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yemmy
09/23/18 10:01:55 AM
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I swear to god I'm sick of being called a racist because I'm white and Donald Trump is president (did not vote for the bastard).

I turned on Eddie Griffin's new-ish stand up last night, all he did was talk about "that orange motherfucker" and how racist white people are for voting for him for like 15 minutes straight.

Honestly if Eddie Griffin woulda just ripped on shit Trump does or his looks that woulda been funny but he had to make a 15 minute ordeal on white people needing to get it together and how Obama fixed the country for 8 years (seriously, and it only took trump 8 months to fuck it up).

When you're a rich stand up comedian you don't have to worry about shit like health insurance premiums, health care costs, and the fact the Obama goddamn bombed Libya until we ran out of bombs and now Libya is worse off than Iraq now.

Not saying the Obama is smarter than Trump, no shit, but so far Trump hasn't hit my pockets yet, a single early-30s guy who makes around $35k a year.
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SolidSonicEX
09/23/18 10:06:15 AM
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Your handgun is of poor choice.
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Cheater87
09/23/18 10:07:02 AM
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I hear stand up comedy is dying and also not going to colleges at all due to complaints.
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Doom_Art
09/23/18 10:09:16 AM
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yemmy posted...
I'm sick of being called a racist because I'm white and Donald Trump is president

Funny

I'm white and Donald Trump is President and no one's called me "racist"

I think this is very much a "you" problem
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yemmy
09/23/18 10:11:36 AM
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SolidSonicEX posted...
Your handgun is of poor choice.


actually I dont have p226 anymore it is just a pun for my SIG

I like p226's but when CZ75's exist there is no point in having any other DA/SA handguns imo.

Anyone who would say a p226 is of poor quality (especially a german made one) is out of their fucking mind. They are built like tanks (but are admittedly too expensive and too bulk with too high of a bore axis).
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EliteLevel
09/23/18 10:12:46 AM
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TC is actually pro-Trump. He's one of those Trumpeteers who claims to be anti-Trump but then defends him and blames Obama for everything.
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Milkman5
09/23/18 10:13:08 AM
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All these liberal comics that were so called ruined by trump were always unfunny.

Every daily show comic was always a complete garbage leftist hack,
Hasan, Wolf, Oliver etc
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Milkman5
09/23/18 10:14:00 AM
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comedians like Norm, Bill Burr etc remain uncucked by liberal ideology and their stand up and comedy is pretty much the same
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yemmy
09/23/18 10:14:38 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
yemmy posted...
I'm sick of being called a racist because I'm white and Donald Trump is president

Funny

I'm white and Donald Trump is President and no one's called me "racist"

I think this is very much a "you" problem


No one has directly called me racist. This is a topic about stand up comedy.

I don't know why I'm even responding to you.
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Alpha218
09/23/18 10:15:24 AM
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EliteLevel posted...
TC is actually pro-Trump. He's one of those Trumpeteers who claims to be anti-Trump but then defends him and blames Obama for everything.

I mean yeah. The people who complain about how white people are treated are usually Trump supporters trying to agitate everyone else. The rest of us dont really give a shit and dont vote for the racist asshole just because our feelings were hurt
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yemmy
09/23/18 10:16:20 AM
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EliteLevel posted...
TC is actually pro-Trump. He's one of those Trumpeteers who claims to be anti-Trump but then defends him and blames Obama for everything.


The fact that you would say that says more about you than it does about me (considering I haven't even been on this board in months).
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Kombucha
09/23/18 10:16:41 AM
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I hate to say it but if white people didn't want to be portrayed by a total fucking moron they shouldn't have overwhelmingly voted to elect one.

Hillary may have been shitty but at least she had the mental facility to form a coherent argument most of the time.

