Current Events > Joe Rogan arrested for publicly kicking swans in the head.

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Kalavinka
08/09/18 8:31:04 AM
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itt unfunny edgelords
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ReignFury
08/09/18 8:35:17 AM
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_BIueMonk posted...
this site is just getting full of assholes

you can't make a single post or topic without someone genuinely just trying to be an asshole

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Jagr_68
08/09/18 8:54:42 AM
#53:


Kalavinka posted...
itt unfunny edgelords


More like unfunny snowflakes triggered by birds
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ScyclonexRage
08/09/18 9:13:25 AM
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SpinKirby posted...
Mr_Karate_II posted...
Yeah, promote cruelty to animals CE...

Imagine defending swans and geese.

Imagine being a fucking moron
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Renault
08/09/18 9:17:06 AM
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change it to dogs and these dweebs would be calling for the death penalty
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frogman_295
08/09/18 9:18:13 AM
#58:


Everyone knows you kick swans in private that way you don't get caught.
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Star_Spirit
08/09/18 9:34:59 AM
#59:


yeah but they're still living animals. bunch of edgy wanna bes
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SuperMedz3
08/09/18 9:36:58 AM
#60:


You don't want to run because that will look stupid so you stand your ground.
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spudger
08/09/18 9:38:46 AM
#61:


Fake news
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HypnoCoosh
08/09/18 9:40:54 AM
#62:


WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
This topic is bad and you should feel bad.

Marked for trolling for the topic title.

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White Eagle
08/09/18 9:59:51 AM
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Geese can produce 1-2 pounds of poop, pooping 28 times a day.

They've ruined my neighborhood's paths for runners and walkers, and they're the reason the neighborhood's pond looks like it got hit with fallout.

edit: Someone posted about them not being a bother while fishing, but what if one day they kill all your fish?

They're a menace. No experience with swans, but if they're similar then I'm all for getting rid of them too.
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nicklebro
08/09/18 10:17:15 AM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
nicklebro posted...
Swans are vicious

Swans and Geese arent vicious. Theyre just territorial, especially if they have young around. Geese arent dropping from the sky to attack you in the grocery store parking lot. Dont try to pet or feed the birds and youll be fine.

But if they do come after you, they're vicious. Idk why you think they're not just because there's a way to avoid being attacked by them. Plus it isn't always obvious where the edge of their territory is, which often times overlaps with walkways or park benches or different spots where they might run into humans.
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Master_Bass
08/09/18 10:22:20 AM
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LedZeppelin posted...
SpinKirby posted...
Let's put you in a room full of them.

Tbh, you're probably just a geese behind that keyboard trying to damage control.

seriously geese are straight dicks and anyone whose ever seen one should know

They seriously are. They hang out at my work place and poop everywhere. It's annoying and they like to hang out where I park my car. Thankfully, I haven't heard of any attacks yet.
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chrono625
08/09/18 10:36:36 AM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
The fuck is wrong with some of you?

I've never had an issue with geese or swans.


That's cause you dont leave your residence.
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smoliske
08/09/18 10:44:44 AM
#67:


don't know why anyone is taking @Mr_Karate_II seriously

dude has a BMI over 35 and lives off the government and spends his day trolling internet forums instead of staying healthy and being a productive member of society. don't worry diabetes or a heart attack will get hm
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Zikten
08/09/18 10:48:14 AM
#68:


smoliske posted...
don't know why anyone is taking @Mr_Karate_II seriously

dude has a BMI over 35 and lives off the government and spends his day trolling internet forums instead of staying healthy and being a productive member of society. don't worry diabetes or a heart attack will get hm

Don't worry? That's fucked up. So you want him to die?
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MacDaMurderer
08/09/18 10:52:53 AM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
Yep, you encounter one or a few in person they try an attack you. They're real relentless too, I've had to kick one away too and it came right back.


I walk at Lake Eola every day at lunch (same park this guy kicked the swans) and never had a single issue with the swans.

The park is literally known for the swans and they are everywhere.
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smoliske
08/09/18 10:55:16 AM
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Zikten posted...
smoliske posted...
don't know why anyone is taking @Mr_Karate_II seriously

dude has a BMI over 35 and lives off the government and spends his day trolling internet forums instead of staying healthy and being a productive member of society. don't worry diabetes or a heart attack will get hm

Don't worry? That's fucked up. So you want him to die?


that's rich, coming from the guy who also lives off the government
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Zikten
08/09/18 11:13:15 AM
#71:


smoliske posted...
Zikten posted...
smoliske posted...
don't know why anyone is taking @Mr_Karate_II seriously

dude has a BMI over 35 and lives off the government and spends his day trolling internet forums instead of staying healthy and being a productive member of society. don't worry diabetes or a heart attack will get hm

Don't worry? That's fucked up. So you want him to die?


that's rich, coming from the guy who also lives off the government

I guess just cause I live off the government I respect his right to live. So normal poeole want us to die is that it? Jesus fucking christ
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Sexypwnstar
08/09/18 11:22:15 AM
#72:


Renault posted...
change it to dogs and these dweebs would be calling for the death penalty


This is so true
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Forlorn_Ass
08/09/18 11:27:06 AM
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Too bad it wasn't pitbulls instead
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smoliske
08/09/18 11:29:08 AM
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Zikten posted...
smoliske posted...
Zikten posted...
smoliske posted...
don't know why anyone is taking @Mr_Karate_II seriously

dude has a BMI over 35 and lives off the government and spends his day trolling internet forums instead of staying healthy and being a productive member of society. don't worry diabetes or a heart attack will get hm

