Poll of the Day > I'm almost 32 and still virgin

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Serdar
09/08/18 3:21:09 PM
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:-(
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Cacciato
09/08/18 3:25:17 PM
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That is the least surprising thing youve ever posted on this board.
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313800
09/08/18 3:27:46 PM
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Using your hand counts you know.
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magemaximus
09/08/18 3:37:47 PM
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sex is overrated. don't worry.
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kind9
09/08/18 3:43:56 PM
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Why you tellin' me this?
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Mead
09/08/18 4:01:35 PM
#6:


Be a more pleasant person
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MrMelodramatic
09/08/18 4:25:33 PM
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magemaximus posted...
sex is overrated. don't worry.

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JanwayDaahl
09/08/18 4:56:12 PM
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OP have you considered getting married or finding a good girl for yourself? Also, remember that a lot of it has to do with how fit you are. If you are overweight or scrawny your prospects diminish greatly-- most girls don't like that. Clean up your diet, go exercise, and I think you won't have too many problems.
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PuddingBoy
09/08/18 4:56:56 PM
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Cacciato posted...
That is the least surprising thing youve ever posted on this board.

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Kyuubi4269
09/08/18 4:59:21 PM
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Have you considered saving up and getting a real nice hooker?
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Serdar
09/08/18 5:00:20 PM
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I can get STDs if I get a hooker
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OneTimeBen
09/08/18 5:01:13 PM
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Doesnt change you. And doesnt matter.
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OneTimeBen
09/08/18 5:02:50 PM
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Sex is actually a weakness. It is no longer for the survival of our species. Plenty of us now.
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Ogurisama
09/08/18 5:08:10 PM
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Serdar posted...
I can get STDs if I get a hooker

There is Always Amsterdam, its legal there and regulated
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ClarkDuke
09/08/18 5:08:16 PM
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OneTimeBen posted...
Sex is actually a weakness. It is no longer for the survival of our species. Plenty of us now.

Classic incel response, ok?
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xjayguyx
09/08/18 5:10:17 PM
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Serdar posted...
I can get STDs if I get a hooker


Not just hookers have those..
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xjayguyx
09/08/18 5:10:58 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
OneTimeBen posted...
Sex is actually a weakness. It is no longer for the survival of our species. Plenty of us now.

Classic incel response, ok?


I know your a virgin, how old are you?, ok?
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OneTimeBen
09/08/18 5:16:59 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
OneTimeBen posted...
Sex is actually a weakness. It is no longer for the survival of our species. Plenty of us now.

Classic incel response, ok?

Its true. Sex leads to more harm than good. Ask anybody that has slept with many people. Ask if they are happy about it.
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xjayguyx
09/08/18 5:18:30 PM
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OneTimeBen posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
OneTimeBen posted...
Sex is actually a weakness. It is no longer for the survival of our species. Plenty of us now.

Classic incel response, ok?

Its true. Sex leads to more harm than good. Ask anybody that has slept with many people.


Sry have to disagree with this, this only applies to some people.
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minervo
09/08/18 5:28:29 PM
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Why the :-( ? Jesus was a virgin
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shadowsword87
09/08/18 5:30:08 PM
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Serdar posted...
I can get STDs if I get a hooker


You should use a condom even if you weren't scared of the idea.
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DPsx7
09/08/18 5:42:29 PM
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OneTimeBen posted...
Sex is actually a weakness. It is no longer for the survival of our species. Plenty of us now.


Truth. A mind wasted on sex is a mind that can't reach true potential.
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Rad_Chad
09/08/18 5:47:45 PM
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313800 posted...
Using your hand counts you know.

...as getting a handy from a dude...
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OneTimeBen
09/08/18 5:49:15 PM
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DPsx7 posted...
OneTimeBen posted...
Sex is actually a weakness. It is no longer for the survival of our species. Plenty of us now.


Truth. A mind wasted on sex is a mind that can't reach true potential.

Supposedly men think about sex every minute of the day. So how dumb are we?
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FrisbeeDude
09/08/18 6:26:45 PM
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magemaximus posted...
sex is overrated. don't worry.


dont lie to him like that
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MoistenedYouth
09/08/18 7:13:17 PM
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being a virgin is not a crime

people might laughs at u but why care about what they think. they don't even care about u in the first. u just there to make them feel good of themselves. ur their therapy towards depression and ultimately prevent them from committing suicide. they need u
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minervo
09/08/18 7:15:57 PM
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MoistenedYouth posted...
being a virgin is not a crime

people might laughs at u but why care about what they think. they don't even care about u in the first. u just there to make them feel good of themselves. ur their therapy towards depression and ultimately prevent them from committing suicide. they need u

So if i become the world's biggest loser, will that make me a hero?
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MoistenedYouth
09/08/18 7:23:26 PM
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minervo posted...
MoistenedYouth posted...
being a virgin is not a crime

people might laughs at u but why care about what they think. they don't even care about u in the first. u just there to make them feel good of themselves. ur their therapy towards depression and ultimately prevent them from committing suicide. they need u

So if i become the world's biggest loser, will that make me a hero?

no, ur a spider-man
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Trespasser2003
09/08/18 7:24:16 PM
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OneTimeBen posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
OneTimeBen posted...
Sex is actually a weakness. It is no longer for the survival of our species. Plenty of us now.

Classic incel response, ok?

Its true. Sex leads to more harm than good. Ask anybody that has slept with many people. Ask if they are happy about it.


