Current Events > I interviewed for the military and I made a joke about coworkers going missing

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Milkman5
08/29/18 5:12:36 AM
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to future co-workers >_>
and they reported me to the higher ups.
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scar the 1
08/29/18 5:13:13 AM
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lmao
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Milkman5
08/29/18 5:15:11 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
lmao


so remember I made that topic asking those interview prep questions? Apparently, the phone interview i had weeks ago was my actual technical screening. They said I already passed the technical screening and that today was actually a character analysis.

It's safe to say I didn't pass the character analysis.

The colleague I had lunch with legit was disgusted with me.
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Milkman5
08/29/18 5:16:35 AM
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btw if I disappear on gamefaqs one day, you guys should know why now
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Sativa_Rose
08/29/18 5:17:28 AM
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How do you know you didn't pass? wtf?
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Guerrilla Soldier
08/29/18 5:17:55 AM
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why would you do that
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Dash_Harber
08/29/18 5:18:00 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
How do you know you didn't pass? wtf?


Well he joked about future co-workers dying, so I'd say it's pretty safe to assume.
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Irony
08/29/18 5:18:48 AM
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"I revealed that I'm a sociopath before they gave me a gun and now I failed wtf"
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Jerry_Hellyeah
08/29/18 5:18:56 AM
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Lots of mentally ill people in the military, and I dont mean veterans.
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Milkman5
08/29/18 5:20:26 AM
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Irony posted...
"I revealed that I'm a sociopath before they gave me a gun and now I failed wtf"


It was a computer science job. I wouldn't be given a gun.

Basically it's a weapons RnD facility and they trust these engineers with super secret information.

I was basically asking if any of their engineering friends were wiped off the map out of curiosity
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Milkman5
08/29/18 5:21:41 AM
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If I told you what he said to me you guys wouldn't believe me. Plus I don't even know if it's legal to say some of the things he told me.
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Sativa_Rose
08/29/18 5:22:36 AM
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Oh so it's not actually the military then if it's an RnD facility.
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Milkman5
08/29/18 5:22:37 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
How do you know you didn't pass? wtf?


I talk to the guy privately after everything for 40 minutes.

Guerrilla Soldier posted...
why would you do that


idk, I was tired and I thought it would be a funny thing to ask.
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Dash_Harber
08/29/18 5:22:42 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
I was basically asking if any of their engineering friends were wiped off the map out of curiosity


You ... you don't sound very good at this.
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cjsdowg
08/29/18 5:23:18 AM
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Sorry you didn't get the job you wanted.
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JackHammer515
08/29/18 5:24:05 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
If I told you what he said to me you guys wouldn't believe me. Plus I don't even know if it's legal to say some of the things he told me.

What did it involve? I'll tell you if it is legal or not. It probably is.
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Milkman5
08/29/18 5:24:46 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
Oh so it's not actually the military then if it's an RnD facility.


well yeah, it's a military base. I don't know the terminology, but it's an actual base, I would just be working on development of the actual weapons.
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Milkman5
08/29/18 5:27:05 AM
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JackHammer515 posted...

What did it involve? I'll tell you if it is legal or not. It probably is.


he told me they do do that, that they have secretly killed engineers who leaked weapon's information.
He told me only a compromised individual makes the "jokes" I make and asks the questions I ask.

Then he started to question my character, saying how strange it was that I never asked how long the work days are or any other normal questions that everyone else asks.
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DrizztLink
08/29/18 5:28:21 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
The colleague I had lunch with legit was disgusted with me.

So it's every lunch meeting you've ever had.
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Milkman5
08/29/18 5:30:07 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Sorry you didn't get the job you wanted.


At this point if they gave me the job, I would be afraid to work there. I'm not trying to get literally tortured or murdered for a fucking computer science job.

plus I'm already flagged so if I got offered the job they probably will tap my phone, internet etc and build a case file against me.
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Milkman5
08/29/18 5:31:56 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Milkman5 posted...
The colleague I had lunch with legit was disgusted with me.

So it's every lunch meeting you've ever had.


Jokes aside, sometimes I wonder if I have some kind of social disability.
I don't know when not to cross the line in some conversations.
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Sativa_Rose
08/29/18 5:33:33 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
Oh so it's not actually the military then if it's an RnD facility.


well yeah, it's a military base. I don't know the terminology, but it's an actual base, I would just be working on development of the actual weapons.


I thought you were going to be signing up for the military and wearing the uniform :P
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Dash_Harber
08/29/18 5:34:33 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
If I told you what he said to me you guys wouldn't believe me. Plus I don't even know if it's legal to say some of the things he told me.


If it was illegal, he'd have had you sign a NDA.
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Milkman5
08/29/18 5:35:25 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...

