Board 8 > its the end of days...

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NJ Beaches/Ocean contaminated with unsafe levels of fecal matter (because there is apparently a safe level of fecal matter which is more than NO fecal matter)

FL Beaches/Ocean contaminated with a Red Tide like never seen before (and no Moses has no risen to turn our water into wine)

and now Ocean City, MD beaches infested with SEA LICE! Baby Jellyfish getting all up in your nooks and crannys and stinging like a mo-fo!
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Obellisk posted...

(because there is apparently a safe level of fecal matter which is more than NO fecal matter)

There's trace amounts of all kinds of harmful/disgusting stuff literally everywhere. Unless you're immune system is compromised, it doesn't matter (in fact, if the world was too clean, our immune systems would have nothing to 'train' against, and would be useless when we needed it to fight off a non-trace contaminant).

Those Jellyfish can go back to Hell where they belong, though.
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i mean if you thought fish and whales and plankton and shit don't poop

i dunno what to tell you
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Weakupedia posted...

i mean if you thought fish and whales and plankton and shit don't poop

i dunno what to tell you

i expect them to put it in their ocean toilets.
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the entirety of the northwest has been covered in gross amounts of smoke from wildfires. my town hit hazardous levels, as well as the worst in the country for the day, for the first time since recording began. it's been better all week but it's still been gross outside. It's been 3 years in a row and it's only gotten worse.

Things are just peachy here in the Great Lakes Region
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guffguy89 posted...

Things are just peachy here in the Great Lakes Region

Lake Erie has an algae problem.
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meh, i meant moreso toward lake michigan side of things. Though we have had that asian carp issue in the past, but I think it's under control now. The lake is at a high water level though.
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Weakupedia posted...

shit don't poop

Good lord, but could you imagine?
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