Current Events > $1,000 or the ability to fart willingly

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Touch 07/18/18 4:24:29 PM #1:	$1000 untaxed Or The ability to fart whenever you please. You can control the intensity, length, noise, smell. What do --- https://imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J <cite>Touch posted [p:905310190] in $1,000 or ... [t:76819623]...</cite> <quote>$1000 untaxed Or The ability to fart whenever you please. You can control the intensity, length, noise, smell. What do</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkTransient 07/18/18 4:25:08 PM #2:	I'll take the fart control. I could probably make more than $1000 using it. --- http://www.facebook.com/loaocos/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAfJB3KYYDg <cite>DarkTransient posted [p:905310229] in $1,000 or ... [t:76819623]...</cite> <quote>I'll take the fart control. I could probably make more than $1000 using it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpinKirby 07/18/18 4:25:31 PM #3:	Touch posted... You can control the intensity, length, noise, smell. It's almost a super power, but no. ez 1k I assume someone gas problems or IBS would take the control though. --- MHW Supplemental Discord: https://discord.gg/ChHjtYQ https://imgur.com/QL6WJAl https://imgur.com/lGlcDyU <cite>SpinKirby posted [p:905310258] in $1,000 or ... [t:76819623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Touch posted...</cite> <quote>You can control the intensity, length, noise, smell.</quote> It's almost a super power, but no. ez 1k I assume someone gas problems or IBS would take the control though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpinKirby 07/18/18 4:26:10 PM #4:	DarkTransient posted... I'll take the fart control. I could probably make more than $1000 using it. That's no real different than being a fetish pornstar. --- MHW Supplemental Discord: https://discord.gg/ChHjtYQ https://imgur.com/QL6WJAl https://imgur.com/lGlcDyU <cite>SpinKirby posted [p:905310285] in $1,000 or ... [t:76819623]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkTransient posted...</cite> <quote>I'll take the fart control. I could probably make more than $1000 using it.</quote> That's no real different than being a fetish pornstar.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
southcoast09 07/18/18 4:27:00 PM #5:	I would take the money and use it on some shoes and maybe a tattoo or some Switch games. --- #MakeFinalFantasyGreatAgain <cite>southcoast09 posted [p:905310338] in $1,000 or ... [t:76819623]...</cite> <quote>I would take the money and use it on some shoes and maybe a tattoo or some Switch games.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkTransient 07/18/18 4:27:01 PM #6:	SpinKirby posted... DarkTransient posted... I'll take the fart control. I could probably make more than $1000 using it. That's no real different than being a fetish pornstar. I was thinking more Mr Methane style, but whatever floats your goat... --- http://www.facebook.com/loaocos/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAfJB3KYYDg <cite>DarkTransient posted [p:905310340] in $1,000 or ... [t:76819623]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpinKirby posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkTransient posted...</cite> <quote>I'll take the fart control. I could probably make more than $1000 using it.</quote> That's no real different than being a fetish pornstar.</quote> I was thinking more Mr Methane style, but whatever floats your goat...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 07/18/18 6:55:01 PM #7:	Touch posted... The ability to fart whenever you please. You can control the intensity, length, noise, smell. Is there any limitations to this ability? Could I rip a 140 dB fart without rupturing my butthole? Could I fill an entire warehouse with flammable gas? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:905318053] in $1,000 or ... [t:76819623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Touch posted...</cite> <quote>The ability to fart whenever you please. You can control the intensity, length, noise, smell.</quote> Is there any limitations to this ability? Could I rip a 140 dB fart without rupturing my butthole? Could I fill an entire warehouse with flammable gas?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 07/18/18 7:00:57 PM #8:	synth_real posted... Touch posted... The ability to fart whenever you please. You can control the intensity, length, noise, smell. Is there any limitations to this ability? Could I rip a 140 dB fart without rupturing my butthole? Could I fill an entire warehouse with flammable gas? I mean yeah but you might shit yourself --- https://imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J <cite>Touch posted [p:905318385] in $1,000 or ... [t:76819623]...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Touch posted...</cite> <quote>The ability to fart whenever you please. You can control the intensity, length, noise, smell.</quote> Is there any limitations to this ability? Could I rip a 140 dB fart without rupturing my butthole? Could I fill an entire warehouse with flammable gas?</quote> I mean yeah but you might shit yourself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 07/18/18 7:01:54 PM #9:	So you're telling me I'm a source of infinite energy <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:905318440] in $1,000 or ... [t:76819623]...</cite> <quote>So you're telling me I'm a source of infinite energy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 07/18/18 7:04:14 PM #10:	Touch posted... synth_real posted... Touch posted... The ability to fart whenever you please. You can control the intensity, length, noise, smell. Is there any limitations to this ability? Could I rip a 140 dB fart without rupturing my butthole? Could I fill an entire warehouse with flammable gas? I mean yeah but you might shit yourself I already take that risk when I fart in public anyway. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:905318571] in $1,000 or ... [t:76819623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Touch posted...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Touch posted...</cite> <quote>The ability to fart whenever you please. You can control the intensity, length, noise, smell.</quote> Is there any limitations to this ability? Could I rip a 140 dB fart without rupturing my butthole? Could I fill an entire warehouse with flammable gas?</quote> I mean yeah but you might shit yourself</quote> I already take that risk when I fart in public anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthGravid 07/18/18 7:05:00 PM #11:	Fart power, easy choice. For IRL trolling. --- Torn between two minds. Is either correct? Perhaps together.....but how? Can it be done? <cite>DarthGravid posted [p:905318614] in $1,000 or ... [t:76819623]...</cite> <quote>Fart power, easy choice. For IRL trolling.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 07/18/18 7:07:20 PM #12:	DarthGravid posted... Fart power, easy choice. For IRL trolling. Never mind that, I could fart loudly enough to literally kill people and destroy buildings. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:905318743] in $1,000 or ... [t:76819623]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarthGravid posted...</cite> <quote>Fart power, easy choice. For IRL trolling.</quote> Never mind that, I could fart loudly enough to literally kill people and destroy buildings.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthGravid 07/18/18 7:09:05 PM #13:	synth_real posted... DarthGravid posted... Fart power, easy choice. For IRL trolling. Never mind that, I could fart loudly enough to literally kill people and destroy buildings. I have Supervillian tendencies, too. I would probably end up doing the same thing. --- Torn between two minds. Is either correct? Perhaps together.....but how? Can it be done? <cite>DarthGravid posted [p:905318855] in $1,000 or ... [t:76819623]...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DarthGravid posted...</cite> <quote>Fart power, easy choice. For IRL trolling.</quote> Never mind that, I could fart loudly enough to literally kill people and destroy buildings.</quote> I have Supervillian tendencies, too. I would probably end up doing the same thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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