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DK9292
09/15/18 1:14:23 PM
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It's the most pointless, meaningless, worthless vegetable in existence. And yet it's in FUCKING EVERYTHING.
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E32005
09/15/18 1:14:47 PM
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I use kale and spinach; lettuce sucks
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Kaiganeer
09/15/18 1:15:17 PM
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Kineth
09/15/18 1:16:08 PM
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Iceberg lettuce is garbage. Bibb and romaine lettuce are tasty as fuck.
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KanaHanazawa
09/15/18 1:16:15 PM
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its like crunchy water
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Thrillwell
09/15/18 1:16:23 PM
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MOAR!!!

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kingdrake2
09/15/18 1:18:51 PM
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E32005 posted...
I use kale and spinach; lettuce sucks


guess i'm too old fashioned. i hate kale. but spinach can be worked with if it's blended and added inside a meatloaf or something.
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monkmith
09/15/18 1:20:21 PM
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Kineth posted...
Iceberg lettuce is garbage. Bibb and romaine lettuce are tasty as fuck.

this, so much. iceberg is the crap filler of salads.
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Southernfatman
09/15/18 1:20:52 PM
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It tastes like grass. Restaurants go overboard with it too.
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Damn_Underscore
09/15/18 1:21:05 PM
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KanaHanazawa posted...
its like crunchy water


This

It has texture but no taste, so it is useful in a lot of dishes.
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DK9292
09/15/18 1:22:24 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
KanaHanazawa posted...
its like crunchy water


This

It has texture but no taste, so it is useful in a lot of dishes.

It has the texture of soggy paper.
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SoundNetwork
09/15/18 1:25:25 PM
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DK9292 posted...
Damn_Underscore posted...
KanaHanazawa posted...
its like crunchy water


This

It has texture but no taste, so it is useful in a lot of dishes.

It has the texture of soggy paper.

not if you're eating fresh romaine hearts or iceberg lettuce
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rikasa
09/15/18 1:26:25 PM
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Tastes good to me
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DK9292
09/15/18 1:26:31 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
DK9292 posted...
Damn_Underscore posted...
KanaHanazawa posted...
its like crunchy water


This

It has texture but no taste, so it is useful in a lot of dishes.

It has the texture of soggy paper.

not if you're eating fresh romaine hearts or iceberg lettuce

People keep saying that.
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Guerrilla Soldier
09/15/18 1:26:47 PM
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the crunch
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spudger
09/15/18 1:27:01 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
E32005 posted...
I use kale and spinach; lettuce sucks


guess i'm too old fashioned. i hate kale. but spinach can be worked with if it's blended and added inside a meatloaf or something.

i enjoy kale mixed with other greens. it has a unique flavor but its pretty good.
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DK9292
09/15/18 1:27:27 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
the crunch

I've NEVER in my life gotten crunchy lettuce.

There's no crunch. Just squish.
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KanaHanazawa
09/15/18 1:27:59 PM
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are your teeth gummy bears or something
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Iwin2013
09/15/18 1:32:41 PM
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DK9292 posted...
It's the most pointless, meaningless, worthless vegetable in existence. And yet it's in FUCKING EVERYTHING.


1.) It's cheap.
2.) Supposedly healthy.
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DK9292
09/15/18 1:33:33 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
DK9292 posted...
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
the crunch

I've NEVER in my life gotten crunchy lettuce.

There's no crunch. Just squish.

crisp is probably a better word for it than crunch. iceberg is a particularly crisp lettuce.

Why do people keep saying that? Lettuce is not crisp. It's soggy and wet and horrible.
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GeneralKenobi85
09/15/18 1:35:24 PM
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DK9292 posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
DK9292 posted...
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
the crunch

I've NEVER in my life gotten crunchy lettuce.

There's no crunch. Just squish.

crisp is probably a better word for it than crunch. iceberg is a particularly crisp lettuce.

Why do people keep saying that? Lettuce is not crisp. It's soggy and wet and horrible.

Get better lettuce
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ArchiePeck
09/15/18 1:36:30 PM
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Eh, I don't mind some nice crisp lettuce on a subway sandwich or something, that's pretty nice. But yeah if it's gone all soggy I'd rather not!
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DK9292
09/15/18 1:36:48 PM
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GeneralKenobi85 posted...
DK9292 posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
DK9292 posted...
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
the crunch

I've NEVER in my life gotten crunchy lettuce.

There's no crunch. Just squish.

crisp is probably a better word for it than crunch. iceberg is a particularly crisp lettuce.

Why do people keep saying that? Lettuce is not crisp. It's soggy and wet and horrible.

Get better lettuce

I'm not the one making the lettuce.
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The23rdMagus
09/15/18 1:37:18 PM
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DK9292 posted...
GeneralKenobi85 posted...
DK9292 posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
DK9292 posted...
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
the crunch

I've NEVER in my life gotten crunchy lettuce.

There's no crunch. Just squish.

crisp is probably a better word for it than crunch. iceberg is a particularly crisp lettuce.

Why do people keep saying that? Lettuce is not crisp. It's soggy and wet and horrible.