Don't worry? That's fucked up. So you want him to die?


that's rich, coming from the guy who also lives off the government

I guess just cause I live off the government I respect his right to live. So normal poeole want us to die is that it? Jesus fucking christ


maybe you should get off the couch and do something with your health and your life then
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kingdrake2
08/09/18 11:36:41 AM
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i don't feel the duck deserved it. it's one of the things i like to watch when they're around.
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smoliske
08/09/18 11:45:40 AM
#78:


DuranOfForcena posted...
what the fuck is this topic

Joe Rogan has absolutely nothing to do with the article linked in the OP

why hasn't this topic been modded for trolling yet


tell us more how this topic has negatively impacted your life
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WaterLink
08/09/18 11:49:24 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
what the fuck is this topic

Joe Rogan has absolutely nothing to do with the article linked in the OP

why hasn't this topic been modded for trolling yet

I thought the same thing. Try actually clicking the link
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Touch
08/09/18 11:50:54 AM
#82:


Joe Rogan in court:

"Hey man. I was just chillin with my family having a nice afternoon and this fuckin swan comes and starts attacking us. So what do I do? I go to defend my family and kick that fucker in the head. It was self defense! I even have evidence! Jamie can you pull it up?"
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DirkDiggles
08/09/18 11:52:14 AM
#84:


Please tell me if he was using the crane kick.
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SpinKirby
08/09/18 11:56:32 AM
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ScyclonexRage posted...
SpinKirby posted...
Mr_Karate_II posted...
Yeah, promote cruelty to animals CE...

Imagine defending swans and geese.

Imagine being a fucking moron

@ScyclonexRage

Naming calling is against the rules.

I know who's behind that keyboard of yours too.

;)
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Solid Sonic
08/09/18 11:57:47 AM
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MacDaMurderer posted...
KillerKhan420 posted...
Yep, you encounter one or a few in person they try an attack you. They're real relentless too, I've had to kick one away too and it came right back.


I walk at Lake Eola every day at lunch (same park this guy kicked the swans) and never had a single issue with the swans.

The park is literally known for the swans and they are everywhere.

We should hang out, I live in Melbourne.
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WaterLink
08/09/18 11:58:53 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
WaterLink posted...
Try actually clicking the link

lol huh? what the fuck is this supposed to mean. i did actually click the link, you fucking nitwit. why don't you try actually fucking clicking the link?

Look at the pic. It's just a joke man
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spudger
08/09/18 12:03:56 PM
#88:


Touch posted...
Joe Rogan in court:

"Hey man. I was just chillin with my family having a nice afternoon and this fuckin swan comes and starts attacking us. So what do I do? I go to defend my family and kick that fucker in the head. It was self defense! I even have evidence! Jamie can you pull it up?"

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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
08/09/18 1:19:07 PM
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WaterLink posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
WaterLink posted...
Try actually clicking the link

lol huh? what the fuck is this supposed to mean. i did actually click the link, you fucking nitwit. why don't you try actually fucking clicking the link?

Look at the pic. It's just a joke man

The dude doesn't look anything like Rogan except they're both bald white guys.
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dib153
08/09/18 1:24:18 PM
#90:


Flying demon shits deserved it
Nothing looking like this is never gonna not deserve a sweet chin music

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voldothegr8
08/09/18 1:36:10 PM
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kingdrake2
08/09/18 2:50:13 PM
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damn that fucking bird is huge.
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Typhon
08/09/18 3:11:00 PM
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They always move out of my way and watch from a distance. Never been attacked by any of the thousands I've encountered.

Also, topic title is fake news.
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smoliske
08/09/18 3:25:06 PM
#95:


GOATTHlEF posted...
smoliske posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
what the fuck is this topic

Joe Rogan has absolutely nothing to do with the article linked in the OP

why hasn't this topic been modded for trolling yet


tell us more how this topic has negatively impacted your life


How is joestar doing mareep?


she is doing well, and is en route as we speak, should be arriving early this evening

DuranOfForcena posted...
smoliske posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
what the fuck is this topic

Joe Rogan has absolutely nothing to do with the article linked in the OP

why hasn't this topic been modded for trolling yet


tell us more how this topic has negatively impacted your life

why defend low-effort trolling? do you really have nothing better to do with your life?


I'm not defending the trolling, it is what it is, I'm calling you out for taking the bait, lmao.
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Dash_Harber
08/09/18 5:40:18 PM
#96:


cjsdowg posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Swans have it coming tbh


No, Canadian Geese have it coming. I almost got into a fist fight with one the other day because it was blocking the path and started hissing and flapping at me, so I started yelling at it and it finally inched passed me.

Motherfucking Geese.


Geese are funny , they will buck up to anything , however most of the time they can't really do that much harm, to larger animals .


Much harm, no, but they will chase people and bite them. My buddy once was walking home from the bar and found one injured in a park. He went to help it and the thing reared up and started chasing him around the park.

They even would cross the main highway in my old town and if you honked at them, they would stop, look at you, and walk away slowly just to spite you. They are horrible, disgusting birds.

Also, it's edgelord to hate Geese? Geese are dicks.
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