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Shuto-uke
07/23/18 9:10:29 AM
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NeonOctopus
07/23/18 9:17:01 AM
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Shuto-uke
07/23/18 9:18:34 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
This wouldn't happen in the horsing business


>;)
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eston
07/23/18 9:19:11 AM
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Couple of things

1. lol they let him finish after confirming that was indeed masturbating

2.
"Women and men out there pick an airline that cares about your safety. #unitedairlines referring to being assaulted on one of your flight as an 'uncomfortable experience' is a bit of an understatement. (See email) your lack of action is disgusting."

How in the world did this go from catching a man stroking it to "omg I was assaulted"

3. While United definitely could have handled it better, they are not responsible for this person's behavior and it is ridiculous to expect a refund
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Abyssea
07/23/18 9:21:53 AM
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To be honest, I would be cracking up too. >.> Poor lady though, that is a gross thing to wake up to.
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SSJGrimReaper
07/23/18 9:23:05 AM
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CEman don't deed on planes

CEman deed on buses
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SSJCAT
07/23/18 9:26:05 AM
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so why are all airline employees terrible lol? is it super easy to get a job with one?
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NeonOctopus
07/23/18 9:35:40 AM
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SSJCAT posted...
so why are all airline employees terrible lol? is it super easy to get a job with one?

Probably like with any job, once you're there long enough, you become apathetic to everything.

But wtf @ them letting him finish lol. That's crazy >_>
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eston
07/23/18 9:36:29 AM
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I think they're just really hard to fire. Maybe they have a good union
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Abyssea
07/23/18 9:36:56 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
SSJCAT posted...
so why are all airline employees terrible lol? is it super easy to get a job with one?

Probably like with any job, once you're there long enough, you become apathetic to everything.

But wtf @ them letting him finish lol. That's crazy >_>


they don't want headlines like "United Airlines gives man blue balls" hitting the press probably.
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PoopPotato
07/23/18 9:39:56 AM
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They let him finish? This story seems fake.
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Shuto-uke
07/23/18 9:48:09 AM
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eston posted...
Couple of things

1. lol they let him finish after confirming that was indeed masturbating

2.
"Women and men out there pick an airline that cares about your safety. #unitedairlines referring to being assaulted on one of your flight as an 'uncomfortable experience' is a bit of an understatement. (See email) your lack of action is disgusting."

How in the world did this go from catching a man stroking it to "omg I was assaulted"

3. While United definitely could have handled it better, they are not responsible for this person's behavior and it is ridiculous to expect a refund


I like the part where she says she was TERRIFIED.
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eston
07/23/18 9:51:14 AM
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Shuto-uke posted...
I like the part where she says she was TERRIFIED.

Right, and that he was "clearly capable of much more"

Like what?
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MangaFan462
07/23/18 9:52:16 AM
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Lordgold666
07/23/18 9:52:56 AM
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Thats so gross. They really couldve done wo the jokes, but whos gonna try and stop a dude about to ejaculate?

Not me, nope.
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Shuto-uke
07/23/18 9:53:40 AM
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eston posted...
Shuto-uke posted...
I like the part where she says she was TERRIFIED.

Right, and that he was "clearly capable of much more"

Like what?


he has a PENIS!! It can "finish"!!! It's terrifying.

Male genitals are like, nature's weakest design. How can she be terrified? lol lol lol
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Fony
07/23/18 9:53:51 AM
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Lmao, I went to high school with that lady.

EDIT: wrong person, could be her twin though.
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Shuto-uke
07/23/18 9:57:38 AM
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GOATTHlEF posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
This wouldn't happen in the horsing business


I've worked in the horsing business and wrong, there are people who sneak in at night to deed on the horses. Happened multiple times a year mudbray.


LMAO

At first I read "to deed the horses" too, which is even funnier
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Shuto-uke
07/23/18 10:01:07 AM
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@GOATTHIEF so how did you guys find out? One day you're on your merry way to feed the horses and they're all "splashed"?
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Wolf_J_Flywheel
07/23/18 10:02:01 AM
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Whats up with everyone thinking they need compensation for shit?
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Shuto-uke
07/23/18 10:31:49 AM
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GOATTHlEF posted...
Shuto-uke posted...
@GOATTHIEF so how did you guys find out? One day you're on your merry way to feed the horses and they're all "splashed"?


Horses would start acting really nervous in the morning (they don't like strange people nearby them at night) plus there would always be evidence. Doors left ajar, footprints, they'd leave apples for the horses, etc. so we'd check the footage tapes and find the dude. No it wasn't the same guy every time either ponyta.


poor horsies :(
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