If it was illegal, he'd have had you sign a NDA.


it's the government, I'm pretty sure they don't have to abide by the law.
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scar the 1
08/29/18 5:36:41 AM
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Consider it a learning experience, and let's hope you didn't burn too many bridges :)
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Schwarz
08/29/18 5:36:47 AM
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Milkman5 posted...

Jokes aside, sometimes I wonder if I have some kind of social disability.
I don't know when not to cross the line in some conversations.

Well, I'll tell you now, asking people if their friends are dead is just a little over the line. And making a joke of it like you think it's funny is *also* over the line.
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Esrac
08/29/18 5:42:45 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Milkman5 posted...
The colleague I had lunch with legit was disgusted with me.

So it's every lunch meeting you've ever had.


Jokes aside, sometimes I wonder if I have some kind of social disability.
I don't know when not to cross the line in some conversations.


Only sometimes?
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gp1829
08/29/18 6:25:54 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
JackHammer515 posted...

What did it involve? I'll tell you if it is legal or not. It probably is.


he told me they do do that, that they have secretly killed engineers who leaked weapon's information.
He told me only a compromised individual makes the "jokes" I make and asks the questions I ask.

Then he started to question my character, saying how strange it was that I never asked how long the work days are or any other normal questions that everyone else asks.


You were right we don't believe what he responded with.
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Hairy-man
08/31/18 5:39:18 AM
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Yeah no
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Lathissamus
08/31/18 5:43:03 AM
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SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYBODY I GOT A JOB AT AN RND FACILITY

Language.

SUCK MY D*** AND B****
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EdgeMaster
08/31/18 5:50:52 AM
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I interviewed for the military

Knew you were full of shit at the topic title.

Whats your MOS?
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Master_Bass
08/31/18 5:59:07 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
Dash_Harber posted...

If it was illegal, he'd have had you sign a NDA.


it's the government, I'm pretty sure they don't have to abide by the law.

They do make us sign NDAs in government work.
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treewojima
08/31/18 6:18:09 AM
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what an odd topic to troll about
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Milkman5
08/31/18 7:20:39 AM
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I can prove all of this
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Hexenherz
08/31/18 7:24:46 AM
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EdgeMaster posted...
I interviewed for the military

Knew you were full of shit at the topic title.

A civilian wont be able to do weapons r&d. Maybe if you worked for a contractor but then you wouldnt have made up this story about an interview with the military.

wat There are plenty of STEM jobs for the DoD.

But yeah the rest of it sounds like BS lol.
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BWing
08/31/18 7:25:57 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
sometimes I wonder if I have some kind of social disability.

Meanwhile, we all KNOW you do.

Did you remember to take your meds?
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Milkman5
08/31/18 7:27:09 AM
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They contract some companies like Raytheon, but they certainly interview civilians for RnD. Almost all of their engineers were civilians that went through a security clearance.

Go to usajobs if you dont believe me

I can prove all of this, I have all the paperwork and everything
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Milkman5
08/31/18 7:28:17 AM
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BWing posted...
Milkman5 posted...
sometimes I wonder if I have some kind of social disability.

Meanwhile, we all KNOW you do.

Did you remember to take your meds?


Im not prescribed meds.
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BWing
08/31/18 7:30:19 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
BWing posted...
Milkman5 posted...
sometimes I wonder if I have some kind of social disability.

Meanwhile, we all KNOW you do.

Did you remember to take your meds?


Im not prescribed meds.

Look into that mkay?
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SubtletyRefuge
09/02/18 1:05:39 AM
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Great topic
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Zikten
09/02/18 1:24:47 AM
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Why would the government tell TC secret information when they hadn't even hired him yet?
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Tmaster148
09/03/18 12:05:01 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
btw if I disappear on gamefaqs one day, you guys should know why now


I don't really care why as this board would improve without you.
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scar the 1
09/03/18 2:23:50 PM
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Hey now, that's not a very nice thing to say
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SageHarpuia
09/03/18 2:30:01 PM
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Did you mention your long career as a GameFAQs shitposter?
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Milkman5
09/03/18 2:30:57 PM
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BettyB0op08 posted...
Milkman5 posted...
I can prove all of this

We're waiting


I'm not going to post it ITT, but I can PM a trustworthy person the base paperwork if necessary.

But all that proves is I interviewed with them.
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Milkman5
09/03/18 2:33:26 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
He probably called the interviewers "cucks" and "soyboys" which is hilarious because Milkman has admitted to being a scrawny sub 150lb manlet. Remember the topic where he kept posting random UFC fighter stats to attempt to show he wasn't scrawny?


If anything, I could lose a few pounds. I'm not going to post pics of my body, but I'm visually not underweight
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