Current Events > I cut myself 5 times this morning while shaving AMA

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Garioshi
08/30/18 6:22:54 AM
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DarthWendy
08/30/18 6:34:51 AM
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Garioshi
08/30/18 6:48:42 AM
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dolomedes posted...
idk if i've cut myself five times in the decade and a half i've been shaving

how do u do dat ?

\_()_/
They're all along my jawline, so I assume it's because my razor isn't tangent to my jaw.
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/30/18 6:55:16 AM
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Ohhhhhhhhh I really want to comment here but I'll get immediately banned.
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Laserion
08/30/18 8:12:00 AM
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Dull blades are prone to getting stuck on hair, and then when they finally cut, it is with a jerk/jump that causes cuts.
Get newer blades.
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Garioshi
08/30/18 8:14:07 AM
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Laserion posted...
Dull blades are prone to getting stuck on hair, and then when they finally cut, it is with a jerk/jump that causes cuts.
Get newer blades.

I use disposable razors, so this doesn't apply.
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/30/18 8:14:15 AM
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Laserion posted...
Dull blades are prone to getting stuck on hair, and then when they finally cut, it is with a jerk/jump that causes cuts.
Get newer blades.


*takes you down*

Who you with!? Gillette!? Schick!? You tell those blade pushers to stay off of our block or there's gonna be stubble!
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Laserion
08/30/18 5:57:56 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Laserion posted...
Dull blades are prone to getting stuck on hair, and then when they finally cut, it is with a jerk/jump that causes cuts.
Get newer blades.

I use disposable razors, so this doesn't apply.

You're not disposing of them soon enough. They get dull too.
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EliteLevel
08/30/18 5:59:05 PM
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5 times?

Doesnt sound accidental to me.
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The-19th-Sparta
08/30/18 5:59:49 PM
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I don't use disposable razors and don't replace my blades until they're a couple months old, it's probably just a weird razor that doesn't take well to your skin.
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Garioshi
08/30/18 6:02:55 PM
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Laserion posted...
Garioshi posted...
Laserion posted...
Dull blades are prone to getting stuck on hair, and then when they finally cut, it is with a jerk/jump that causes cuts.
Get newer blades.

I use disposable razors, so this doesn't apply.

You're not disposing of them soon enough. They get dull too.

It was a brand new one.
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