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Krabs
09/21/18 10:30:39 PM
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He told me that he would use a syringe to take blood from his arm and inject it into his penis to get an erection. ;_;

Good thing he can't feel anything down there.
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vbty3
09/21/18 10:31:26 PM
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And you believed him?
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SageHarpuia
09/21/18 10:31:39 PM
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Why the fuck would you ask someone that
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joestarrr
09/21/18 10:31:59 PM
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vbty3 posted...
And you believed him?

SageHarpuia posted...
Why the fuck would you ask someone that

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eggcorn
09/21/18 10:33:16 PM
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I do that but I don't need a wheelchair to do it.
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Damn_Underscore
09/21/18 10:33:28 PM
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Everyone does this.

It gets you hard as a rock.
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TeaMilk
09/21/18 10:33:52 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Why the fuck would you ask someone that

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Ryven
09/21/18 10:43:00 PM
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He probably had a good laugh after, thinking you believed him.
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CanuckCowboy
09/21/18 10:48:13 PM
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vbty3 posted...
And you believed him?

SageHarpuia posted...
Why the fuck would you ask someone that


Those.
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Flintlock_Staff
09/21/18 10:52:33 PM
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@Krabs posted...
Good thing he can't feel anything down there.

Can you feel it now Mr Krabs?
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