Current Events > I'm about to fucking cry, I just got embarrassed so fucking hard in the mall

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KlRBEH 07/17/18 5:32:56 PM #1:	A few weeks ago a female member in my college class kept glancing at my shoes and giggling to her femoid friends about them. They are a few years old, a bit scrappy and only cost me like 10 bucks, but I like them. Today I finally built up the courage to go into the shopping center and find a new pair. As I am walking along this 6 foot mixed chad lite employee came up and asked if I needed any help. I started to panic and accepted his offer and sat myself down and just said yes to the first pair he offered me. He asked me what size I was and I said I had no idea (WTF) and so he started measuring my feet. I have really, really small feet and the second he removed my shoe he just looked at them puzzled and said "wow these are pretty small... i'll check if there are any in that fit this in the back.." People started to look and discuss among them and I went bright red which just made people start to snicker at me. It was so fucking embarrassing. As the chadlite was coming back with a box this 6'3 square jawed prince walked up to him and asked him to help him out. The mixed guy literally put my shit down to go help this fucking lion of a man. He sits next to me (completely posture mogging me) and removes his shoes to try on a size he already knew would fit. I've never seen such perfect large feet in my life, perfectly complimenting his looks and size. In that moment, sat there next to this man who seemed another species with my tiny baby feet next to his I realized it was just fucking over for me. I said I had to go and walked out briskly and only realized a minute later I left my shoes there. I'm writing this from home with dirty feet and too ashamed to ever go to that place again, I don't know what the fuck I am going to do I have class tomorrow morning and no fucking shoes. I GOT FUCKING FEET MOGGED I'M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THESE GENES --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH <cite>KlRBEH posted [p:905252083] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote>A few weeks ago a female member in my college class kept glancing at my shoes and giggling to her femoid friends about them. They are a few years old, a bit scrappy and only cost me like 10 bucks, but I like them. Today I finally built up the courage to go into the shopping center and find a new pair. As I am walking along this 6 foot mixed chad lite employee came up and asked if I needed any help. I started to panic and accepted his offer and sat myself down and just said yes to the first pair he offered me. He asked me what size I was and I said I had no idea (WTF) and so he started measuring my feet. I have really, really small feet and the second he removed my shoe he just looked at them puzzled and said "wow these are pretty small... i'll check if there are any in that fit this in the back.." People started to look and discuss among them and I went bright red which just made people start to snicker at me. It was so fucking embarrassing. As the chadlite was coming back with a box this 6'3 square jawed prince walked up to him and asked him to help him out. The mixed guy literally put my shit down to go help this fucking lion of a man. He sits next to me (completely posture mogging me) and removes his shoes to try on a size he already knew would fit. I've never seen such perfect large feet in my life, perfectly complimenting his looks and size. In that moment, sat there next to this man who seemed another species with my tiny baby feet next to his I realized it was just fucking over for me. I said I had to go and walked out briskly and only realized a minute later I left my shoes there. I'm writing this from home with dirty feet and too ashamed to ever go to that place again, I don't know what the fuck I am going to do I have class tomorrow morning and no fucking shoes. I GOT FUCKING FEET MOGGED I'M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THESE GENES</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos 07/17/18 5:34:46 PM #2:	KlRBEH posted... femoid --- "Donald Trump has the most presidential penis of all time" - DifferentialEquation <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:905252203] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote><cite>KlRBEH posted...</cite> <quote>femoid</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 07/17/18 5:35:16 PM #3:	This happened --- You can't beat a classic. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:905252238] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote>This happened</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 07/17/18 5:39:06 PM #4:	the average kirbeh is unfuckable the average femoid gets blasted by limitless chad feet --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:905252471] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote>the average kirbeh is unfuckable the average femoid gets blasted by limitless chad feet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 07/17/18 5:40:42 PM #5:	lol --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:905252551] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 07/17/18 5:41:38 PM #6:	ctrl+f "blood was everywhere" not found --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:905252599] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote>ctrl+f "blood was everywhere" not found</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KlRBEH 07/17/18 6:06:55 PM #7:	trappedunderice posted... This happened My new gimmick is posting stupid ass stories I found on Reddit --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH <cite>KlRBEH posted [p:905253971] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote><cite>trappedunderice posted...</cite> <quote>This happened</quote> My new gimmick is posting stupid ass stories I found on Reddit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr 07/17/18 6:08:23 PM #8:	KlRBEH posted... trappedunderice posted... This happened My new gimmick is posting stupid ass stories I found on Reddit LMAO WAIT SO SOMEONE DEADASS POSTED THAT SERIOUSLY SOMEWHERE --- you can't spell american dream without eric andre <cite>joestarrr posted [p:905254036] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote><cite>KlRBEH posted...</cite> <quote><cite>trappedunderice posted...</cite> <quote>This happened</quote> My new gimmick is posting stupid ass stories I found on Reddit</quote> LMAO WAIT SO SOMEONE DEADASS POSTED THAT SERIOUSLY SOMEWHERE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiritSephiroth 07/17/18 6:08:26 PM #9:	Really what the fuck is the point of these topics? --- https://imgtc.com/i/OAltYFG.gif https://imgtc.com/i/qTmQUCd.gif https://imgtc.com/i/Xdeqr0q.gif <cite>SpiritSephiroth posted [p:905254041] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote>Really what the fuck is the point of these topics?