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clearaflagrantj
07/21/18 2:12:09 AM
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It's an all inclusive resort in Mexico, the only thing you can do all day is eat garbage and drink too much by the pool. I don't understand how anyone could possibly enjoy this. I do not find pleasure in gorging for a whole fucking week, drinking 10lbs of body fat, destroying a well established sleep cycle. And I can't go off this resort without possibly getting stabbed by MS-13. I feel like one of those obese fucks in Wall-E that does nothing but indulges in pleasures all fucking day.

I'm going to lose my damn mind here
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Two_Dee
07/21/18 2:12:57 AM
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you should try the tap water
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glitteringfairy
07/21/18 2:13:33 AM
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Lol your fault for going to Mexico. It's a literal shit hole.
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snowman9267
07/21/18 2:13:48 AM
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lol at not going to an all inclusive resort with golf and excursions
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bulletproofvita
07/21/18 2:13:58 AM
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Two_Dee posted...
you should try the tap water

Why did I order this... Water
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clearaflagrantj
07/21/18 2:14:06 AM
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Two_Dee posted...
you should try the tap water

Last time I ate off a resort in Mexico I got bacterial pneumonia, and it was from a very popular and expensive restuarant.

I do not belong in this country.
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clearaflagrantj
07/21/18 2:14:37 AM
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snowman9267 posted...
lol at not going to an all inclusive resort with golf and excursions

I don't play golf.

I feel like I'd like it but it seems expensive
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Corman321
07/21/18 2:14:43 AM
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Yeah you really gotta go on excursions, or just make it like 3 days at the max. If you're there for a full week stuck in the resort it gets really old.

I did it in Puerto Vallarta once and the best time I had was when we said fuck it and went into town.
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clearaflagrantj
07/21/18 2:16:32 AM
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Corman321 posted...
Yeah you really gotta go on excursions, or just make it like 3 days at the max. If you're there for a full week stuck in the resort it gets really old.

I did it in Puerto Vallarta once and the best time I had was when we said fuck it and went into town.

I went into town last night and it was awesome but I ended up walking back alone. It was only a mile but at some points I felt like I could have gotten mugged easily.
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BreezyExcursion
07/21/18 2:17:26 AM
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Two_Dee
07/21/18 2:21:11 AM
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MC_BatCommander
07/21/18 2:22:35 AM
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god damn tc, you're living a better life than most people ever will and all you can do is fucking bitch about it on a shitty message board
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BreezyExcursion
07/21/18 2:29:39 AM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
god damn tc, you're living a better life than most people ever will and all you can do is fucking bitch about it on a shitty message board

He literally thinks a gang originated in Los Angeles by Salvadorans is gonna shank him in a Mexican tourist city.

thats plausible though i think

also @Vamp_Aubrey
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Two_Dee
07/21/18 2:30:22 AM
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NES4EVER
07/21/18 2:33:37 AM
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Youre the only person I know who would be miserable staying at an all-inclusive resort...
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hortanz
07/21/18 2:33:49 AM
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BreezyExcursion
07/21/18 2:35:30 AM
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hey @Vamp_Aubrey whats your onion on mexico
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Chicken
07/21/18 2:36:18 AM
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Why would anyone in their right mind vacation in Mexico anyway. Youve heard about the awful shit the cartels do to people and their families, right? Your money is funding that shit when you stay at these fancy resorts.
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apocalyptic_4
07/21/18 2:36:18 AM
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I was there last year for a week for my friend's bachelor party.

Go off the resort to a strip club. Spent the majority of my money there.
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LordFarquad1312
07/21/18 2:37:33 AM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
I was there last year for a week for my friend's bachelor party.

Go off the resort to a strip club. Spent the majority of my money there.

Did you go to a nice one, or the ones where the ladies are fat and gross?
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bknight
07/21/18 2:46:44 AM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
apocalyptic_4 posted...
I was there last year for a week for my friend's bachelor party.

Go off the resort to a strip club. Spent the majority of my money there.

Did you go to a nice one, or the ones where the ladies are fat and gross?

If you're anywhere near TJ, hit up Hong Kong, they tend to have the nicer girls and they cater to Americans. It's also pretty safe if you don't wander away from the street with all the clubs on it.
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DezDroppedFreak
07/21/18 2:49:05 AM
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Idk whats going on but I never miss a chance to tag @Vamp_Aubrey
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Infinite 2003
07/21/18 2:50:01 AM
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Are you ever happy Clear?
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LordFarquad1312
07/21/18 2:55:59 AM
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bknight posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...
apocalyptic_4 posted...
I was there last year for a week for my friend's bachelor party.

Go off the resort to a strip club. Spent the majority of my money there.

Did you go to a nice one, or the ones where the ladies are fat and gross?

If you're anywhere near TJ, hit up Hong Kong, they tend to have the nicer girls and they cater to Americans. It's also pretty safe if you don't wander away from the street with all the clubs on it.

My friends always say the gross one are the most fun, but I genuinly doubt that.
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Vamp_Aubrey
07/21/18 3:04:39 AM
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https://projects.jsonline.com/topics/mexico-blackouts-investigation/

Mexico is the worst place i have ever traveled to and my rule is to never go there again unless my job forces me to
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Two_Dee
07/21/18 3:07:30 AM
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hortanz
07/21/18 12:25:41 PM
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Vamp_Aubrey posted...
https://projects.jsonline.com/topics/mexico-blackouts-investigation/

Mexico is the worst place i have ever traveled to and my rule is to never go there again unless my job forces me to

Two_Dee posted...
wow!

@Vamp_Aubrey

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