Current Events > RIP Luigi (1983-2018)

Topic List
Page List: 1
HylianFox
08/08/18 2:48:16 PM
#1:


https://kotaku.com/rip-luigi-1983-2018-1828191816

Luigi Mario, best known to friends and family as Luigi, died this morning at the age of 35. He is survived by his fraternal twin brother, Mario, and his son, Waluigi.

Born and raised in Flatbush, Brooklyn, Luigi had worked as a plumber, a tennis player, a ghost hunter, a doctor, a golfer, a martial artist, a basketball player, and a race kart driver. He was taller than his brother, yet often lived in Marios shadow, a heartbreaking irony that would haunt Luigi for the entirety of his short life.

Although Luigi was often called a coward, his accomplishments were so vast that the world celebrated his 30th birthday by declaring 2013 the Year of Luigi, a time of joy, honor, and worldwide peace. Most countries celebrated the Year of Luigi by holding festivals in his honor, and many have argued that it marked the final moments of happiness in the modern era.

The following year showed us a darker side of Luigi, as he grew angry and vengeful, becoming best known for his horrible stare. Friends and family members point out that he never quite recovered after the Year of Luigi, which he viewed as the peak of his career.

Luigis life was tragically cut short this morning while he was exploring a haunted castle and ran into a ghastly incarnation of Death, who cut the soul out of the plumbers body with a scythe. He is now dead.

Funeral arrangements for Luigi will be announced in the coming days.


lol wut
---
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
... Copied to Clipboard!
Fight_4_Force
08/08/18 2:48:52 PM
#2:


NOO! He was a GREAT character.
... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur
08/08/18 2:48:57 PM
#3:


How do they not know Mario died too =_=
---
"Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo
https://imgur.com/JGJqvwW
... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181
08/08/18 2:49:20 PM
#4:


Just smash nerds.
---
chill02 to me: you are beautiful
... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX
08/08/18 2:49:49 PM
#5:


He gave himself the death stare in the mirror.
---
"I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone
... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS
08/08/18 2:49:52 PM
#6:


why do nerds do this?
---
"I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense."
... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don
08/08/18 2:51:43 PM
#7:


the fuck, Waluigi is his son? never knew that
---
https://imgur.com/hwZyGuA - courtesy of the homie United_World
I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KamenRiderBlade
08/08/18 2:52:36 PM
#8:


If WaLuigi is his son, who was the mother?
---
Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp 'Once Upon A Time in Mexico'
... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox
08/08/18 2:52:37 PM
#9:


XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
He gave himself the death stare in the mirror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSXMTe_g6Nk" data-time="

---
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord
08/08/18 2:52:49 PM
#10:


VipaGTS posted...
why do nerds do this?

What do you mean?
---
Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 19; PiO ATTN: 2
RotM wins 1, Rejoice my comrades, utopia awaits once Capitalism dies and communism rises.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz
08/08/18 2:53:33 PM
#11:


First Mario gets shanked by Ridley, now Luigi gets his soul stripped from his body?

It's like the Infinity War of Nintendo
---
Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
2018 NFLB Summersim (7-8): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ
... Copied to Clipboard!
mario2000
08/08/18 2:53:37 PM
#12:


owned
---
Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt
Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash
... Copied to Clipboard!
BLAKUboy
08/08/18 2:53:59 PM
#13:


KamenRiderBlade posted...
If WaLuigi is his son, who was the mother?

Miyamoto, obviously.
---
Aeris dies if she takes more damage than her current HP - Panthera
https://signavatar.com/26999_s.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy
08/08/18 2:54:11 PM
#14:


VipaGTS posted...
why do nerds do this?

---
"How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR
... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox
08/08/18 2:54:19 PM
#15:


Muffinz0rz posted...
It's like the Infinity War of Nintendo

So who's Thanos? Master Hand?

