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frogman_295
07/25/18 2:57:57 AM
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Maybe I can find an old useless holy sock..
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/25/18 2:59:19 AM
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Paper towels, tissues, or old napkins. If you dont have those, you might have to use your thumb
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ffmasterjose
07/25/18 3:00:18 AM
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3 seashells
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Chicken
07/25/18 3:00:38 AM
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Be a man. Use your hand.
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kingdrake2
07/25/18 3:01:33 AM
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ffmasterjose posted...
3 seashells


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rVQGT01Kzg" data-time="

start swearing to the machine.
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ProtoManSPx
07/25/18 3:03:08 AM
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Just wash your butt in the tub
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Lost_All_Senses
07/25/18 3:05:28 AM
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Who poops this late?
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SpiralDrift
07/25/18 3:06:05 AM
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Just hose it clean in the backyard. I suppose if you don't have a hose you could try to pee on your own butt.
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frogman_295
07/25/18 3:06:48 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Just hose it clean in the backyard. I suppose if you don't have a hose you could try to pee on your own butt.

Lawl
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frogman_295
07/25/18 3:08:52 AM
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I found a sock. I highly recommend this. Its like quilrwd northern extra ply. :)
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sktgamer_13dude
07/25/18 3:09:19 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/25/18 3:09:37 AM
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frogman_295
07/25/18 3:11:09 AM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Just take a shower.

Thats the messed up part. I just got out of the shower then boom...explosive diarhhea.
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frogman_295
07/25/18 3:11:51 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

This is the response I was awaiting
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Bacon_Pancakes
07/25/18 3:13:56 AM
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Cut a foam/plastic cup in half, put it under your sink faucet, pinch the bottom so water streams upwards, and aim it at your butt.

Boom, free bidet
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frogman_295
07/25/18 3:14:32 AM
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Bacon_Pancakes posted...
Cut a foam/plastic cup in half, put it under your sink faucet, pinch the bottom so water streams upwards, and aim it at your butt.

Boom, free bidet

Lawl
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ProtoManSPx
07/25/18 3:14:54 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Just hose it clean in the backyard. I suppose if you don't have a hose you could try to pee on your own butt.

Hot
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/25/18 3:15:32 AM
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