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Abyssea
08/03/18 9:37:07 AM
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you played the game as a kid and Tifa's giant boobs made you feel funny. Aerith was always the better option. Since I'm gay I was able to be objective about it and realize that Aerith was the superior waifu. Even as a kid I was more woke than you.

Go on, try and change my mind.
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frozenshock
08/03/18 9:37:59 AM
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Barret was the best waifu
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pres_madagascar
08/03/18 9:38:55 AM
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Tifa is literally nothing more than tits. She has less personality than a moogle. She's awful. I've loathed her for years. Aerith, while a girl next door trope, at least had personality and an actual purpose.
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Shotgunnova
08/03/18 9:39:19 AM
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Aeris had sick healing abilities; Tifa just punched stuff.
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ThatMuttGuy
08/03/18 9:39:20 AM
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*Aeris
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pres_madagascar
08/03/18 9:39:27 AM
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frozenshock posted...
Barret was the best waifu

Barret would break your ass in half.

Cid is more of a gentle lover.

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creativerealms
08/03/18 9:40:27 AM
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Boobs in final fantasy VII graphics are not worth it ether. Really it's funny that people liked PS1 polygon boobs.
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stone
08/03/18 9:40:38 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Aeris had sick healing abilities; Tifa just punched stuff.

She has sick punching abilities, you mean.
Also boobies.
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NeonOctopus
08/03/18 9:41:28 AM
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Romulox28
08/03/18 9:41:31 AM
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Tits > everything else
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pres_madagascar
08/03/18 9:41:55 AM
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creativerealms posted...
Boobs in final fantasy VII graphics are not worth it ether. Really it's funny that people liked PS1 polygon boobs.

Remember Lara crofts pointy triangle tits on ps1?

stone posted...
Shotgunnova posted...
Aeris had sick healing abilities; Tifa just punched stuff.

She has sick punching abilities, you mean.
Also boobies.

Ass>>>>>>>boobs
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Turtlebread
08/03/18 9:41:57 AM
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when you get older you realise personality doesnt matter at all
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NeonOctopus
08/03/18 9:42:15 AM
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pres_madagascar
08/03/18 9:42:35 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
Tits > everything else

Ass>tits.

You grow up in the hood, this is how you think. I grew up in a sea of fine ass. Ooh lawd.
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Tyranthraxus
08/03/18 9:42:50 AM
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If Tifa is the party leader during Yuffie's recruitment scene, she will address Tifa as Boobs.
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Caution999
08/03/18 9:42:55 AM
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I liked Aeris more.
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pres_madagascar
08/03/18 9:43:09 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
when you get older you realise personality doesnt matter at all

Uh, no. I'm 31, I care more about personality now than I ever have.
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Turtlebread
08/03/18 9:45:47 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Turtlebread posted...
when you get older you realise personality doesnt matter at all

Uh, no. I'm 31, I care more about personality now than I ever have.


You probably just havent matured yet
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pres_madagascar
08/03/18 9:46:46 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Turtlebread posted...
when you get older you realise personality doesnt matter at all

Uh, no. I'm 31, I care more about personality now than I ever have.


You probably just havent matured yet

The opposite actually. I was very immature in my early 20s.

When you're ready to settle down, you habe to make sure you can actually hold, and enjoy, a conversation with her.
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Ving_Rhames
08/03/18 9:48:57 AM
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Ehn, Tifa is the only reason anything actually gets done.
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VectorChaos
08/03/18 9:50:09 AM
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noliesdetected.gif

Also Tifa literally just fucking stands around and lets Cloud descend into madness because of his memories instead of speaking up that something isn't right at any of a hundred opportunities
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BignutzisBack
08/03/18 9:50:25 AM
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Tufa could be flat as a board and still be better due to her personality
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Caution999
08/03/18 9:50:50 AM
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VectorChaos posted...
noliesdetected.gif

Also Tifa literally just fucking stands around and lets Cloud descend into madness because of his memories instead of speaking up that something isn't right at any of a hundred opportunities


Indeed.

