Current Events > Would you give up your penis in order to save an alien civil rights leader?

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hyperpsycho
07/19/18 7:22:43 PM
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topic title - Results (13 votes)
Yes. I'm a good person.
53.85% (7 votes)
7
Nope. My penis is more important than anything!
46.15% (6 votes)
6
I don't have a penis.
0% (0 votes)
0
You somehow find yourself in a state of the art alien hospital. The head doctor tells you that they need your penis to make a replacement heart for an important alien civil rights leader. If you agree, you'll get a new prosthetic penis of your choice, you'll save hundreds of billions of alien lives and your sacrifice will be known throughout the universe.

So what do you say Jerry?
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ProbablyaCat
07/19/18 7:26:03 PM
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How close is the prosthetic to the real one?
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hyperpsycho
07/19/18 7:27:59 PM
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ProbablyaCat posted...
How close is the prosthetic to the real one?

Depends. Some of the choices are even better than the real one.
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Tenmyouji
07/19/18 7:35:38 PM
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It's not like I'm doing anything with it anyway. Go for it.
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SSJCAT
07/19/18 7:38:19 PM
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Does the prosthetic like connect to my nerves and stuff so I still feel with it? Cause I dont wanna live the rest of my life with a strap-on
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hyperpsycho
07/19/18 7:39:11 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
Does the prosthetic like connect to my nerves and stuff so I still feel with it? Cause I dont wanna live the rest of my life with a strap-on

Yes. It's a state of the art alien hospital.
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Unsugarized_Foo
07/19/18 7:40:58 PM
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Dude, know how many chicks would be down with alien dick? At least 1, fuck yeaaaaaaah
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DrizztLink
07/19/18 7:42:06 PM
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hyperpsycho posted...
ProbablyaCat posted...
How close is the prosthetic to the real one?

Depends. Some of the choices are even better than the real one.

Fuck yeah.

My dick is the beating heart of the galaxy.
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hyperpsycho
07/19/18 10:10:03 PM
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CE is almost split on this hot topic!
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Le__seul_dieu__
07/19/18 10:12:44 PM
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do i get to have a shapeshifting cock?
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TomNook20
07/19/18 10:14:20 PM
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So basically I can save a civilization and can get an improved robocock of my choice? What's the downside?
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/19/18 10:20:23 PM
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hyperpsycho posted...
SSJCAT posted...
Does the prosthetic like connect to my nerves and stuff so I still feel with it? Cause I dont wanna live the rest of my life with a strap-on

Yes. It's a state of the art alien hospital.

Oh shit, if I can get a alien robocock AND its got a way for me to feel the sensations, I want to switch my vote
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CommonJoe
07/19/18 10:37:55 PM
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Fuck that piece of trash heroin addict.
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hyperpsycho
07/19/18 10:39:58 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
Fuck that piece of trash heroin addict.

He needs it to breathe! His planet's atmosphere is 10% heroin.
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