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iLikeMtnDew 07/17/18 6:13:54 PM #11:	joestarrr posted... KlRBEH posted... trappedunderice posted... This happened My new gimmick is posting stupid ass stories I found on Reddit LMAO WAIT SO SOMEONE DEADASS POSTED THAT SERIOUSLY SOMEWHERE https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/8nsq7l/im_about_to_fucking_cry_i_just_got_embarrassed_so/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_header --- Cavaliers/Browns/Indians I don't like Mountain Dew <cite>iLikeMtnDew posted [p:905254319] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote><cite>joestarrr posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KlRBEH posted...</cite> <quote><cite>trappedunderice posted...</cite> <quote>This happened</quote> My new gimmick is posting stupid ass stories I found on Reddit</quote> LMAO WAIT SO SOMEONE DEADASS POSTED THAT SERIOUSLY SOMEWHERE</quote> https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/8nsq7l/im_about_to_fucking_cry_i_just_got_embarrassed_so/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_header</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 07/17/18 6:15:23 PM #12:	omfg I browsed that subreddit for like 45 seconds and had to X out they can't be real --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:905254413] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote>omfg I browsed that subreddit for like 45 seconds and had to X out they can't be real</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KlRBEH 07/17/18 6:16:35 PM #13:	Mr_Biscuit posted... omfg I browsed that subreddit for like 45 seconds and had to X out they can't be real lmao --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH <cite>KlRBEH posted [p:905254485] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mr_Biscuit posted...</cite> <quote>omfg I browsed that subreddit for like 45 seconds and had to X out they can't be real</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slimfizzle2 07/17/18 6:17:24 PM #15:	iLikeMtnDew posted... joestarrr posted... KlRBEH posted... trappedunderice posted... This happened My new gimmick is posting stupid ass stories I found on Reddit LMAO WAIT SO SOMEONE DEADASS POSTED THAT SERIOUSLY SOMEWHERE https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/8nsq7l/im_about_to_fucking_cry_i_just_got_embarrassed_so/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_header Yes cause clearly it was real when it was first written --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:905254529] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote><cite>iLikeMtnDew posted...</cite> <quote><cite>joestarrr posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KlRBEH posted...</cite> <quote><cite>trappedunderice posted...</cite> <quote>This happened</quote> My new gimmick is posting stupid ass stories I found on Reddit</quote> LMAO WAIT SO SOMEONE DEADASS POSTED THAT SERIOUSLY SOMEWHERE</quote> https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/8nsq7l/im_about_to_fucking_cry_i_just_got_embarrassed_so/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_header</quote> Yes cause clearly it was real when it was first written</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KlRBEH 07/17/18 6:17:27 PM #16:	Conflict posted... I'm gonna steal that gimmick from you I am very confident that there is enough stupid stuff posted on Reddit for the both of us --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH <cite>KlRBEH posted [p:905254532] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote><cite>Conflict posted...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna steal that gimmick from you</quote> I am very confident that there is enough stupid stuff posted on Reddit for the both of us</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garrspete 07/17/18 6:19:32 PM #17:	You still fucking post here??? --- In lovie I trust. Gamertag: Garrspete23 <cite>garrspete posted [p:905254656] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote>You still fucking post here???</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 07/17/18 6:23:11 PM #18:	I know how you feel TC. I think I inadvertently met my girlfriend's physical boyfriend .. Being the mental boyfriend, I am there for emotional support and having a rich relationship. The back story is this: we met two years ago and she was my first hug, hand hold, kiss, etc. I bought her tons of gifts to lead up to telling her I loved her, and then I told her I loved her after a month and wanted to try having sex. She told me she ruined too many relationships because having sex with someone takes away from the mental aspect of the relationship. She wanted me to stay a pure virgin and love her as much as I always did. Anyways, today I was walking through the hallway at school and I took out my phone, which has a picture of me and her on the lock screen. This guy was looking down at me from above on the second floor and started laughing at me for some reason. I turned around and he winked at me, and I realized he had perfect view of my phone. So I went home and explained how he looked to my girlfriend and asked her if it was him, and she was giggling and wouldn't tell me yes or no. She told me I shouldn't know who it is because it will mess up the dynamics of our relationship for when we get married. What do you guys think? Do I have the right to know now that I have most likely seen who the physical boyfriend is? --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:905254853] in I'm about ... [t:76816644]...</cite> <quote>I know how you feel TC. I think I inadvertently met my girlfriend's physical boyfriend .. Being the mental boyfriend, I am there for emotional support and having a rich relationship. The back story is this: we met two years ago and she was my first hug, hand hold, kiss, etc. I bought her tons of gifts to lead up to telling her I loved her, and then I told her I loved her after a month and wanted to try having sex. She told me she ruined too many relationships because having sex with someone takes away from the mental aspect of the relationship. She wanted me to stay a pure virgin and love her as much as I always did. Anyways, today I was walking through the hallway at school and I took out my phone, which has a picture of me and her on the lock screen. This guy was looking down at me from above on the second floor and started laughing at me for some reason. I turned around and he winked at me, and I realized he had perfect view of my phone. So I went home and explained how he looked to my girlfriend and asked her if it was him, and she was giggling and wouldn't tell me yes or no. She told me I shouldn't know who it is because it will mess up the dynamics of our relationship for when we get married. What do you guys think? Do I have the right to know now that I have most likely seen who the physical boyfriend is?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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