Get better lettuce

I'm not the one making the lettuce.

Then go to a place with better lettuce. Or make a dish yourself that has good, fresh lettuce.
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DK9292
09/15/18 1:41:05 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
DK9292 posted...
GeneralKenobi85 posted...
DK9292 posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
DK9292 posted...
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
the crunch

I've NEVER in my life gotten crunchy lettuce.

There's no crunch. Just squish.

crisp is probably a better word for it than crunch. iceberg is a particularly crisp lettuce.

Why do people keep saying that? Lettuce is not crisp. It's soggy and wet and horrible.

Get better lettuce

I'm not the one making the lettuce.

Then go to a place with better lettuce. Or make a dish yourself that has good, fresh lettuce.

No place has good lettuce. That's why I'm calling bullshit on this "lettuce is crispy, you just haven't found the right one" horseshit.
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The23rdMagus
09/15/18 1:43:11 PM
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DK9292 posted...
No place has good lettuce. That's why I'm calling bullshit on this "lettuce is crispy" horseshit.

Good lettuce exists. I have had it. That's why I'm calling bullshit on "no place has good lettuce".

Hell's bells, go to Outback and have a wedge salad if you have to. Wedge salads are wonderful ways to enjoy lettuce.
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kingdrake2
09/15/18 1:43:46 PM
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KanaHanazawa posted...
are your teeth gummy bears or something


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Zodd3224
09/15/18 1:47:37 PM
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Kineth posted...
Iceberg lettuce is garbage. Bibb and romaine lettuce are tasty as fuck.

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DK9292
09/15/18 1:48:11 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
go to Outback

Doesn't exist here.
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The23rdMagus
09/15/18 1:48:48 PM
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DK9292 posted...
The23rdMagus posted...
go to Outback

Doesn't exist here.

Go anywhere that serves a wedge salad.
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DK9292
09/15/18 1:49:55 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
DK9292 posted...
The23rdMagus posted...
go to Outback

Doesn't exist here.

Go anywhere that serves a wedge salad.

Why? So I'll be wasting my money on something soggy and shitty?
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HBOSS
09/15/18 1:50:56 PM
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from https:// www.care2.com/greenliving/10-powerful-advantages-of-eating-lettuce.html
Romaine Lettuce
1. Low Calorie content and Almost zero fat
12 calories for one shredded cup

2. Helps weight loss
Lettuce contains fiber and cellulose. Besides filling you up, fiber improces your digestion...

3. Heart Healthy
Lettuce's vitamin-C and beta-carotene work together tto prebent oxidation of cholesterol. This prevents the build up of plaque [in your veins].

4. Omega-3 Fatty acids

5. Complete Protein
Romaine lettuce's calories are 20 percent protein. Like all whole foods, much of this protein is complete...

6. Helps with insomnia
The white fluid you see when you break or cut lettuce leaves is called lactucarium. This has relaxing and sleep inducing properties similar to opium but without the strong side effects... [wtf]

7. Lettuce is Alkaline Forming
The minerals in lettuce help remove toxins and keep your acid/alkaline balance in order. Once you are balanced on this level there are a host of benefits including greater energy, clearer thinking, deep restful sleep, and youthful skin.

8. Low Glycemic Index
Lettuce has an average glycemic index of 15, but because it has so few calories, its glycemic load is considered zero...

9. Whole Life Food
Lettuce is almost always eaten raw, providing us with many micronutrients not found in cooked or processed food. Easting raw food also adds vital energies not recognized by nutritional science.

10. Lettuce tastes great
Even though lettuce is very low in calories, many varieties still have a sweet taste...[???]

nomnomnom
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Killmonger
09/15/18 1:54:46 PM
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What's the point of any vegetable?
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The23rdMagus
09/15/18 1:55:57 PM
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DK9292 posted...
The23rdMagus posted...
DK9292 posted...
The23rdMagus posted...
go to Outback

Doesn't exist here.

Go anywhere that serves a wedge salad.

Why? So I'll be wasting my money on something soggy and shitty?

Fuck it. You don't want your mind changed, or even the opportunity.
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DK9292
09/15/18 1:56:16 PM
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Killmonger posted...
What's the point of any vegetable?

Some are tasty or have nice textures.
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kingdrake2
09/15/18 2:47:56 PM
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DK9292 posted...
Killmonger posted...
What's the point of any vegetable?

Some are tasty or have nice textures.

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Kineth
09/15/18 9:08:51 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
DK9292 posted...
The23rdMagus posted...
DK9292 posted...
The23rdMagus posted...
go to Outback

Doesn't exist here.

Go anywhere that serves a wedge salad.

Why? So I'll be wasting my money on something soggy and shitty?

Fuck it. You don't want your mind changed, or even the opportunity.

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RoboLaserGandhi
09/15/18 9:12:46 PM
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Fiber
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juicebox4
09/15/18 9:15:04 PM
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for a nice crispy tasteless crunch to add to your burger or sandwich you uncultured swine
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Valesa
09/15/18 9:16:32 PM
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Lettuce not overreact about this, now..
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