Current Events > You have the mutant ability to transport your farts into people's mouths.

(+) Yeah! (+)

Nothing complicated.

You can fart at will, and transport these farts instantly into someone's mouth.

What do you do with your new powers?

This is an important topic.
---

I would transport my farts into peoples mouths.
---

Nothing. Just fart.
---

Would you use your powers to be a hero, or villian? Like, if an armed thug was robbing a store, would you try to stop him with your powers?
---

I'd fart into the mouth of goalies in important moments during NHL games to sway the league.
---

Lets say youre driving on the road with your family. And youre driving along: la-lee-la, whoo.
But theres a truck tire in the middle of the road, and you hit the brakes. Errrrrrrrrrrrr!

Whoa! That was close.

Now lets see what happens with the other guys brake pads.

Your driving along and the kids in the back seat go: I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy!
Not now, damn it!

Truck tire. Errrrrrrrrrrrr!
I cant stop! Ahhh!

Theres a cliff! Ahhhhhh!

And your familys screaming: Oh my God, we are burning alive! No, I cant feel my legs!

Here comes the meat wagon: wee-ooo wee-ooo wee-ooo

And the medic gets out and goes: Oh my God!

New guy is in the corner puking his guts out: Blaaaaagh! Blaaaaarf!!

All because you put a fart in someones mouth.
---