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UnfairRepresent
09/29/18 8:58:11 PM
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The father is driving home one day after work with his son in the back when suddenly he swerves off road and crashes into a tree to avoid hitting a bear.

Paramedics arrive on scene, declare the father DOA and the son critically injured, rushing him into emergency surgery requiring a top surgeon.

At the hospital the doctor steps up to perform the life-saving surgery, then suddenly hesitates, backs up and says "I can't perform this surgery. The patient is my son."

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AmericaTheBrave
09/29/18 8:58:43 PM
#2:


The doctor is his mother.
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Tappor
09/29/18 8:59:11 PM
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it's his mom duh holy shit this one isn't even original
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ThePrinceFish
09/29/18 8:59:18 PM
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the sun is a planet and the doctor is a room outside
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SailorGoon
09/29/18 8:59:19 PM
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His daddy gay
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FurryPhilosifer
09/29/18 8:59:43 PM
#7:


Doctor was the father of the bear.
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Neoconkers
09/29/18 8:59:53 PM
#8:


do more macedonian riddles
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Kitt
09/29/18 9:00:25 PM
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Tappor posted...
it's his mom duh holy shit this one isn't even original

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UnfairRepresent
09/29/18 9:00:56 PM
#10:


AmericaTheBrave posted...
The doctor is his mother.

Wow you got that quickly
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SocialistGamer
09/29/18 9:01:23 PM
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The doctor has no hands.
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PnutUntouchable
09/29/18 9:04:06 PM
#12:


The doctor was to drunk to preform
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Shotgunnova
09/29/18 9:10:28 PM
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The doctor is Jesus.
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UnfairRepresent
09/29/18 9:14:33 PM
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New Riddle!

A man is stranded on a small island after his boat carrying boxes of calenders sank.

Moments before it was too late he grabbed a emergency supply box and swam to shore. Some of the crates full of calenders also floated to shore.

Taking stock of the emergency supply box he discovers he has medical supplies and enough water to last for 6 months. But no food and there is no food on the island and he will starve to death unless he finds something to eat.

4 months later he is picked up by a rescue ship, alive and well.

How is this possible?
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KILBOTz
09/29/18 9:15:48 PM
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SailorGoon posted...
His daddy gay


That. Kid with 2 gay dads, both of whom are doctors
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SailorGoon
09/29/18 9:15:48 PM
#16:


Ghost Dad M.D.
A new paranormal medical drama coming to the NBC this fall.
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GameGodOfAll
09/29/18 9:19:11 PM
#17:


Yeah this was a real thinker back in 1975.
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Space_Man
09/29/18 9:20:09 PM
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"My son" is the name of the patient
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uwnim
09/29/18 9:20:34 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
New Riddle!

A man is stranded on a small island after his boat carrying boxes of calenders sank.

Moments before it was too late he grabbed a emergency supply box and swam to shore. Some of the crates full of calenders also floated to shore.

Taking stock of the emergency supply box he discovers he has medical supplies and enough water to last for 6 months. But no food and there is no food on the island and he will starve to death unless he finds something to eat.

4 months later he is picked up by a rescue ship, alive and well.

How is this possible?

He ate all the dates?
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shevman
09/29/18 9:21:07 PM
#20:


UnfairRepresent posted...
New Riddle!

A man is stranded on a small island after his boat carrying boxes of calenders sank.

Moments before it was too late he grabbed a emergency supply box and swam to shore. Some of the crates full of calenders also floated to shore.

Taking stock of the emergency supply box he discovers he has medical supplies and enough water to last for 6 months. But no food and there is no food on the island and he will starve to death unless he finds something to eat.

4 months later he is picked up by a rescue ship, alive and well.

How is this possible?


Eats the dates
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UnfairRepresent
09/29/18 9:21:21 PM
#21:


uwnim posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
New Riddle!

A man is stranded on a small island after his boat carrying boxes of calenders sank.

Moments before it was too late he grabbed a emergency supply box and swam to shore. Some of the crates full of calenders also floated to shore.

Taking stock of the emergency supply box he discovers he has medical supplies and enough water to last for 6 months. But no food and there is no food on the island and he will starve to death unless he finds something to eat.

4 months later he is picked up by a rescue ship, alive and well.

How is this possible?

He ate all the dates?

Fucking hell that was fast too....
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Muffinz0rz
09/29/18 9:21:23 PM
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uwnim posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
New Riddle!

A man is stranded on a small island after his boat carrying boxes of calenders sank.

Moments before it was too late he grabbed a emergency supply box and swam to shore. Some of the crates full of calenders also floated to shore.

Taking stock of the emergency supply box he discovers he has medical supplies and enough water to last for 6 months. But no food and there is no food on the island and he will starve to death unless he finds something to eat.

4 months later he is picked up by a rescue ship, alive and well.

How is this possible?

He ate all the dates?

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Panthera
09/29/18 9:22:03 PM
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The son was a good Christian boy who had the Lord with him at all times, and your riddle is a disgusting piece of Satanic propaganda for suggesting it is possible to declare the Lord DOA
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Muffinz0rz
09/29/18 9:24:23 PM
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Panthera posted...
The son was a good Christian boy who had the Lord with him at all times, and your riddle is a disgusting piece of Satanic propaganda for suggesting it is possible to declare the Lord DOA

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UnfairRepresent
09/29/18 9:31:02 PM
#25:


New Riddle:

A farmer outside of his home attaches his horse to a 24-foot chain and then goes inside to sleep. The horse stands around for a while and sees an apple on the floor 28 feet away.

