Current Events > You get $100 every time you eat fruit but all furniture is replaced with ketchup

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Chairs, couches, beds, desks, hammocks whatever. So you pretty much have to sleep and sit on the ground or stand up all the time.

If you make your own furniture or try to use natural objects (i.e. rocks, tree stumps) as a substitute for furniture, they turn into ketchup too, except they are acidic ketchup that eats through your clothes and skin. It's really strong acidic ketchup, so even if you wear armor made of the strongest alloy known to man, it still can eat through and destroy your body.

no deal
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What if I make furniture out of petrified ketchup

Whats the down side again? I love ketchup. Hell I'll put it on my fruit and maybe even sell it to the government and for profit prisons and be rich. Will replace every other execution method. One of the best ways to die. Eating something you love
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Ok but what about the seats in your car? Or like a park bench or other public seats? Or a hospital bed? Would those things also turn to ketchup if I sit / lay on them?

renasunflash posted...

Ok but what about the seats in your car? Or like a park bench or other public seats? Or a hospital bed? Would those things also turn to ketchup if I sit / lay on them?

Yes to all. Damn, cars are virtually useless, and airplanes just got more complicated. People are going to have to redesign transportation. LOL

Cool, I'll be a millionaire that sleeps on the floor and has type two diabetes.
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HashtagTartarus posted...

Cool, I'll be a millionaire that sleeps on the floor and has type two diabetes.

oh god. i heard about this. my great uncle had to have his leg chopped off :(. because of the diabeetus.
even worse, i don't want to be cursed by it. my genes are protecting my ass from the disease ><.
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Yeah, I'll be trying not to get it. It would be hard though if I had a way of magically earning money for partaking of nature's sugar bowl.
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