/18 3:44:05 PM
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In Ruby/Sapphire the professor is almost killed by a Pokmon right outside your home town. Not giving them a Pokmon means they could get murdered at any moment if they step a little too close to the tall grass.
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ElatedVenusaur
07/17/18 3:45:10 PM
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USUM does have a (creepy) sidequest where you have to track down Dittos who have transformed themselves into people.
They can't talk at least, but it's apparently something Dittos do.
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Questionmarktarius
07/17/18 3:56:39 PM
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charey posted...
In Ruby/Sapphire the professor is almost killed by a Pokmon right outside your home town. Not giving them a Pokmon means they could get murdered at any moment if they step a little too close to the tall grass.

There's a simple workaround for that:
http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=37
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HylianFox
07/18/18 10:47:43 PM
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Are you a boy or a girl?
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Paragon21XX
07/18/18 10:52:02 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Orthopox12 posted...
Foppe posted...
I wouldnt be surprised if Team Rocket got a prostitution ring with Pokemons...
Both normal ones and Dittos that got a human form.

Ive never really thought of what a Ditto feels like until your post.

Maybe Dittos are actually running everything in Pokemon, They Live style.

That's impossible because Dittos are the sex slaves of the Pokemon world.
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Questionmarktarius
07/19/18 2:36:19 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Orthopox12 posted...
Foppe posted...
I wouldnt be surprised if Team Rocket got a prostitution ring with Pokemons...
Both normal ones and Dittos that got a human form.

Ive never really thought of what a Ditto feels like until your post.

Maybe Dittos are actually running everything in Pokemon, They Live style.

That's impossible because Dittos are the sex slaves of the Pokemon world.

...or maybe they're just really horny?
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Foppe
07/19/18 5:56:42 AM
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The ones that tries to sabotage the secret Ditto world order turns into sexslaves as punishment?
Or normal Dittos dont know that, and have to survive 20 years of being a sexslave before they are rescued and can join the secret world order?
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Questionmarktarius
07/19/18 10:06:18 AM
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Foppe posted...
Or normal Dittos dont know that, and have to survive 20 years of being a sexslave before they are rescued and can join the secret world order?

Who's really the 'slave' at a ditto brothel where any given fantasy or fetish can happen, for the right price?
They know what they're doing.
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