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Bio1590
07/25/18 3:03:51 PM
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meestermj
07/25/18 3:08:14 PM
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Source?

But also, Nestle is a shitass garbage company and I wouldn't shed a tear if they crumbled.
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SauI_Goodman
07/25/18 3:10:35 PM
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They are going to have to enter a bidding war with Dasani. Or Aquafina. Or anybody else who is interested.
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spudger
07/25/18 3:11:41 PM
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"Water is not a human right" -CEO of Nestle
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Shotgunnova
07/25/18 3:12:32 PM
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New rule: if you want to claim something on another planet as yours, you need to go there and plant the flag yourself.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
07/25/18 3:15:25 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
New rule: if you want to claim something on another planet as yours, you need to go there and plant the flag yourself.


Who had the first flag on the moon?

USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Muffinz0rz
07/25/18 3:15:32 PM
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spudger posted...
"Water is not a human right" -CEO of Nestle

Considering the government doesn't see health care as a right, this shouldn't exactly be a surprising statement.
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spudger
07/25/18 3:17:51 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
spudger posted...
"Water is not a human right" -CEO of Nestle

Considering the government doesn't see health care as a right, this shouldn't exactly be a surprising statement.

true. but at least theres some arguments there. there is literally nothing you can say to justify denying water to people without being an evil piece of shit.
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Shotgunnova
07/25/18 3:19:22 PM
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spudger posted...
there is literally nothing you can say to justify denying water to people without being an evil piece of s***.
"You can't have this water -- it's from Flint, MI."
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Sunhawk
07/25/18 3:19:46 PM
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Hold on, is this Nestle, who make chocolate products? Or some resource company that I've never heard of before?
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Darkman124
07/25/18 3:20:22 PM
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spudger posted...
true. but at least theres some arguments there. there is literally nothing you can say to justify denying water to people without being an evil piece of s***.


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spudger
07/25/18 3:20:44 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Hold on, is this Nestle, who make chocolate products? Or some resource company that I've never heard of before?

yes. nestle is also big in the water/juice/soda/drink game.
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SageHarpuia
07/25/18 3:20:47 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
spudger posted...
"Water is not a human right" -CEO of Nestle

Considering the government doesn't see health care as a right, this shouldn't exactly be a surprising statement.

Water is a basic necessity of life

Healthcare is a scam
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sauceje
07/25/18 3:21:17 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Hold on, is this Nestle, who make chocolate products? Or some resource company that I've never heard of before?

Nestle is literally evil my man
If you ever ate chocolate youre going to hell by proxy lol
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IHeartRadiation
07/25/18 3:24:30 PM
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Why would anyone buy extra-planetary water again?
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spudger
07/25/18 3:24:58 PM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
Why would anyone buy extra-planetary water again?

space minerals
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VectorChaos
07/25/18 3:25:55 PM
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Do you want to open a portal to Hell, Nestle?

Because that's how you open a portal to Hell.
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SageHarpuia
07/25/18 3:26:29 PM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
Why would anyone buy extra-planetary water again?

Why would anyone buy $500 wine?
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TheSextMachine
07/25/18 3:27:20 PM
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Does Nestle own Mars?
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IHeartRadiation
07/25/18 3:30:09 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
IHeartRadiation posted...
Why would anyone buy extra-planetary water again?

Why would anyone buy $500 wine?

We haven't found planets covered in wine yet.
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Bacon_Pancakes
07/25/18 3:31:09 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
spudger posted...
there is literally nothing you can say to justify denying water to people without being an evil piece of s***.
"You can't have this water -- it's from Flint, MI."

Flint water is fine if you ignore the lead.
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ScazarMeltex
07/25/18 3:34:48 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
IHeartRadiation posted...
Why would anyone buy extra-planetary water again?

Why would anyone buy $500 wine?

Spoken like a true plebe.
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