Also, Aeris is the one that was able to cast Holy ffs.
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Veggeta X
08/03/18 9:53:36 AM
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I stopped liking Aeris after I realize she was used goods from Zack. Tifa was still pure so she wins.
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Caution999
08/03/18 9:54:31 AM
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I'm sure Tifa banged those other two guys she hung out with when they all grew up.

She was also willing to bang Don Corneo for information.
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pres_madagascar
08/03/18 9:54:36 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
I stopped liking Aeris after I realize she was used goods from Zack. Tifa was still pure so she wins.

LMAO if you think Tifa was a vogon in FF7.
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Abyssea
08/03/18 9:54:46 AM
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BignutzisBack posted...
Tufa could be flat as a board and still be better due to her personality


PEfR97o
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Veggeta X
08/03/18 9:55:33 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
LMAO if you think Tifa was a vogon in FF7.

She saved herself for Cloud. Wish more women was like this.
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Caution999
08/03/18 9:56:06 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
LMAO if you think Tifa was a vogon in FF7.

She saved herself for Cloud. Wish more women was like this.


Remember the Don Corneo mansion. She insisted that she HAD to win. She was telling them she was gonna do what was necessary.
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pres_madagascar
08/03/18 9:56:32 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
LMAO if you think Tifa was a vogon in FF7.

She saved herself for Cloud. Wish more women was like this.

I don't. Virgins are terrible in bed. Experience is beer.
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scar the 1
08/03/18 9:57:19 AM
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No, I liked Tifa better because investing in her wasn't a waste of time.
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Veggeta X
08/03/18 9:59:53 AM
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Alright we need to stop talking about virgins because it'll take us to ToS territory.
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GiftedACIII
08/03/18 10:02:03 AM
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That would be sephiroth
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AwesomeChad
08/03/18 10:40:01 AM
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i think on the game , aerith has the same polygon breast size with tifa
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Renault
08/03/18 10:41:19 AM
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yuffie best girl cause dfc
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masterpug53
08/03/18 11:28:27 AM
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I have to give Tifa the nod simply because I've never played a game that featured this 'Aerith' character. Maybe she was in KH 2, can't remember, didn't really get what game she was from or what her deal was.
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scar the 1
08/03/18 11:33:18 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
I have to give Tifa the nod simply because I've never played a game that featured this 'Aerith' character. Maybe she was in KH 2, can't remember, didn't really get what game she was from or what her deal was.

She was in both KH and KH 2 no?
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philsov
08/03/18 11:35:14 AM
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you just liked Tifa more because

She was playable throughout the entire game and got a 255 accuracy weapon which means infinite crit spam with deathblow materia.

High damaging limit break that was partially reliant on skill, too.
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Sir Will
08/03/18 11:36:07 AM
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Also gay and always preferred Tifa. Her Advent Children outfit is better and I always roll my eyes when people bring up the tits.
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Questionmarktarius
08/03/18 11:36:18 AM
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Aeris doesn't do anything for about two-thirds of the game. Tifa does.
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Abyssea
08/03/18 11:38:24 AM
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Sir Will posted...
Also gay and always preferred Tifa. Her Advent Children outfit is better and I always roll my eyes when people bring up the tits.


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Tyranthraxus
08/03/18 11:38:48 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Aeris doesn't do anything for about two-thirds of the game. Tifa does.

I feel like she does more than Tifa. She's like female Obi-Wan.
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DrizztLink
08/03/18 11:40:35 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Veggeta X posted...
I stopped liking Aeris after I realize she was used goods from Zack. Tifa was still pure so she wins.

LMAO if you think Tifa was a vogon in FF7.

Is her poetry really that bad?
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Questionmarktarius
08/03/18 11:40:45 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Aeris doesn't do anything for about two-thirds of the game. Tifa does.

I feel like she does more than Tifa. She's like female Obi-Wan.

I'd prefer something more substantial than cutscenes and lore, please.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
08/03/18 11:44:30 AM
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I liked Tifa more than Aeris because Tifa was alive.
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