Current Events > Scenario: Your child yells 'There's a bomb' when you're in the airport.
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LightningAce11 08/22/18 12:58:29 AM #1: |
You're walking with your family, and your 9 year old kid yells "There's a bomb!"
People start panicking and running. You see security running toward you. What happens? --- "I'm an atheist too but still believe in hell. That's where you're headed pal." - Mr_Karate_II ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HighOnSolar 08/22/18 12:59:23 AM #2: |
"he's right here officers!"
--- Surf ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlebread 08/22/18 12:59:28 AM #3: |
... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 08/22/18 12:59:28 AM #4: |
"Son, that's not Obama!"
--- Currently playing: Monster Hunter World (xbone), H1Z1 (ps4), Earthbound (snes) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpinKirby 08/22/18 1:03:59 AM #6: |
Belt
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Tyranthraxus 08/22/18 1:04:36 AM #7: |
SpinKirby posted...
Belt Welcome to federal prison. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LightningAce11 08/22/18 1:05:45 AM #8: |
Speaking of bombs, is Arab Andy in prison?
--- "I'm an atheist too but still believe in hell. That's where you're headed pal." - Mr_Karate_II ... Copied to Clipboard!
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action52 08/22/18 1:10:29 AM #9: |
"Oh look, I did drop my lip baum! Thank you for finding it son!"
--- i am truley sorry for your lots ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tappor 08/22/18 1:11:06 AM #10: |
I'm the bomb!
--- Still, Move Forward! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpinKirby 08/22/18 1:11:15 AM #11: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
SpinKirby posted...Belt When we get home* --- MHW Supplemental Discord: https://discord.gg/ChHjtYQ https://imgur.com/QL6WJAl https://imgur.com/lGlcDyU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Panthera 08/22/18 1:13:13 AM #12: |
I beat him down like the worthless terrorist scum he is
--- Meow! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 08/22/18 1:14:36 AM #13: |
action52 posted...
"Oh look, I did drop my lip baum! Thank you for finding it son!"  --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 08/22/18 1:17:51 AM #14: |
Tackle the terrorist scumbag who also happens to be a kid.
--- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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omega cookie 08/22/18 1:57:16 AM #15: |
He's getting an apocalyptic ass beating.
--- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog FFBE: 885,063,087 - Orlandeau - 931 ATK ... Copied to Clipboard!
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crennigo 08/22/18 2:07:38 AM #16: |
SpinKirby posted...
Belt This. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 08/22/18 2:08:54 AM #17: |
I immediately yell "TOY! That IS a bomb toy, dawg!"
--- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 08/22/18 2:09:35 AM #18: |
"whooooa...whose kid is this?"
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butthole666 08/22/18 2:14:33 AM #19: |
Laugh my ass off till i see them pull the heater on my shit tbh
--- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s ... Copied to Clipboard!
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