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When I was in college I would often walk from my apartment to my Mcjob (was close enough to not warrant the bus, but far enough for it to be annoying). For most of the morning (my shift was in the afternoon that day) I felt kinda off. I didn't think anything of it, and ate lunch before going.

About ten minutes into my walk my stomach started to rumble and I realized I have to shit really fucking badly.

I pick up the pace, hoping that I could get to work quick enough (I was walking down a residential neighborhood with no public toilets) but the heightened pace and activity just jostles my stomach even more.

Eventually I have to stop dead in my tracks. I'm getting cold sweats now. The nearest bathroom is several minutes away.

I decide that my best course of action is to try to relieve pressure on the dam. I decide that I'll try to let out some of it in a fart.

That doesn't work. It all comes spilling out and it's diarrhea.

I called work and told them I had the stomach flu and puked on my way in. They bought it.

Then I started the trek back to my apartment in my now shit-coated pants.

Oh and it was a freezing winter day, and since the shit was liquid it all froze on me.
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ive sharted a couple times. my dad shit himself on the way to vegas. we were basically in the middle of the desert

There's that one woman on Tumblr who does this all the time and tells stories + pictures.
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6th grade gym class. Walked up to my gym teacher and nonchalantly told her I shit myself while it dripped down my leg.
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16-BITTER posted...

This is like a sitcom-level cliche mistake

I was desperate

I also thought sneaking into someone's backyard and finding a secluded spot to go, knocking on doors to ask if I could use someone's bathroom (like in their house), or inducing vomiting to try to take the pressure off (yeah, the human body doesn't work like that, I know. I was a dumbass college student)
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I accidentally pissed myself at work once.

Fortunately i was by myself and outside in summer so i just hosed my legs and let it dry.
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I screen shotted that and I laughed so hard I choked and tears are rolling down one side of my face
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when I was like 6. I was literally 2 feet away from the toilet when it happened
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Never gamble with a fart.
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Some time in middle school I had diarrhea during gym class. I told the teacher and she let me go to the nurse.

Problem was, I had to walk across the entire gym full of other kids playing, and at the door I turned around and there were puddles down the length of it.
I think the part of my brain that makes me cringe at bad memories like that actually short circuited from the embarrassment then so now I feel no emotion about that moment.
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