I'm sick and tired of hearing about politics during every stand up comedian's gig as well, it's low hanging fruit at this point. That said if black people overwhelmingly voted to put some nutjob like Ben Carson in office you'd bet your ass they'd be getting roasted on stage by comedians too.
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HypnoCoosh
09/23/18 10:19:34 AM
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So called comedians in today's climate are 60% Trump hate propaganda, 30% SJW\political talking points, and 10% random low effort material. It's pretty sad.
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TommyG663513
09/23/18 10:19:34 AM
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I actually am very sick of all the Trump jokes and other politically fueled humor. It has become very overused and stale. Ultimately, we need to just move past Trump for this to happen. Guy needs to get kicked out of office. It's hard not to write jokes about Trump and politics when it is everywhere.

IDK, maybe 1 out of 20 Trump jokes are any good. The problem is that the jokes tend to be way too obvious.
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HypnoCoosh
09/23/18 10:19:53 AM
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Ninja'ed me
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yemmy
09/23/18 10:20:21 AM
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Im sorry that I don't find Eddie Griffin funny anymore do to basically calling all white people racist.

I think it is funny that white people who have a chip on their shoulder exclude themselves from that group just because they went out and voted for Hillary.

Lol now I remember why I left this toxic ass presumptuous place. The only thing I've EVER blamed Obama on was the fact that my insurance premiums traveled from 150 to 420 dollars a month in a 2 year span.
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yemmy
09/23/18 10:23:07 AM
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TommyG663513 posted...
IDK, maybe 1 out of 20 Trump jokes are any good. The problem is that the jokes tend to be way too obvious.


Yes, when I hit "play" on Eddie Griffin I knew he was gonna rip Trump. But Eddie Griffin is so insane I thought I was gonna hear some new jokes about him. Instead it was just calling him orange and ripping on white people because Trump is president.
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Drpooplol
09/23/18 10:24:48 AM
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I agree that it's made comedy pretty bad, especially at a lot of local places i go to. I can't tell you how many acts I've seen that boil down to "Donald trump, what an asshole, am I right?"

You are right, you're just not funny
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EliteLevel
09/23/18 10:25:22 AM
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yemmy posted...
EliteLevel posted...
TC is actually pro-Trump. He's one of those Trumpeteers who claims to be anti-Trump but then defends him and blames Obama for everything.


The fact that you would say that says more about you than it does about me (considering I haven't even been on this board in months).


What does it say about me?
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TommyG663513
09/23/18 10:26:41 AM
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Kombucha posted...
I hate to say it but if white people didn't want to be portrayed by a total fucking moron they shouldn't have overwhelmingly voted to elect one.

Hillary may have been shitty but at least she had the mental facility to form a coherent argument most of the time.

I'm sick and tired of hearing about politics during every stand up comedian's gig as well, it's low hanging fruit at this point. That said if black people overwhelmingly voted to put some nutjob like Ben Carson in office you'd bet your ass they'd be getting roasted on stage by comedians too.


It wasn't so much white people as it was rural white people in swing states. I live in Minneapolis and we have tons of white people and are an overwhelmingly liberal city in an overwhelmingly blue state. The vast majority of white people out here are very disturbed by Trump.

Don't group all white people in with the type of crowd you'd see in Birmingham, Alabama.
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Kombucha
09/23/18 10:28:03 AM
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If someone remembers anything about you these days on GameFAQs it's probably more likely that they've used the tag function instead of caring to remember you.
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SuperMedz3
09/23/18 10:28:14 AM
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yemmy posted...
I swear to god I'm sick of being called a racist because I'm white and Donald Trump is president (did not vote for the bastard).

I turned on Eddie Griffin's new-ish stand up last night, all he did was talk about "that orange motherfucker" and how racist white people are for voting for him for like 15 minutes straight.

Honestly if Eddie Griffin woulda just ripped on shit Trump does or his looks that woulda been funny but he had to make a 15 minute ordeal on white people needing to get it together and how Obama fixed the country for 8 years (seriously, and it only took trump 8 months to fuck it up).

When you're a rich stand up comedian you don't have to worry about shit like health insurance premiums, health care costs, and the fact the Obama goddamn bombed Libya until we ran out of bombs and now Libya is worse off than Iraq now.

Not saying the Obama is smarter than Trump, no shit, but so far Trump hasn't hit my pockets yet, a single early-30s guy who makes around $35k a year.

