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hyperpsycho
09/03/18 11:58:55 PM
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It's in the Bible. The only science book you'll ever need.
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Irony
09/03/18 11:59:39 PM
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Dinosaurs were birds that were 2 feet tall
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Proto_Spark
09/04/18 12:23:59 AM
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Birds are technically considered dinosaurs, so We're doing it right now.
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Tyranthraxus
09/04/18 12:26:26 AM
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Proto_Spark posted...
Birds are technically considered dinosaurs, so We're doing it right now.

Whatever monkey looking primate that we descended from was around at the same time as dinosaurs.
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_Krave_
09/04/18 12:27:11 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Proto_Spark posted...
Birds are technically considered dinosaurs, so We're doing it right now.

Whatever monkey looking primate that we descended from was around at the same time as dinosaurs.

Dat's racist
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Zikten
09/04/18 12:36:00 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Proto_Spark posted...
Birds are technically considered dinosaurs, so We're doing it right now.

Whatever monkey looking primate that we descended from was around at the same time as dinosaurs.

No. The only mammals during dinosaurs was ratlike things. Little rodents. They were the first mammals. All mammals evolved from rat looking things that hid and scurried under the giant dinosaurs
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Tyranthraxus
09/04/18 12:43:37 AM
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Zikten posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Proto_Spark posted...
Birds are technically considered dinosaurs, so We're doing it right now.

Whatever monkey looking primate that we descended from was around at the same time as dinosaurs.

No. The only mammals during dinosaurs was ratlike things. Little rodents. They were the first mammals. All mammals evolved from rat looking things that hid and scurried under the giant dinosaurs

Eh. I looked it up just now and the monkey thing was about 85 million or so years ago. About ~50 million years or so after dinosaurs but hey, better late than never, right?
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hyperpsycho
09/04/18 2:53:07 AM
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Yabba Dabba Doo!
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Foppe
09/04/18 2:55:31 AM
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They smoke Winston cigarettes, thereby it must be true.
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Dash_Harber
09/04/18 3:00:03 AM
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Dinosaurs aren't actually in the Bible. That doesn't stop a lot of crazy ass Christian groups like the JWs from teaching that it was true.
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Foppe
09/04/18 3:03:09 AM
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totalnerdken posted...
And Casino's?

As long as we have collected stuff, others have tried to trick it from you.
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YukihoHagiwara
09/04/18 3:04:04 AM
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barney my pebbles
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hyperpsycho
09/04/18 3:47:44 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Dinosaurs aren't actually in the Bible.

They are in the Bible. They're just called dragons.
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slimfizzle2
09/04/18 3:53:26 AM
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Foppe posted...
totalnerdken posted...
And Casino's?

As long as we have collected stuff, others have tried to trick it from you.

Sorry Groganna. I just bet our cave that caveman Bob couldn't get nourishment from moo beasts. Son of a bitch has been sucking on there tits for days now.

I fully believe caveman Bob created humanity.
Get tired of him and stick him in a corner with twigs. Son of a bitch created fire. Dare him to suck on moo beasts tits. Son of a bitch found nourishment

Fucking caveman Bob
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hyperpsycho
09/04/18 10:26:00 AM
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YukihoHagiwara posted...
barney my pebbles

Manna was actually Fruity Pebbles.
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Dash_Harber
09/04/18 12:41:52 PM
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hyperpsycho posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Dinosaurs aren't actually in the Bible.

They are in the Bible. They're just called dragons.


IIRC, the only reference to dragons are metaphorical references to Satan (ie; the dragon).
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snesmaster40
09/04/18 12:44:20 PM
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It's a Grand retelling of history.
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Dash_Harber
09/04/18 12:45:23 PM
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snesmaster40 posted...
It's a Grand retelling of history.


Seems pretty pricey for such an old book.
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Mussurana
09/04/18 12:45:51 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
hyperpsycho posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Dinosaurs aren't actually in the Bible.

They are in the Bible. They're just called dragons.


IIRC, the only reference to dragons are metaphorical references to Satan (ie; the dragon).

You do remember correctly.
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Tyranthraxus
09/04/18 1:03:45 PM
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Mussurana posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
hyperpsycho posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Dinosaurs aren't actually in the Bible.

They are in the Bible. They're just called dragons.


IIRC, the only reference to dragons are metaphorical references to Satan (ie; the dragon).

You do remember correctly.

They also don't appear until Revelations. There aren't dragons wandering around the promised land or anything.
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hyperpsycho
09/04/18 1:06:39 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
hyperpsycho posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Dinosaurs aren't actually in the Bible.

They are in the Bible. They're just called dragons.


IIRC, the only reference to dragons are metaphorical references to Satan (ie; the dragon).


False.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e80Tj1WIHbs" data-time="&start=188

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Dash_Harber
09/04/18 1:10:14 PM
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hyperpsycho posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
hyperpsycho posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Dinosaurs aren't actually in the Bible.

