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Blo
07/19/18 2:54:59 PM
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slimfizzle2
07/19/18 2:55:44 PM
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10 inches.

Those are rookie numbers
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Awesome
07/19/18 2:58:19 PM
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people are deviants. people these days have no respect for themselves and no shame.
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yusiko
07/19/18 2:58:19 PM
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Apparently the penis ruptured something km his throat and he could have died

What a way to go though
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KamenRiderBlade
07/19/18 2:58:49 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
10 inches.

Those are rookie numbers
I'm assuming you've downed longer dongs.
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ChainedRedone
07/19/18 2:59:30 PM
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Awesome posted...
people are deviants. people these days have no respect for themselves and no shame.


Yeah dude the icky gayness is so shameful, isn't it awesome?
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MrPeppers
07/19/18 2:59:58 PM
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I would definitely feel awkward presenting that case to my attending lol
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Aye
07/19/18 3:00:21 PM
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Awesome posted...
people are deviants. people these days have no respect for themselves and no shame.

Oh, you're anti gay too? Man, you're just an all around garbage person, aren't you?
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Awesome
07/19/18 3:00:32 PM
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ChainedRedone posted...
Awesome posted...
people are deviants. people these days have no respect for themselves and no shame.


Yeah dude the icky gayness is so shameful, isn't it awesome?


dont care if the guy is gay. the problem is gloating and putting it all over the internet like what happened isnt a private thing. literally posting on the internet that he injured himself having sex and he even called himself a whore.

and people wonder why some people say porn is a bad thing, its brainwashing people and destroying their brains.
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KStateKing17
07/19/18 3:02:15 PM
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I think mtv had a show about a nerdy dude nearly killing someone with his monster.
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slimfizzle2
07/19/18 3:03:13 PM
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Awesome posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
Awesome posted...
people are deviants. people these days have no respect for themselves and no shame.


Yeah dude the icky gayness is so shameful, isn't it awesome?


dont care if the guy is gay. the problem is gloating and putting it all over the internet like what happened isnt a private thing. literally posting on the internet that he injured himself having sex and he even called himself a whore, dude insults himself like its a thing to be proud of.

and people wonder why some people say porn is a bad thing, its brainwashing people and destroying their brains.

Oh for fuck sakes
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Turbam
07/19/18 3:03:24 PM
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I still feel bad about what happened
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BLAKUboy
07/19/18 3:06:48 PM
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Do your parents know youre gay?

They do. They just dont know Im a whore.


I love his candidness.
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MedzXVIII
07/19/18 3:08:54 PM
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LedZeppelin
07/19/18 3:11:34 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Awesome posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
Awesome posted...
people are deviants. people these days have no respect for themselves and no shame.


Yeah dude the icky gayness is so shameful, isn't it awesome?


dont care if the guy is gay. the problem is gloating and putting it all over the internet like what happened isnt a private thing. literally posting on the internet that he injured himself having sex and he even called himself a whore, dude insults himself like its a thing to be proud of.

and people wonder why some people say porn is a bad thing, its brainwashing people and destroying their brains.

Oh for fuck sakes

what? hes not wrong
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ChainedRedone
07/19/18 3:12:59 PM
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LedZeppelin posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
Awesome posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
Awesome posted...
people are deviants. people these days have no respect for themselves and no shame.


Yeah dude the icky gayness is so shameful, isn't it awesome?


dont care if the guy is gay. the problem is gloating and putting it all over the internet like what happened isnt a private thing. literally posting on the internet that he injured himself having sex and he even called himself a whore, dude insults himself like its a thing to be proud of.

and people wonder why some people say porn is a bad thing, its brainwashing people and destroying their brains.

Oh for fuck sakes

what? hes not wrong


Jfc. Gotta tag another one.
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Hairy-man
07/19/18 3:13:30 PM
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That is rough.

Mustve been skinny though
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iPhone_7
07/19/18 3:18:05 PM
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Awesome has never been Awesome
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BLAKUboy
07/19/18 3:18:37 PM
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Let's not make this topic about some dudes being homophobic.
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SSJGrimReaper
07/19/18 3:19:25 PM
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rip man goes shot up to 97 inches
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Awesome
07/19/18 3:21:23 PM
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ChainedRedone posted...
LedZeppelin posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
Awesome posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
Awesome posted...
people are deviants. people these days have no respect for themselves and no shame.


