Current Events > A guy bought me drinks and tried to look at my dick in the bathroom afterwards.

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AlabamaLove
07/23/18 11:55:35 AM
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Literally walked into the bathroom behind me and put his chin on my shoulder to get a look. I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda mad I let it go and didn't beat him down, but I also like drinking at that place
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SSJGrimReaper
07/23/18 11:56:02 AM
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was it parappa
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MegaTech
07/23/18 11:59:19 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
was it parappa

Lmfao
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Dyinglegacy
07/23/18 12:00:14 PM
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You shoulda took a step back and asked him he'd like a better look.
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AlabamaLove
07/23/18 12:01:36 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
was it parappa

Yeah, how could you @Parappa09

Seriously though
It was a 56 year old white dude
He wants to be my sugar daddy lmao
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yusiko
07/23/18 12:02:41 PM
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must resist urge to make a small penis joke at TCs expense.........................................so did you offer to let him use your magnifying glass?
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coolboy11
07/23/18 12:17:00 PM
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gives new meaning to "happy hour"
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NeonOctopus
07/23/18 12:18:25 PM
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FF_Redux
07/23/18 12:20:13 PM
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AlabamaLove posted...
It was a 56 year old white dude


pics
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AlabamaLove
07/23/18 12:20:33 PM
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Abyssea
07/23/18 12:22:39 PM
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If he bought you drinks you could have at least gave him a handy. Jesus
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Parappa09
07/23/18 1:37:00 PM
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AlabamaLove posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
was it parappa

Yeah, how could you @Parappa09

Seriously though
It was a 56 year old white dude
He wants to be my sugar daddy lmao

fucking hell second post

i wouldnt do that, i dont even like using urinals since i dont want to accidentally look at someones d while peeing
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SauI_Goodman
07/23/18 1:38:29 PM
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Did you accept the drinks? That would give him the impression that you are interested.
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CADE FOSTER
07/23/18 1:39:36 PM
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You should have told him to take a picture it will last longer
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TheSextMachine
07/23/18 1:46:56 PM
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"What we have here, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake."
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Orthopox12
07/23/18 1:53:53 PM
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TheSextMachine posted...
"What we have here, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake."

Movie quote appreciated
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