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DiduXD
07/24/18 8:01:57 PM
#1:


Which one? - Results (7 votes)
Have to squeeze every girls tits and get slapped everytime?
57.14% (4 votes)
4
Have sex 100 times a day?
42.86% (3 votes)
3
Today's is pretty odd.
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Krazy_Kirby
07/24/18 8:11:10 PM
#2:


1st option would get you sued and eventually in jail
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Pikazard1
07/24/18 9:06:52 PM
#3:


getting sued and eventual jail time wasn't part of the stipulation

but getting slapped for squeezing bewbs is so worth it :D

the second option sounds tempting, but really isn't plausible
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Mario_VS_DK
07/24/18 10:13:41 PM
#5:


Is it even possible for a guy to have sex that often? If you don't need to do anything else to survive, you'd need to be having sex every 15~ minutes for all 24 hours of the day. If you take off 8 of those 24 hours a day for sleep, you're up to having sex every 9.6 minutes. I think most guys' refractory period is longer than that, and that's not even counting the time it takes to have the sex.
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faramir77
07/24/18 10:44:51 PM
#6:


Option B.

It says nothing about shooting your goo each time. You literally could just go in and out and call that one round.
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LinkPizza
07/24/18 11:59:01 PM
#7:


Pikazard1 posted...
but getting slapped for squeezing bewbs is so worth it :D

I like boobs, but I don't even think slapping is worth it. Plus, it's every girl...

Pikazard1 posted...
the second option sounds tempting, but really isn't plausible

Does it really sound tempting?

Mario_VS_DK posted...
Is it even possible for a guy to have sex that often? If you don't need to do anything else to survive, you'd need to be having sex every 15~ minutes for all 24 hours of the day. If you take off 8 of those 24 hours a day for sleep, you're up to having sex every 9.6 minutes. I think most guys' refractory period is longer than that, and that's not even counting the time it takes to have the sex.

I believe the average sex session is about 5.4 minutes. They've apparently done studies. Sex seems to not last as long as people think it does. If you had sex back to back using the average time, it would be about 9 hours. That would give you 15 to work, sleep, and whatever else, I guess...

faramir77 posted...
Option B.

It says nothing about shooting your goo each time. You literally could just go in and out and call that one round.

True that you don't have to shoot, but would they really call it sex if you just enter and exit once? I mean, I know that it's still sex with what they call a "One-pump chump", but I feel that those are a little different...
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gguirao
07/25/18 12:00:08 AM
#8:


2
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green dragon
07/25/18 12:19:45 AM
#9:


Every girl in the world?
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LinkPizza
07/25/18 12:21:50 AM
#10:


green dragon posted...
Every girl in the world?

I think it's every one you see. Though, if it were every girl in the world once, then I would probably do that. But I think it's every girl you see or something like that...
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J_Dawg983
07/25/18 12:22:05 AM
#11:


I dont really want death by snu snu.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
07/25/18 12:41:50 AM
#12:


1. Going out anywhere would be the worst thing.
2. Just being alive would be awful.
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Zeus
07/25/18 12:57:36 AM
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#2 sounds physically harmful (if not fatal) and absurdly time-consuming, whereas #1 you could limit the damage.... unless it means every single girl on the planet rather than just the ones you run into, which could also be fatal.
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solid_kush
07/25/18 1:00:54 AM
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J_Dawg983 posted...
I dont really want death by snu snu.


The spirit is willing but the flesh is torn and bruised (not sure if I quoted it right, but that part always makes me laugh though)
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LinkPizza
07/25/18 1:48:27 AM
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solid_kush posted...
J_Dawg983 posted...
I dont really want death by snu snu.


The spirit is willing but the flesh is torn and bruised (not sure if I quoted it right, but that part always makes me laugh though)

Almost...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p0DAz_30qQ" data-time="

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Mario_VS_DK
07/25/18 2:28:05 AM
#16:


LinkPizza posted...
I believe the average sex session is about 5.4 minutes. They've apparently done studies. Sex seems to not last as long as people think it does. If you had sex back to back using the average time, it would be about 9 hours. That would give you 15 to work, sleep, and whatever else, I guess...


Wasn't talking about the duration of the sex, but the refractory period.

Also, I'm not sure someone could have sex for 9 hours straight. That's gotta be horribly exhausting.
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LinkPizza
07/25/18 2:45:50 AM
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Mario_VS_DK posted...
LinkPizza posted...
I believe the average sex session is about 5.4 minutes. They've apparently done studies. Sex seems to not last as long as people think it does. If you had sex back to back using the average time, it would be about 9 hours. That would give you 15 to work, sleep, and whatever else, I guess...


Wasn't talking about the duration of the sex, but the refractory period.

Also, I'm not sure someone could have sex for 9 hours straight. That's gotta be horribly exhausting.

I'm sure it would be. But I guess that's why it's an option on this would you rather. Haha. Though, now you know that it would take about 9 hours or so for the 100 times you would have to have sex. So you can do more math on about how often you would need to, but also around a 8 hour work day and doing other things like eating, sleeping, etc.
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wwinterj25
07/25/18 2:46:04 AM
#18:


Either option I'd probably die so the question is how do I want to die? I suppose option B.
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solid_kush
07/25/18 1:18:00 PM
#19:


LinkPizza posted...
solid_kush posted...
J_Dawg983 posted...
I dont really want death by snu snu.


The spirit is willing but the flesh is torn and bruised (not sure if I quoted it right, but that part always makes me laugh though)

Almost...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p0DAz_30qQ" data-time="


Spongey and bruised lol sounds more funny that way. xD
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