Very happy, thanks for asking! Being sex-positive is a lot more healthy than being afraid of it or thinking it's bad for some other dumb reason.
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TheOrangeMisfit
09/08/18 7:34:02 PM
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Blighboy
09/08/18 7:36:59 PM
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Sex is like taking the fun out of masturbating. What you really need is human companionship.

I recommend finding an alpha with a girlfriend and offering to be the emotional boyfriend for her while he performs the physical duties.
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minervo
09/08/18 7:38:03 PM
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Blighboy posted...
Sex is like taking the fun out of masturbating. What you really need is human companionship.

I recommend finding an alpha with a girlfriend and offering to be the emotional boyfriend for her while he performs the physical duties.

How's that workin out for ya?
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Blighboy
09/08/18 7:39:21 PM
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I was nearly able to finish the other day while watching her take his black stiffy up her pooper
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ClarkDuke
09/08/18 7:54:09 PM
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OneTimeBen posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
OneTimeBen posted...
Sex is actually a weakness. It is no longer for the survival of our species. Plenty of us now.

Classic incel response, ok?

Its true. Sex leads to more harm than good. Ask anybody that has slept with many people. Ask if they are happy about it.

I've only caught HPV, wrap it up, ok?
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Smarkil
09/08/18 9:02:08 PM
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DPsx7 posted...
OneTimeBen posted...
Sex is actually a weakness. It is no longer for the survival of our species. Plenty of us now.


Truth. A mind wasted on sex is a mind that can't reach true potential.


This could not be more in line with your character.
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GanglyKhan
09/08/18 9:02:58 PM
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TheOrangeMisfit posted...
How are your wizard powers?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/998/096/4a3.jpg

31 posts for this, goddamn.
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OneTimeBen
09/08/18 9:34:27 PM
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So predictable mature responses.
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LinkPizza
09/08/18 9:42:08 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
magemaximus posted...
sex is overrated. don't worry.

Maybe. But it's still pretty good...

Kyuubi4269 posted...
Have you considered saving up and getting a real nice hooker?

You should get an escort instead. A little more expensive, but probably worth it, I would assume...

OneTimeBen posted...
Ask anybody that has slept with many people. Ask if they are happy about it.

Yes. I am...

DPsx7 posted...
Truth. A mind wasted on sex is a mind that can't reach true potential.

I feel like you're saying this only because you say you're asexual...
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User728
09/08/18 10:02:30 PM
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Itll probably suck your first time anyway due to nerves and whatever. Im 32 and married. I too was a late bloomer. Had sex for the first time at age 23 iirc.
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wwinterj25
09/08/18 10:44:04 PM
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Hey TC I'm in the same boat.
https://imgur.com/g0lbZ3g
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DrYuya
09/08/18 10:53:22 PM
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I used my hand and/or pillow for so many years...got married eventually though and had sex...now days though I prefer going with the hand/pillow again tbh

Sex IS overrated...or at least it is in 90% of cases. Unless you're dating, and yourself are that supermodel with flawless technique and willingness to try new things constantly its normally such a hassle...and the pay off at the end is exactly the same as what your hand would gave done anyway.
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Cacciato
09/08/18 11:12:22 PM
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OneTimeBen posted...
So predictable mature responses.

Lmao. Sit your virgin ass down and be quiet.
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mooreandrew58
09/08/18 11:35:10 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
OneTimeBen posted...
Sex is actually a weakness. It is no longer for the survival of our species. Plenty of us now.

Classic incel response, ok?


actually might have a point. the influx of these incels might be nature trying to control the population.
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refmon
09/08/18 11:50:46 PM
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DrYuya posted...
I used my hand and/or pillow for so many years...got married eventually though and had sex...now days though I prefer going with the hand/pillow again tbh

Sex IS overrated...or at least it is in 90% of cases. Unless you're dating, and yourself are that supermodel with flawless technique and willingness to try new things constantly its normally such a hassle...and the pay off at the end is exactly the same as what your hand would gave done anyway.

did you settle?
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LinkPizza
09/08/18 11:57:23 PM
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refmon posted...
DrYuya posted...
I used my hand and/or pillow for so many years...got married eventually though and had sex...now days though I prefer going with the hand/pillow again tbh

Sex IS overrated...or at least it is in 90% of cases. Unless you're dating, and yourself are that supermodel with flawless technique and willingness to try new things constantly its normally such a hassle...and the pay off at the end is exactly the same as what your hand would gave done anyway.

did you settle?

I was wondering this, too. I don't want to sound mean, but it sounds like maybe a problem between you and you wife. And not sex in general. I do agree that sex is overrated, but only somewhat. It still is good(and apparently somewhat healthy). And while you get the same thing with your hand(orgasm), how you get there is usually more fun and pleasable. And the orgasm, in most cases(it seems), is usually better is some way(more powerful, bigger load, lasting a little longer, etc.)...
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zebatov
09/09/18 12:05:42 AM
#47:


Cacciato posted...
That is the least surprising thing youve ever posted on this board.


wwinterj25 posted...
Hey TC I'm in the same boat.
https://imgur.com/g0lbZ3g

You know what you guys need to do.
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GanglyKhan
09/09/18 12:07:59 AM
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@LinkPizza is like the anti-
@LaggnFragnLarry
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LinkPizza
09/09/18 12:13:11 AM
#49:


GanglyKhan posted...
@LinkPizza is like the anti-
@LaggnFragnLarry

I'm not sure what that means exactly...
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shadowsword87
09/09/18 12:25:41 AM
#50:


mooreandrew58 posted...
actually might have a point. the influx of these incels might be nature trying to control the population.


You know basically all first world countries have a negative population growth?
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