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NeonOctopus
08/11/18 7:19:22 PM
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NeonOctopus
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/12/18 8:25:14 PM
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I applaud your effort
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Lonestar2000
08/14/18 7:55:15 AM
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This topic is great.
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Autocraticus
08/14/18 8:06:29 AM
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I feel that Zero Suit Samus hurt the character. Her body was never supposed to be the focal point and it was a reward after mastering the game. That was the appeal of the original concept, no one was supposed to know it was a female under that suit until the end. Now it is just like, hey have some boobs in a catsuit.
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Mango Sauce
08/14/18 8:43:02 AM
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gosh dangit im gonna spontaneously bust a nut at those zero mission pics.
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NeonOctopus
08/14/18 9:28:18 AM
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Autocraticus posted...
Now it is just like, hey have some boobs in a catsuit.

Mango Sauce posted...
gosh dangit im gonna spontaneously bust a nut at those zero mission pics.

lol
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Vyrulisse
08/14/18 9:31:09 AM
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Other M was fun imo. People salty because they humanized Samus. My only real issue was that it was way too easy as a game.
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NeonOctopus
08/14/18 9:32:40 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
People salty because they humanized Samus

But it doesn't make sense. This is the 4th time Samus has encountered Ridley and she has a panic attack all of a sudden >_>
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Vyrulisse
08/14/18 9:34:16 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
People salty because they humanized Samus

But it doesn't make sense. This is the 4th time Samus has encountered Ridley and she has a panic attack all of a sudden >_>

I didn't say it was good storytelling but I understood what they were trying to do with that at least.
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Shuto-uke
08/14/18 9:34:32 AM
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this topic rocks lol
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spikethedevil
08/14/18 9:36:41 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
People salty because they humanized Samus

But it doesn't make sense. This is the 4th time Samus has encountered Ridley and she has a panic attack all of a sudden >_>


Wasn't it the second time canocically?
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NeonOctopus
08/14/18 9:38:59 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
People salty because they humanized Samus

But it doesn't make sense. This is the 4th time Samus has encountered Ridley and she has a panic attack all of a sudden >_>


Wasn't it the second time canocically?

Metroid 1, Metroid Prime 1, and Metroid Prime 3 all take place before Other M
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Skye Reynolds
08/14/18 9:41:52 AM
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It'd be hilarious to watch Mario have a panic attack when confronting Bowser.
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spikethedevil
08/14/18 9:48:10 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
spikethedevil posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
People salty because they humanized Samus

But it doesn't make sense. This is the 4th time Samus has encountered Ridley and she has a panic attack all of a sudden >_>


Wasn't it the second time canocically?

Metroid 1, Metroid Prime 1, and Metroid Prime 3 all take place before Other M


Not Prime 2?
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NeonOctopus
08/14/18 9:49:02 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
spikethedevil posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
People salty because they humanized Samus

But it doesn't make sense. This is the 4th time Samus has encountered Ridley and she has a panic attack all of a sudden >_>


Wasn't it the second time canocically?

Metroid 1, Metroid Prime 1, and Metroid Prime 3 all take place before Other M


Not Prime 2?

Ridley wasn't in Prime 2 >_>
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P4wn4g3
08/14/18 1:10:20 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Other M was fun imo. People salty because they humanized Samus. My only real issue was that it was way too easy as a game.

That's a terrible description of why the game was bad. Other M trolling in 2018? Seriously? Just Google search why it was bad, there are at least a dozen reasons.
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Lunar_Savage
08/14/18 1:15:25 PM
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We need an anylazation of Lara Croft now.
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FortuneCookie
08/15/18 10:10:47 AM
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Lunar_Savage posted...
We need an anylazation of Lara Croft now.


RIP, virtual ta-tas

:*(
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Shuto-uke
08/15/18 10:59:40 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
We need an anylazation of Lara Croft now.


RIP, virtual ta-tas

:*(


lol
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mario2000
08/15/18 1:51:07 PM
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Reis
08/15/18 3:00:05 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Lunar_Savage posted...
We need an anylazation of Lara Croft now.


RIP, virtual ta-tas

:*(

neonoctopus: unlike ass men, boob men can appreciate all shape and sizes
also neonoctopus: waaaaaah lara's boobs are smaller

really makes u think
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NeonOctopus
08/15/18 3:13:40 PM
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Reiss
08/15/18 3:31:32 PM
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don't lie to me vro
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NeonOctopus
08/15/18 4:22:09 PM
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Mist_Turnips
08/15/18 4:34:30 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Other M was fun imo. People salty because they humanized Samus. My only real issue was that it was way too easy as a game.

Making her a little bitch that was completely codependent on a man telling her what to do is humanizing her?
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Vyrulisse
08/15/18 8:18:47 PM
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Mist_Turnips posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
Other M was fun imo. People salty because they humanized Samus. My only real issue was that it was way too easy as a game.

Making her a little bitch that was completely codependent on a man telling her what to do is humanizing her?