They are in the Bible. They're just called dragons.


IIRC, the only reference to dragons are metaphorical references to Satan (ie; the dragon).


False.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e80Tj1WIHbs" data-time="&start=188


I love the one-sided love/hate thing between Evangelicals and 'science' (or, at least, what they think that means as some sort of global cabal). When they thin it confirms something they believe, they brag up science and how factual it is, even when it's pseudo-science or they have wildly misinterpreted the studies. When it points out a mistake in their beliefs, they instant try to call it a global conspiracy to attack God or some such insanity.
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hyperpsycho
09/04/18 1:57:48 PM
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I don't believe in evolution I know creation's true
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AlisLandale
09/04/18 2:00:07 PM
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Idk if it counts as a dinosaur but Job mentions a leviathan

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Job+41&version=NIV
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Tyranthraxus
09/04/18 2:18:25 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Idk if it counts as a dinosaur but Job mentions a leviathan

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Job+41&version=NIV

The Leviathan and Behemoth were so big that God (after creating them) killed the female and castrated the male because they'd destroy the world if they ever reproduced.

Dinosaurs aren't quite that big.
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Gunpo
09/04/18 2:21:17 PM
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Dinosaurs weren't real
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creativerealms
09/04/18 2:25:10 PM
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Dinosaurs are only in the Bible by twisting what the Bible says. Really many Christians denied dinosaurs existed until the evidence was impossible to ignore. Then they found any verse in the Bible that could be talking about a dinosaur and suddenly insist that is what it is.
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s0nicfan
09/04/18 2:26:45 PM
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They were also far more intelligent than modern movies imply, having the ability to even utter short phrases like "It's a living" while performing menial household chores.
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Dash_Harber
09/04/18 7:04:14 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Dinosaurs are only in the Bible by twisting what the Bible says. Really many Christians denied dinosaurs existed until the evidence was impossible to ignore. Then they found any verse in the Bible that could be talking about a dinosaur and suddenly insist that is what it is.


Yeah, my mom actually talks about how when she was a girl all the people at the Kingdom Hall (they were JWs) said that dinosaurs were a hoax by scientists. This was around the 60's/70's, so some Christians were definitely doing this until really recently.
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Lordgold666
09/04/18 7:05:16 PM
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I wish i couldve ordered a rack of ribs bigger than the car at the drive in
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addled
09/04/18 7:21:21 PM
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Why haven't we found pterodactyls fossils with stoneage era airplane parts still tied to them?
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Tyranthraxus
09/04/18 8:14:11 PM
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addled posted...
Why haven't we found pterodactyls fossils with stoneage era airplane parts still tied to them?

Deep State
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apolloooo
09/04/18 8:16:17 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Proto_Spark posted...
Birds are technically considered dinosaurs, so We're doing it right now.

Whatever monkey looking primate that we descended from was around at the same time as dinosaurs.

The mammal live in dinosaurs era kinda looks like big rats, so we are all just smartest kind of rats
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Darmik
09/04/18 8:17:05 PM
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I'm not having a yabba dabba do time in this topic
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addled
09/05/18 12:43:51 PM
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Darmik posted...
I'm not having a yabba dabba do time in this topic

That's because Mr. Slate is working you too hard at the quarry.
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mustachedmystic
09/05/18 12:55:48 PM
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Did that dummy's doll say "evolooney"? lol
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SwordMaster13X
09/05/18 1:00:57 PM
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Wilma!
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Shadowplay
09/05/18 1:11:29 PM
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Zikten posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Proto_Spark posted...
Birds are technically considered dinosaurs, so We're doing it right now.

Whatever monkey looking primate that we descended from was around at the same time as dinosaurs.

No. The only mammals during dinosaurs was ratlike things. Little rodents. They were the first mammals. All mammals evolved from rat looking things that hid and scurried under the giant dinosaurs

This is wrong. Rodents resemble some of the earlier lineages of mammals because they're both generalists, but did not appear until either the late Cretaceous or early Paleognathes. There were other non-rodent looking mammals at the time too, such as Castorocauda, which was otter like
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Dash_Harber
09/05/18 8:16:29 PM
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Shadowplay posted...
Zikten posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Proto_Spark posted...
Birds are technically considered dinosaurs, so We're doing it right now.

Whatever monkey looking primate that we descended from was around at the same time as dinosaurs.

No. The only mammals during dinosaurs was ratlike things. Little rodents. They were the first mammals. All mammals evolved from rat looking things that hid and scurried under the giant dinosaurs

This is wrong. Rodents resemble some of the earlier lineages of mammals because they're both generalists, but did not appear until either the late Cretaceous or early Paleognathes. There were other non-rodent looking mammals at the time too, such as Castorocauda, which was otter like

I'm fairly certain the point is that regardless of shape, these mammals were not avid bowlers.
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