Current Events > okay, so like, i wanna' start a cult

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anth0ny
07/22/18 8:09:00 PM
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what are some of the do's and don'ts
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MorbidFaithless
07/22/18 8:10:01 PM
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Well first you have to figure out what kind of cult you want
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juicebox4
07/22/18 8:10:03 PM
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anth0ny posted...
don'ts

exist
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anth0ny
07/22/18 8:10:25 PM
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juicebox4 posted...
anth0ny posted...
don'ts

exist

stop being stuckup
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masticatingman
07/22/18 8:13:17 PM
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If youre not a next level charismatic speaker just stop now
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NeonOctopus
07/22/18 8:14:08 PM
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Make sure the kool aid is grape flavored cuz everyone loves grape. Any other flavor and you'll have stragglers who won't drink it
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TheCurseX2
07/22/18 8:14:44 PM
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You'll need a good name that sounds mysterious, a lot of hooded robes, and a willingness to be down for a lot of ritual sacrifices.

It also helps if you know how to put a spin on the the old pentagram.
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anth0ny
07/22/18 8:16:12 PM
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masticatingman posted...
If youre not a next level charismatic speaker just stop now

well... my friends actually think i can do it. my trusted advisor has told me i should make a throne and have my uke while on it :3
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anth0ny
07/22/18 8:16:48 PM
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well... they mostly just believe i can keep the constant supply of drugs going, anyway...

and that has to count for something
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Zikten
07/22/18 8:17:19 PM
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Watch last year's season of American Horror Story. It was about a cult and it will give you lots of tips
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anth0ny
07/22/18 8:17:49 PM
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Zikten posted...
Watch last year's season of American Horror Story. It was about a cult and it will give you lots of tips

ooooooo
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Iwiybbykintsal
07/22/18 8:18:18 PM
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You've already failed. You dont even have a goal
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anth0ny
07/22/18 8:18:33 PM
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that sounds sp00ky!

apparently manson had 100 middle class ladies in his, so... sky's the limit, imho
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Bacon_Pancakes
07/22/18 8:18:46 PM
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Don't start the cult as a bet with a friend that she'll sleep with you if you can get 100 or more followers

She'll be much crazier than anyone who joins and will lie about birth control and you'll have to go to court 5 times to get taken off of child support.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/22/18 8:18:59 PM
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Zikten posted...
Watch last year's season of American Horror Story. It was about a cult and it will give you lots of tips


This. Don't make it pro-trump though.
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anth0ny
07/22/18 8:19:10 PM
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Iwiybbykintsal posted...
You've already failed. You dont even have a goal


anth0ny posted...
that sounds sp00ky!

apparently manson had 100 middle class ladies in his, so... sky's the limit, imho

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MonkeySee
07/22/18 8:20:06 PM
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Recruit some gamefaqs mods. They're perfect at following orders and not thinking critically.
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Doom_Art
07/22/18 8:22:07 PM
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Ive been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.
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anth0ny
07/22/18 8:26:52 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Ive been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.

think i can find hippie musicians in Nashville to help me keep things fun for my lovelies???
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