The horse then eats the apple.

How is this possible?
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Panthera
09/29/18 9:32:24 PM
#26:


That horse's name? Albert Einstein
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PnutUntouchable
09/29/18 9:33:01 PM
#27:


UnfairRepresent posted...
New Riddle:

A farmer outside of his home attaches his horse to a 24-foot chain and then goes inside to sleep. The horse stands around for a while and sees an apple on the floor 28 feet away.

The horse then eats the apple.

How is this possible?

The horse was four feet long
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marthsheretoo
09/29/18 9:34:31 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
New Riddle:

A farmer outside of his home attaches his horse to a 24-foot chain and then goes inside to sleep. The horse stands around for a while and sees an apple on the floor 28 feet away.

The horse then eats the apple.

How is this possible?


The horse was named Friday.

I mean... fuck.
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bevan306
09/29/18 9:34:48 PM
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he didn't attach the other end of the chain to anything
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UnfairRepresent
09/29/18 9:34:54 PM
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PnutUntouchable posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
New Riddle:

A farmer outside of his home attaches his horse to a 24-foot chain and then goes inside to sleep. The horse stands around for a while and sees an apple on the floor 28 feet away.

The horse then eats the apple.

How is this possible?

The horse was four feet long

Nope.

Doesn't matter how long the horse is, that will be negated if it's attached to a chain.
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Muffinz0rz
09/29/18 9:35:13 PM
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the other end of the chain wasn't attached to anything
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Anteaterking
09/29/18 9:37:17 PM
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The horse was connected to a tree and it was 24 feet away from the tree while the apple was 4 feet away from the tree, so the horse was loosening the chain as it walked towards the apple.
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UnfairRepresent
09/29/18 9:39:44 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
the other end of the chain wasn't attached to anything

You got it!

I need to amp the difficulty of these riddles.
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ModLogic
09/29/18 9:45:26 PM
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GameGodOfAll
09/29/18 9:49:05 PM
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A riddle I heard recently I really liked.

I stay in the corner, but travel around the world. What am I?
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ProfessorKukui
09/29/18 9:54:52 PM
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You need to not recycle your own riddles fam.
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Muffinz0rz
09/29/18 9:55:44 PM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
A riddle I heard recently I really liked.

I stay in the corner, but travel around the world. What am I?

A stamp
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gamestunner
09/29/18 9:55:44 PM
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Revnir posted...
AmericaTheBrave posted...
The doctor is his mother.


Not necessarily. It could be a gay couple that adopted a kid.


Then it's not his blood, he can still do it.
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PnutUntouchable
09/29/18 9:55:46 PM
#41:


GameGodOfAll posted...
A riddle I heard recently I really liked.

I stay in the corner, but travel around the world. What am I?

My mom's corpse
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GameGodOfAll
09/29/18 9:58:59 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
GameGodOfAll posted...
A riddle I heard recently I really liked.

I stay in the corner, but travel around the world. What am I?

A stamp

Yup.
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Ricemills
09/29/18 10:17:08 PM
#43:


RIP doctor's son's father crashed up into 97 cars.
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Space_Man
09/29/18 10:24:29 PM
#44:


I got one.

What's red blue and white all over that's also an American flag?
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UnfairRepresent
09/29/18 10:29:48 PM
#45:


A new riddle.

The king of the castle finds out that the princess is trying to elope with a dashing rogue so he locks her in the in the tallest of 3 towers, the middle tower. Then he takes the key and leaves the castle. He walks the long road to the lake to hide the key. He walks around the lake and then when he heads back to the castle, instead of doubling back on himself he keeps walking the other route back to the castle to ensure he was not followed.

Confident that the rogue will never find the key.

Where is the key?
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Anteaterking
09/29/18 10:32:57 PM
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Muffinz0rz
09/29/18 10:44:37 PM
#47:


UnfairRepresent posted...
A new riddle.

The king of the castle finds out that the princess is trying to elope with a dashing rogue so he locks her in the in the tallest of 3 towers, the middle tower. Then he takes the key and leaves the castle. He walks the long road to the lake to hide the key. He walks around the lake and then when he heads back to the castle, instead of doubling back on himself he keeps walking the other route back to the castle to ensure he was not followed.

Confident that the rogue will never find the key.

Where is the key?

He still has it
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Houston
09/29/18 10:49:54 PM
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Two people were found dead in a cabin on a cliff. How did they die?
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Muffinz0rz
09/29/18 10:54:59 PM
#49:


Houston posted...
Two people were found dead in a cabin on a cliff. How did they die?

Natural causes
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slimfizzle2
09/29/18 11:06:02 PM
#50:


UnfairRepresent posted...
PnutUntouchable posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
New Riddle:

A farmer outside of his home attaches his horse to a 24-foot chain and then goes inside to sleep. The horse stands around for a while and sees an apple on the floor 28 feet away.

The horse then eats the apple.

How is this possible?

The horse was four feet long

Nope.

Doesn't matter how long the horse is, that will be negated if it's attached to a chain.

If the fucking horse is attached to a 24 foot chain and the weird horse is four feet long he could easily reach it
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El Mexicano Texano
09/29/18 11:10:21 PM
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Turns out he's his own dad because he time traveled
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