Master Infinity Gauntlet.... >__>
---
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
... Copied to Clipboard!
Old NoiseTank
08/08/18 2:54:30 PM
#16:


F
---
Grim Reaper: "Your time has come"
Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?"
... Copied to Clipboard!
KamenRiderBlade
08/08/18 2:56:36 PM
#17:


BLAKUboy posted...
Miyamoto, obviously.
I mean in story / lore, who's the mother.
---
Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp 'Once Upon A Time in Mexico'
... Copied to Clipboard!
BLAKUboy
08/08/18 2:57:54 PM
#18:


KamenRiderBlade posted...
I mean in story / lore, who's the mother.

BLAKUboy posted...
Miyamoto, obviously.

---
Aeris dies if she takes more damage than her current HP - Panthera
https://signavatar.com/26999_s.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore
08/08/18 2:58:14 PM
#19:


Is this article actually written by a regular Kotaku writer?
---
Shenmue II = best game of all time
Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time
... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox
08/08/18 2:58:51 PM
#20:


Damn_Underscore posted...
Is this article actually written by a regular Kotaku writer?

No idea, was linked there by AV Club
---
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox
08/08/18 2:59:41 PM
#21:


Weegee we hardly knew ye
---
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber
08/08/18 3:00:52 PM
#22:


Queue Luigi's Mansion 3: The Revenge.
... Copied to Clipboard!
bob742omb
08/08/18 3:01:17 PM
#23:


VipaGTS posted...
why do nerds do this?

---
bob the buster
mr freeze is my spirit animal
... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox
08/08/18 3:02:01 PM
#24:


Dash_Harber posted...
Queue Luigi's Mansion 3: The Revenge.

We could contact him using a Weegee Board

>__>
---
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueJester007
08/08/18 3:02:42 PM
#25:


RIP John Leguizamo
---
"BlueJester007 is a cool, edgy hipster." - Mr_M0j0_Rising
... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz
08/08/18 3:02:46 PM
#26:


HylianFox posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Queue Luigi's Mansion 3: The Revenge.

We could contact him using a Weegee Board

FUCK
---
Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
2018 NFLB Summersim (7-8): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber
08/08/18 3:02:51 PM
#27:


HylianFox posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Queue Luigi's Mansion 3: The Revenge.

We could contact him using a Weegee Board

>__>


I was thinking that he's the ghost now and he has to Beetlejuice some evil humans away from his ...

Oh, shit, that's a pun. Fuck. My bad.
... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox
08/08/18 3:08:10 PM
#28:


Muffinz0rz posted...
FUCK

Dash_Harber posted...
Oh, shit, that's a pun. Fuck. My bad.

452qWkh
---
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
... Copied to Clipboard!
J E S U S
08/08/18 3:23:12 PM
#29:


I was kind of hoping at the end luigis Backpack would start working again and then his would would get sucked in
---
*imaginary*
... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor
08/08/18 3:23:55 PM
#30:


The Mario Bros. are dead. Who will protect the Mushroom Kingdom now?
---
Still, Move Forward!
... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox
08/08/18 3:24:18 PM
#31:


Tappor posted...
Who will protect the Mushroom Kingdom now?

Toad?
---
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
... Copied to Clipboard!
ForestLogic
08/08/18 3:30:50 PM
#32:


Nintendo confirmed Luigi isn't dead.

https://twitter.com/NintendoUKVS/status/1027210656821469184
---
AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer / ObjectiveLogic #MasterChiefForSmash
... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox
08/08/18 3:33:55 PM
#33:


ForestLogic posted...
Nintendo confirmed Luigi isn't dead.

https://twitter.com/NintendoUKVS/status/1027210656821469184

Lies
---
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
... Copied to Clipboard!
eston
08/08/18 3:34:38 PM
#34:


ForestLogic posted...
Nintendo confirmed Luigi isn't dead.

https://twitter.com/NintendoUKVS/status/1027210656821469184

Maybe he's undead, lol

And bull-fucking-shit Waluigi is not Luigi's son fuck outta here
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox
08/08/18 4:57:49 PM
#35:


Just gave my Weegee plushie a squeeze

It'll be okay, Weegee. I still love you

;_;
---
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1