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Gafemage
09/08/18 11:27:21 PM
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Which do you choose - Results (24 votes)
Spoon
4.17% (1 vote)
1
Straw
37.5% (9 votes)
9
A little of both
50% (12 votes)
12
Neither
8.33% (2 votes)
2
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joestarrr
09/08/18 11:27:51 PM
#2:


Both
Straw for when it melts more
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GameGodOfAll
09/08/18 11:32:25 PM
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It's a fucking shake not a float you cretins. You drink that shit.

The only way you can justify a spoon is if there's whipped cream or something on top. Or perhaps you mouth breathers just aren't manly enough to suck down a super thick milkshake. Ya gotta feel it deep down in your belly at first and then suck as hard as you can. Show 'em who's boss.
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Kombucha
09/08/18 11:36:31 PM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
Ya gotta feel it deep down in your belly at first and then suck as hard as you can



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Pitlord_Special
09/08/18 11:39:20 PM
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Remove lid and pour it into my gullet
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Valesa
09/09/18 12:00:41 AM
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Straw until it's almost finished, then a spoon bc I hate the sound lol.
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googs19
09/09/18 12:03:34 AM
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I return the whole thing and go to the doctor to make sure I didn't have a brain aneurysm or something that caused me to order a milkshake instead of a malt.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
09/09/18 12:13:38 AM
#10:


joestarrr posted...
Both
Straw for when it melts more

Yep.

Buddy of mine and I went to Cook Out once (he'd never been), he gets one if their shakes. We had back home, after a minute he gets up and grabs a spoon. I said "What's wrong, they gave you a straw." He says "This isn't a milkshake, it's ice cream in a cup."
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Kaiganeer
09/09/18 12:15:51 AM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
Remove lid and pour it into my gullet
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synth_real
09/09/18 4:33:56 AM
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Straw all the way, I have some serious suction power
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matteus70
09/09/18 4:49:13 AM
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Here. If you have a milkshake. And I have a milkshake. And if I have a straw... My straw reaches across the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
09/09/18 8:56:12 AM
#14:


synth_real posted...
Straw all the way, I have some serious suction power

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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