Current Events > Man accidentally burns down his house after lighting Nike shoes on fire

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Garioshi
09/06/18 9:19:47 PM
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http://www.usatoday-go.com/2018/09/06/bartlesville-man-accidentally-burns-home -down-after-lighting-nike-shoes-on-fire- in-protest-of-nikes-colin-kaepernick-ad/

Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything Just do it is the tagline Nike is running with for Kaepernick, and this dude is following it pretty damn closely.
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Chad-Henne
09/06/18 9:22:26 PM
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hollow_shrine
09/06/18 9:23:22 PM
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gBwWv9Q
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KStateKing17
09/06/18 9:23:34 PM
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I dedicate this "Ha" to the late great Marcia Wallace.

HA!
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Tyranthraxus
09/06/18 9:27:37 PM
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It's amazing how grown fucking adults don't understand not to play with fire.
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Blue_Dream87
09/06/18 9:31:02 PM
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FarFromFields
09/06/18 9:31:11 PM
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I think this is fake news. I saw the exact same article, only it supposedly happened in my home town.
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Tyranthraxus
09/06/18 9:31:45 PM
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Blue_Dream87 posted...
This would be a genius idea to collect insurance

Allstate: "No you need to contact your medical insurance because you're fucking insane. We're not paying you for burning your own house down because you're fucking insane."
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Tyranthraxus
09/06/18 9:32:33 PM
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FarFromFields posted...
I think this is fake news. I saw the exact same article, only it supposedly happened in my home town.

the url is a spoof url looks like.

usatoday does not have a -go in their url.
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E32005
09/06/18 9:32:47 PM
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Abyssea
09/06/18 9:33:39 PM
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was it a mobile home, because those things up in flames at the drop of a hat.
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gatorsPENSbucs
09/06/18 9:33:39 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
It's amazing how grown fucking adults don't understand not to play with fire.

People on the street next to me burned the entire front of their townhouse from a firework. Flames were huge, lot of idiots out there.

And holy shit, this is fake. You all are too much. Especially the awful people in here that think stereotyping people is cool.
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MorbidFaithless
09/06/18 9:35:05 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
gBwWv9Q

Idk why but I love these memes
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thronedfire2
09/06/18 9:36:12 PM
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Abyssea
09/06/18 9:37:38 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
hollow_shrine posted...
gBwWv9Q

Idk why but I love these memes


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hollow_shrine
09/06/18 9:38:00 PM
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Well the Bartlesville police are claiming this story is a hoax. Also that earlier observation about the link in the op was spot on. It's not actually the USA today page. So let's go ahead and retract this.
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KiwiTerraRizing
09/06/18 9:45:31 PM
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Lol, Im not just typing that I literally laughed.
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DarkTransient
09/06/18 9:47:29 PM
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Watch as in a few months, despite it being a proven hoax, liberals cite it left and right as an example of conservative "stupidity", completely oblivious to how much of an example their citation is of liberal stupidity.
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Hawaiian_punch
09/06/18 9:48:52 PM
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Garioshi posted...
http://www.usatoday-go.com/2018/09/06/bartlesville-man-accidentally-burns-home -down-after-lighting-nike-shoes-on-fire- in-protest-of-nikes-colin-kaepernick-ad/

Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything Just do it is the tagline Nike is running with for Kaepernick, and this dude is following it pretty damn closely.


Karma is a bitch
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Questionmarktarius
09/06/18 9:51:18 PM
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KStateKing17
09/06/18 10:25:01 PM
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Eh, it was funny either way
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TheoryzC
09/06/18 10:26:52 PM
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Abyssea posted...
MorbidFaithless posted...
hollow_shrine posted...
gBwWv9Q

Idk why but I love these memes


KMBn7aA

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Garioshi
09/07/18 6:23:25 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
Watch as in a few months, despite it being a proven hoax, liberals cite it left and right as an example of conservative "stupidity", completely oblivious to how much of an example their citation is of liberal stupidity.

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gp1829
09/07/18 6:48:37 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
Watch as in a few months, despite it being a proven hoax, liberals cite it left and right as an example of conservative "stupidity", completely oblivious to how much of an example their citation is of liberal stupidity.


I have seen many conservatives still saying Jordan left Nike and took Air Jordan with him. Dumbness and gullibility isn't based on the political spectrum.
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ssj3vegeta_
09/07/18 6:50:57 AM
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Solar_Crimson
09/08/18 11:53:16 AM
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Yeah, USA Today GO is a fake site made to look like the real USA Today page.
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DoubleA22
09/08/18 11:55:24 AM
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@ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Why are trump supporters so

Irony
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Irony
09/08/18 12:00:16 PM
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DoubleA22 posted...
@ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Why are trump supporters so

Irony

Shut the fuck up
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DoubleA22
09/08/18 12:09:48 PM
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Irony posted...
DoubleA22 posted...
@ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Why are trump supporters so

Irony

Shut the fuck up


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Jetblackmoon
09/08/18 12:23:26 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Yeah, USA Today GO is a fake site made to look like the real USA Today page.

This. Same site posted this story about a supposed real-life human centipede that CE was losing their shit over until they realized it was fake.
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