It was his choice to use politics in his routine
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averagejoel
09/23/18 10:29:22 AM
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yemmy posted...
Doom_Art posted...
yemmy posted...
I'm sick of being called a racist because I'm white and Donald Trump is president

Funny

I'm white and Donald Trump is President and no one's called me "racist"

I think this is very much a "you" problem


No one has directly called me racist. This is a topic about stand up comedy.

I don't know why I'm even responding to you.

if no one directly called you racist, what's the problem?

also why do you assume standup comics are rich
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TommyG663513
09/23/18 10:37:40 AM
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averagejoel posted...
yemmy posted...
Doom_Art posted...
yemmy posted...
I'm sick of being called a racist because I'm white and Donald Trump is president

Funny

I'm white and Donald Trump is President and no one's called me "racist"

I think this is very much a "you" problem


No one has directly called me racist. This is a topic about stand up comedy.

I don't know why I'm even responding to you.

if no one directly called you racist, what's the problem?

also why do you assume standup comics are rich


If someone is good enough at stand up to be on TV then they usually are rich. Low end comedians with stand up specials can easily make over six figures. The really good ones can become millionaires off of stand up alone, but generally those guys end up getting TV and movie deals which is where the real money comes in.

Most big name comics tend to have a net worth of a few million give or take. The ones with frequent movie and TV roles make much more than that.

Guys like David Spade are worth around $25 million, Judd Apatow around $90 million, then Adam Sandler is worth close to $300 million.

Smaller end guys like Hannibal Buress and Marc Maron are worth about $2 million each.
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Doom_Art
09/23/18 10:39:37 AM
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Where are you getting these numbers from
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Drpooplol
09/23/18 11:01:19 AM
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Can we get back to the point of the topic instead (maybe deservedly) putting tc on blast?
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TheBiggerWiggle
09/23/18 11:14:48 AM
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One of the stranger phenomena about trump getting elected is that tons of white people have convinced themselves theyre victims of racism all the time. Its strange, and I say this as a white person.
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Doom_Art
09/23/18 11:16:18 AM
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TheBiggerWiggle posted...
One of the stranger phenomena about trump getting elected is that tons of white people have convinced themselves theyre victims of racism all the time. Its strange, and I say this as a white person.

It really is quite odd

This whole victim mentality that's settled into a lot of folks
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Phantom_Nook
09/23/18 11:18:54 AM
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TheBiggerWiggle posted...
One of the stranger phenomena about trump getting elected is that tons of white people have convinced themselves theyre victims of racism all the time. Its strange, and I say this as a white person.

This trend started when Obama was elected tbh.
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yemmy
09/23/18 11:22:54 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
Can we get back to the point of the topic instead (maybe deservedly) putting tc on blast?


I don't give a fuck about people on CE on the weekend calling me a racist or a trump supporter or whatever the fuck. The old school people here are bitter that I made an account bet on my last account that Trump would win in my signature and that I bitched about the ACA fuckin up my money.

The simple fact is that if you're one of those people that spends more than 30 minutes a day worrying about what is going on with rich assholes in DC and that Trump is president then you likely eat that shit up when you watch stand up.

I don't give a fuck about Donald Trump or any of that shit until it DIRECTLY affects my well being, then I do what everyone else should do and I go vote accordingly without making a fuckin circus out of it. But I think it is sad when people like Chris Rock and Eddie Griffin that I used to fuckin love are just overall bitter as fuck in their stand up comedy or they just nonstop talk about politics now.

And Eddie Griffin I'm pretty sure has had a huge drug problem in the past so there is no telling how much he is worth btw. It was Showtime after all not HBO. But I bet he made 6 figures from that special and the touring with that same routine.
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iPhone_7
09/23/18 11:23:59 AM
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Did he single out a white person in the audience and say Youre a white person, aka youre privileged. f*** your feelings, go cry somewhere else whitey mcwhite white whitey!
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creativerealms
09/23/18 11:25:01 AM
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It's nothing new. Politics has always been a main focus in comedy.
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