Poll of the Day > After watching Sausage Party, I am glad...

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People everywhere around the world are currently buying and consuming every and all perishable and non-perishables.

I think Ill celebrate by eating some uncooked and still-alive hotdogs and buns separately in front of each other not even letting them inside each other before they get bitten and swallowed to death while all their grocery friends watch.

And Ill have the corn song they sing at the beginning playing in the background just to piss them off.

I looked it up on YouTube and Im glad most people didnt prefer it. Im surprised they surpassed even the sex scene from Team America. I heard it made a lot of people cringe and walk out of the theatre.

Good.
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The question is, why would you watched that degenerate drivel to begin with.

TheWorstPoster posted...

The question is, why would you watched that degenerate drivel to begin with.

Saw a movieclips scene where the food was getting killed and it looked fun and silly. I didnt know it was going to be filled with such degenerate dialogue.

I suffered through it and laughed a few times, but it was so obvious in its pandering that even the normies hated it. They tried really hard, but I think they offended way too many of their own base to make it a film the establishment would push. Some of the stereotypes were so offensive Im surprised the movie even got made in 2016.

Sadly, Ive been infected by the oppression doctrine so I can tell what these people look for. Personally, I dont find anything offensive. Except this movie. But then again, it doesnt make me wanna ban it or take away someones right to own or watch it. Unlike some people we know. Aka the new moralists who are supposed to hate moralists, but their moralists are ok.
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Next time, research movies and games, before you buy into that trash. Also, what the hell did you expect from the film based on the title itself?

TheWorstPoster posted...

Next time, research movies and games, before you buy into that trash. Also, what the hell did you expect from the film based on the title itself?

My apologies, master.
I will mind my habits more carefully.
Please dont punish me.
*kneels with his head down*
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It's just Animal House... with food instead of animals
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Lokarin posted...

It's just Animal House... with food instead of animals

Animal House works because of the casting. Humans deliver so much better. Maybe youre just able to see past any need to aesthetically relate to the style and get the substance either way. I cant. At least not the innate and biased part of my cognitive mind that works as the staging ground for genuine approval. If I have to think about it and not care about aesthetics then I might as well be reading a book.
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GrimCyclone posted...

Lokarin posted...

It's just Animal House... with food instead of animals

Animal House works because of the casting. Humans deliver so much better. Maybe youre just able to see past any need to aesthetically relate to the style and get the substance either way. I cant. At least not the innate and biased part of my cognitive mind that works as the staging ground for genuine approval. If I have to think about it and not care about aesthetics then I might as well be reading a book.

Well, I do have Schizoid Personality Disorder - Aesthetics can fall flat for me
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Lokarin posted...

It's just Animal House... with food instead of animals

Nope.

Animal House is a comedy classic and changed comedy itself. RIP DOUG KINNEY

Sausage Party will be forgotten.
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Part of it is Animal House being closer to my generation X too. The lingo is less cringey and more cool to me. This new more modern lingo just seems trashy to me. /shrug

Maybe Im too old to enjoy it.
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This movie was balls out funny. I appreciated having a fully adult themed animated movie.

Having the antagonist be a literal douch that talked like shenti was hilarious.
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What a bizarre movie.
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I actually liked it. I also didn't know it was that adult. But I had fun watching it.
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