Poll of the Day > Would You Rather No 28

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Hot and cold!
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So all the people and penguins will see me naked.
I dunno about that.
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I dont want my dick to freeze off so Egypt in a jacket
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Egypt can be chilly at times. Antarctica is never hot enough to be comfortable naked.
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I feel like both of those would probably kill you.

Winter jacket in Egypt MIGHT be more survivable depending on precisely when and where you did it (like at night, while standing in water), but heatstroke is a very real threat otherwise. And naked in Antarctica might be doable if you can burrow into the snow and use it as an isolating layer before you lose all your core body heat, but you're probably still losing extremities there.

Someone exceedingly clever might note how vague your options are and choose to wear a winter jacket inside an air-conditioned building in Egypt, or stand naked in a heated research facility in Antarctica, but I assume you'll come back to say no to that.


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Jacket-you might get heatstroke if it's the wrong time of day but there's no time of day you won't die or get frostbite.
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Wear a winter jacket in Egypt for an hour seems more viable. As much as I'd want to be naked I probably wouldn't even last a hour in that cold. Sure It'll be bad to have a winter jacket on in Egypt for an hour but nothing states I must have any other cloths on so it won't be that bad and I'll live.
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