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assassingriskel
07/19/18 8:28:46 PM
#53:


All women cheat so you would be a fool to have taken it so far
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bulletproofvita
07/19/18 8:30:11 PM
#54:


assassingriskel posted...
All women cheat so you would be a fool to have taken it so far

Hmmm
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bknight
07/19/18 8:32:19 PM
#55:


In my experience, the more experience a girl has given blowjobs, the better, hate those first timers who use way too much hands and teeth, huh.
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Hop103
07/19/18 8:34:49 PM
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ITT: TC hasn't heard of a bachelorette party before.
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thronedfire2
07/19/18 8:35:14 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
CloneTheHero posted...
i wouldnt call it off id just move it back a year or so.


That's usually not an option when all of the deposits have been put down and stuff.


plus she'd probably throw another bachelorette party the next year
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pikachupwnage
07/19/18 8:36:49 PM
#58:


Leaver her.

And I would not do an expensive wedding on principal so not out too much money.
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Fuparulez
07/19/18 8:40:08 PM
#59:


It seems like a huge unknown on this forum that a lot of people really do not care if their partner hooks up with somebody else because they are too.
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thanosibe
07/19/18 8:44:29 PM
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SailorGoon posted...
3khc posted...
Yall gonna throw out a lifetime of happiness for one blowjob smh

I mean, if she's gonna suck a strangers dick during the supposed peak of your relationship, then what's stopping her from sucking more after time and whatnot jades it. You'd think people would want to be loyal to the person they love the closer they are to taking that final step and getting married.
This. Exactly. If you cant trust a person your relationship has no foundation.
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StarsOfCCTV
07/20/18 10:24:02 AM
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I feel like I missed out on this whole having sex thing just before you are married.
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_Goggalor_
07/20/18 10:25:00 AM
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Dump her.
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Mr_Biscuit
07/20/18 10:28:23 AM
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One of my best friends banged some chick we knew about a week before her wedding. Hes not proud of it, he was going through a hell of a time and was by his own admission morally pretty bankrupt for that spell.

I could not BELIEVE she did that, though. Yeah, gross that he went along with it, but she like stalked her prey and seduced him, actively looking for a random bang before her wedding. This girl was always pretty, uh, scandalous but that still just shocked me to the core, to be so shitty.
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Taharqa_
07/20/18 10:28:25 AM
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If she does that the night before the wedding then the foundation of the marriage is already on shakey ground. The trust factor would not be there. If it doesn't start off right it usually doesn't end right without A LOT of effort and "come to Jesus" moments.
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Nomadic View
07/20/18 10:28:50 AM
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im not 13 posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
leave her


Aye posted...
Wedding is off

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Sphyx
07/20/18 10:30:58 AM
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That would most likely be the end of us.
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DanHarenChamp
07/20/18 10:33:50 AM
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Bachelor/ette parties shouldn't be the night before the wedding in the first place, thats stupid to begin with. And if you do it a week before or a few days before at least you have time to call it off.

But also, I realize as I get older that these kinds of things are always case by case. What if the couple had been together since HS and its been over 10 years, and now they're getting married, and the girl happened to get too drunk and all her friends pressured her into it cuz they are single and jealous.....vs a couple who has been dating for maybe 1 or 2 years, it hasn't been the best relationship but good enough. They still tend to argue alot. But both wanna move on to the next step in life. And the girl goes in with the mentality that shes gonna bang or suck a dude.

The other scenario is that you get married and you simple don't file for the legal paperwork or you get an annulment. And if you for some reason agree to stay together you can just re-do the legal paperwork. And if you get a divorce, this way your split-up won't be as public and embarrassing. Cuz lets admit, cheating the night before and calling it off the morning of is pretty embarrassing. I think I would go about it this way. I'd prolly call a lawyer that morning tho.
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Mr_Biscuit
07/20/18 10:36:57 AM
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I feel real bad for any dudes ITT that dont answer clear-cut definitive wedding is off. Its not a kiss, its not touching a dudes abs, its sucking another mans dick the night before your wedding. Like the most submissive sexual thing you can do. What is there even to debate
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l0bcity
07/20/18 10:37:59 AM
#69:


69
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Mr_Biscuit
07/20/18 10:38:39 AM
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ese kinds of things are always case by case. What if the couple had been together since HS and its been over 10 years, and now they're getting married, and the girl happened to get too drunk and all her friends pressured her into it cuz they are single and jealous.


Like this

Wtf is this

Suddenly theres nuance to your girl of ten years deciding shes gonna stick another mans dick in her mouth
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Vindris_SNH
07/20/18 10:38:39 AM
#71:


I would have never gotten engaged to a woman like that in the first place.
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EvalAngell
07/20/18 10:39:29 AM
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during my friend's bachelor party his brother (the best man) and his best friend hired adult entertainment and they played very raunchy, hardcore sex games. There was a "grand finale" where the groom would lay down and the stripper sat on his face and masturbated and he drank her secretions. It was pretty crazy to watch but we cheered and it was an awesome bachelor party overall. the wedding went off without a hitch.
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Mr_Biscuit
07/20/18 10:41:19 AM
#73:


EvalAngell posted...
during my friend's bachelor party his brother (the best man) and his best friend hired adult entertainment and they played very raunchy, hardcore sex games. There was a "grand finale" where the groom would laying down and the stripper sat on his face and masturbated and he drank her secretions. It was pretty crazy to watch but we cheered and it was an awesome bachelor party overall. the wedding went off without a hitch.

Wtf
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Sphyx
07/20/18 11:13:51 AM
#74:


Plot twist: The stripper was the bride?
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bulletproofvita
07/20/18 8:21:21 PM
#75:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
EvalAngell posted...
during my friend's bachelor party his brother (the best man) and his best friend hired adult entertainment and they played very raunchy, hardcore sex games. There was a "grand finale" where the groom would laying down and the stripper sat on his face and masturbated and he drank her secretions. It was pretty crazy to watch but we cheered and it was an awesome bachelor party overall. the wedding went off without a hitch.

Wtf

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marthsheretoo
07/20/18 8:31:49 PM
#76:


Ok, clarification:

Is this supposed to be during her bachelorette party? Because lol @ having that the night before your wedding
Or is this some random stripper she meets the night before the wedding?
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nicklebro
07/21/18 1:43:52 AM
#77:


EvalAngell posted...
and he drank her secretions

Ew... Wtf?!
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EnragedSlith
07/21/18 1:53:27 AM
#78:


nicklebro posted...
DavidWong posted...
er, in what way is actually doing things normal?

having a stripper at the bachelor/bachelorette party, sure

getting lap dances, whatever

actually performing sexual acts? u wot m8? and some of you think this is normal?

It's more normal than you'd think.

So is infidelity in general. This isnt some mystical realm of bullshit
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Slaya4
07/21/18 2:05:24 AM
#79:


I honestly didnt believe that many people cheated at their bachelor/ette party. I honestly thought it was just a huge party.
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nicklebro
07/21/18 2:14:18 AM
#80:


EnragedSlith posted...

So is infidelity in general. This isnt some mystical realm of bullshit

Everyone knows infidelity is normal, but fucking around during a bachelo/ette party is known far less.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/21/18 2:40:55 AM
#81:


Trust is completely gone and I would never be involved with someone like that in a serious relationship, no way in hell I would marry a cheating whore either.

Her friends should not be trying to get her to cheat either, friends like that are not only shit people but want to destroy the marriage before it even happens.

If she wants to suck and fuck other people she should not be getting married.
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AlephZero
07/22/18 1:09:04 PM
#82:


the average man is unfuckable

the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick
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