Yeah dude the icky gayness is so shameful, isn't it awesome?


dont care if the guy is gay. the problem is gloating and putting it all over the internet like what happened isnt a private thing. literally posting on the internet that he injured himself having sex and he even called himself a whore, dude insults himself like its a thing to be proud of.

and people wonder why some people say porn is a bad thing, its brainwashing people and destroying their brains.

Oh for fuck sakes

what? hes not wrong


Jfc. Gotta tag another one.


yeah because if anybody disagrees with somebodies view they are immediately wrong and insane. get real and go outside.
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Awesome
07/19/18 3:30:50 PM
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yusiko
07/19/18 3:32:21 PM
#26:


Awesome posted...
humanity is screwed.


You can save it by choosing to not procreate
If we keep your genes from spreading humanity has hope
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yusiko
07/19/18 3:34:14 PM
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Conflict posted...
yusiko posted...
Awesome posted...
humanity is screwed.


You can save it by choosing to not procreate
If we keep your genes from spreading humanity has hope


You honestly think he has a choice? Lol


Lots of women have low self esteem
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LedZeppelin
07/19/18 3:34:19 PM
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yusiko posted...
Awesome posted...
humanity is screwed.


You can save it by choosing to not procreate
If we keep your genes from spreading humanity has hope

thats funny coming from one of gavis sycophants. willing to look the other way on all the twisted shit hes done for no other reason than you want to bone him
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yusiko
07/19/18 3:35:14 PM
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LedZeppelin posted...
yusiko posted...
Awesome posted...
humanity is screwed.


You can save it by choosing to not procreate
If we keep your genes from spreading humanity has hope

thats funny coming from one of gavis sycophants. willing to look the other way on all the twisted shit hes done for no other reason than you want to bone him


Blow him
Not bone
I'm not a big fan of anal
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kingdrake2
07/19/18 3:35:47 PM
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yusiko posted...
Awesome posted...
humanity is screwed.


You can save it by choosing to not procreate
If we keep your genes from spreading humanity has hope


i'm already fulfilling mine. we're all screwed regardless not because of him.
trumps achieving his dream of becoming a dictator.
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LedZeppelin
07/19/18 3:36:36 PM
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yusiko posted...
LedZeppelin posted...
yusiko posted...
Awesome posted...
humanity is screwed.


You can save it by choosing to not procreate
If we keep your genes from spreading humanity has hope

thats funny coming from one of gavis sycophants. willing to look the other way on all the twisted shit hes done for no other reason than you want to bone him


Blow him
Not bone
I'm not a big fan of anal

my point still stands. youre certainly not some shining paragon of human morality
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Awesome
07/19/18 3:36:56 PM
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how backwards is it when i say people should have respect for themselves and should keep sexual topics quiet and i get attacked and insulted like what i said is an outlandish thing.
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yusiko
07/19/18 3:38:02 PM
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I am THE shining paragon of human morality
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_Goggalor_
07/19/18 3:41:10 PM
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Awesome posted...
how backwards is it when i say people should have respect for themselves and should keep sexual topics quiet and i get attacked and insulted like what i said is an outlandish thing.


Sex isn't some dirty private thing. It's just sex.
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Ving_Rhames
07/19/18 3:49:06 PM
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LOOOOL, I love how he's just smiling about it.
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kingdrake2
07/19/18 3:50:15 PM
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yusiko posted...
I am THE shining paragon of human morality


i can stand by this.
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Aye
07/19/18 3:50:27 PM
#38:


LedZeppelin posted...
yusiko posted...
Awesome posted...
humanity is screwed.


You can save it by choosing to not procreate
If we keep your genes from spreading humanity has hope

thats funny coming from one of gavis sycophants. willing to look the other way on all the twisted shit hes done for no other reason than you want to bone him

@-Gavirulax-

Is this your stalker?
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Giant_Aspirin
07/19/18 3:55:51 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Awesome posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
Awesome posted...
people are deviants. people these days have no respect for themselves and no shame.


Yeah dude the icky gayness is so shameful, isn't it awesome?


dont care if the guy is gay. the problem is gloating and putting it all over the internet like what happened isnt a private thing. literally posting on the internet that he injured himself having sex and he even called himself a whore, dude insults himself like its a thing to be proud of.

and people wonder why some people say porn is a bad thing, its brainwashing people and destroying their brains.

Oh for fuck sakes


the best thing to do is just ignore him when he starts going off like this
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Tappor
07/19/18 3:58:13 PM
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lol
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