Wasn't even like that. She respected him and used to serve under his command. She deferred to him during the operation because it was his operation.
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P4wn4g3
08/15/18 9:20:25 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Mist_Turnips posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
Other M was fun imo. People salty because they humanized Samus. My only real issue was that it was way too easy as a game.

Making her a little bitch that was completely codependent on a man telling her what to do is humanizing her?

Wasn't even like that. She respected him and used to serve under his command. She deferred to him during the operation because it was his operation.

Yeah like when she ran through that super hot section that was literally burning her flesh off, instead of being smart, sane, and rational she instead waited until way far into the area and Adam finally got back from jerk information it on the toilet to tell her to put her fucking Varia suit on. Man you really nailed it, turns out Samus is just a total dumbass.
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Trumpo
08/15/18 9:25:04 PM
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Blasted by chad Sylux
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frozenshock
08/15/18 9:26:56 PM
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Went to an anime convention recently and there was a girl cosplaying as Samus.

Her suit was partially transparent ._.
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P4wn4g3
08/15/18 9:27:27 PM
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No pics
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Vyrulisse
08/15/18 9:43:44 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
Mist_Turnips posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
Other M was fun imo. People salty because they humanized Samus. My only real issue was that it was way too easy as a game.

Making her a little bitch that was completely codependent on a man telling her what to do is humanizing her?

Wasn't even like that. She respected him and used to serve under his command. She deferred to him during the operation because it was his operation.

Yeah like when she ran through that super hot section that was literally burning her flesh off, instead of being smart, sane, and rational she instead waited until way far into the area and Adam finally got back from jerk information it on the toilet to tell her to put her fucking Varia suit on. Man you really nailed it, turns out Samus is just a total dumbass.

That was them trying to meld gameplay with storytelling in a clumsy way. I understood what they were trying to do there but yeah.

Let me be clear, my defense of Other M isn't a new thing or trolling but it's not based on how the story was presented in the game. It's based on my understanding of what they were TRYING to convey and it's a nice story if you do understand.
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NeonOctopus
08/15/18 10:14:33 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Went to an anime convention recently and there was a girl cosplaying as Samus.

Her suit was partially transparent ._.

Did you see her boobs? Were they nice?
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P4wn4g3
08/15/18 10:26:29 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
P4wn4g3 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
Mist_Turnips posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
Other M was fun imo. People salty because they humanized Samus. My only real issue was that it was way too easy as a game.

Making her a little bitch that was completely codependent on a man telling her what to do is humanizing her?

Wasn't even like that. She respected him and used to serve under his command. She deferred to him during the operation because it was his operation.

Yeah like when she ran through that super hot section that was literally burning her flesh off, instead of being smart, sane, and rational she instead waited until way far into the area and Adam finally got back from jerk information it on the toilet to tell her to put her fucking Varia suit on. Man you really nailed it, turns out Samus is just a total dumbass.

That was them trying to meld gameplay with storytelling in a clumsy way. I understood what they were trying to do there but yeah.

Let me be clear, my defense of Other M isn't a new thing or trolling but it's not based on how the story was presented in the game. It's based on my understanding of what they were TRYING to convey and it's a nice story if you do understand.

Well what they were trying to convey sucked. It didn't match up with the rest of the series, it didn't match up with itself, it was awful. And the gameplay couldn't make up for it by a long shot. It wasn't the worst gameplay in the areas you aren't doing a pixel hunt QTE, but it certainly wasn't good.
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frozenshock
08/16/18 9:14:41 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
frozenshock posted...
Went to an anime convention recently and there was a girl cosplaying as Samus.

Her suit was partially transparent ._.

Did you see her boobs? Were they nice?


No, but at some point I was waiting in line at the cafe and she was standing right in front of me in line. When you were close you could see her bra and panties pretty clearly through her jumpsuit. Blue lace >_>
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NeonOctopus
08/16/18 9:28:14 AM
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P4wn4g3
08/16/18 10:22:04 AM
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frozenshock posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
frozenshock posted...
Went to an anime convention recently and there was a girl cosplaying as Samus.

Her suit was partially transparent ._.

Did you see her boobs? Were they nice?


No, but at some point I was waiting in line at the cafe and she was standing right in front of me in line. When you were close you could see her bra and panties pretty clearly through her jumpsuit. Blue lace >_>

Did you just stare awkwardly and avoid talking?
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dave_is_slick
08/16/18 4:15:44 PM
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Autocraticus posted...
I feel that Zero Suit Samus hurt the character. Her body was never supposed to be the focal point and it was a reward after mastering the game. That was the appeal of the original concept, no one was supposed to know it was a female under that suit until the end. Now it is just like, hey have some boobs in a catsuit.

This would be valid if she wasn't still badass.
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NeonOctopus
08/16/18 7:44:55 PM
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FortuneCookie
08/16/18 9:09:24 PM
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What about adding character to boobs? Maybe we could characterize someone's breasts, flesh them out and give them a backstory and everything.
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King Rial
08/16/18 9:15:40 PM
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Reis
08/16/18 11:08:42 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Boobs are good. So adding boobs to a character can only enhance them

Lmfao
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