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Nidhoggr
10/02/18 2:54:54 AM
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She's on her 8th boyfriend this year and this one is "The love of my life, he's so much different than all the other ones."

Yet they get into arguments every single day to the point where she is grabbing him and holding him down so that he won't leave the apartment because she's afraid he'll never come back. True love right?

My sister has never been single since the age of 13. She's 23 now. I can't remember a week that went by where she didn't have a new boyfriend. She is literally incapable of being single. It's like her world means nothing if she doesn't have a boy fawning over her.

How can my family help her? She refuses to listen to any of us.
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Smashingpmkns
10/02/18 2:57:29 AM
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Just hope none of them get her pregnant and she'll figure it out. Cant really do much but talk to her.
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HagenEx
10/02/18 3:09:40 AM
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So your sister is certified, gotcha.
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MelzezDoor
10/02/18 3:21:10 AM
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Didn't take long at all. CE never lets you down!
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/02/18 3:22:02 AM
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But is she hot ??
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Pepys Monster
10/02/18 3:31:24 AM
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8 boyfriends in a single year? Damn. It sounds like she's scaring them away with her craziness.
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EternalDivide
10/02/18 3:32:04 AM
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Some people are scared of being alone so they'll settle for anyone. From first hand experience that's the only conclusion I've been able to draw about people like that. One boyfriend to the next from one husband to boyfriend to husband. If not clingy then constantly feigning weakness so the other person feels important. It's usually not until they realize how strong they are on their own, making decisions on their own for the first time in life, that they can stand on their own two feet and they have the family support for help if need be that changes them.

Which is a whole other (or possible similar) issue from my brother right now. He's closing in on 30 and since his last birthday has been going through a massive third life? crisis. Desperately and suddenly using dating apps worried that he's getting too old and his life won't be complete without a wife and kids. *massive eye roll* Found a taker that from what I know at the moment is just as loony and desperate as him but none of us have met her yet. She's invited for Thanksgiving. And she's a liberal. She's entering the lion's den and we've warned him to warn her about that fact. Dyed his hair purple, got a tattoo. I mean yeesh! I'm older and I have never had so much as a passing concern about age or single life. Idk. It's crazy. He's crazy.
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Lord_Shadow
10/02/18 3:34:19 AM
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can I have her phone number?
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AlabamaLove
10/02/18 3:44:02 AM
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does this guy know he's number 8? sheesh?
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Rika_Furude
10/02/18 3:46:49 AM
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WoIverine
10/02/18 5:00:18 AM
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Conflict posted...
Give her some of that good dick
Um...
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LimboTraveller
10/02/18 5:08:21 AM
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may i know the name of your sister or her FB? You can PM me if you want
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Nidhoggr
10/02/18 5:26:33 AM
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Honestly I don't even think the denizens of CE could handle her. She once started a week long fight with her ex-husband because he was humming a song that she didn't like.
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GAMERCAMRY
10/02/18 5:34:29 AM
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Lemme hang out with her for one day so that i can justify my loneliness
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apolloooo
10/02/18 5:46:39 AM
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Nidhoggr posted...
Honestly I don't even think the denizens of CE could handle her. She once started a week long fight with her ex-husband because he was humming a song that she didn't like.

Jeez. Get her to seek therapist
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DarthWendy
10/02/18 5:48:47 AM
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Nidhoggr posted...
her ex-husband

So a sinner too on top of that :(
Darn, it looks like your sister needs to step back on a righteous path sharpish, before it is too late and she drenches herself in sin irrevocably. Does she read the Bible ?
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LimboTraveller
10/02/18 5:50:00 AM
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Nidhoggr posted...
Honestly I don't even think the denizens of CE could handle her. She once started a week long fight with her ex-husband because he was humming a song that she didn't like.

i dont like humming , so i am the perfect sex partner for her
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CM_Ponch
10/02/18 5:51:36 AM
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Why do you think that she turned out this way
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Nidhoggr
10/02/18 6:08:45 AM
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CM_Ponch posted...
Why do you think that she turned out this way

Honestly It seems like she was always like this. When she was 14 she lost her virginity to her first highschool sweetheart and then had the stereotypical heartbreak when he dumped her shortly after. She would sneak out of the house and walk 9 miles to his place at 2am just to get him to talk to her again. Despite being this madly in love with him, she had a new boyfriend within weeks.

And she kept a string boyfriends until her marriage. At this point she became one hell of a liberal, so she married an illegal muslim immigrant. I actually liked him. He was a cool dude and a hard worker. He would work 7 days out of the week just to make sure my sister was happy. I full heartily believe that this man deserves citizenship for dealing with my sister for 2 years. I say that as an anti-immigration republican.

But of course she felt the grass was greener with a new boy and she left her husband for him... And then that dude dumped her in less than a month.

Her most recent adventures involve her convincing a man to leave his wife and child for her. And boy is he regretting that decision.
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EliteLevel
10/02/18 6:14:47 AM
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Pics of her feet.
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WoIverine
10/02/18 6:33:05 AM
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@EliteLevel posted...
Pics of her feet.
Youre going to be single a looooong time.
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Ruvan22
10/02/18 6:51:24 AM
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Where does your sister meet her partners?
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Mister_Spyker
10/02/18 6:51:56 AM
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Nidhoggr posted...
CM_Ponch posted...
Why do you think that she turned out this way

Honestly It seems like she was always like this. When she was 14 she lost her virginity to her first highschool sweetheart and then had the stereotypical heartbreak when he dumped her shortly after. She would sneak out of the house and walk 9 miles to his place at 2am just to get him to talk to her again. Despite being this madly in love with him, she had a new boyfriend within weeks.

And she kept a string boyfriends until her marriage. At this point she became one hell of a liberal, so she married an illegal muslim immigrant. I actually liked him. He was a cool dude and a hard worker. He would work 7 days out of the week just to make sure my sister was happy. I full heartily believe that this man deserves citizenship for dealing with my sister for 2 years. I say that as an anti-immigration republican.

But of course she felt the grass was greener with a new boy and she left her husband for him... And then that dude dumped her in less than a month.

Her most recent adventures involve her convincing a man to leave his wife and child for her. And boy is he regretting that decision.

Wow, she sounds horrible, but she must be kinda hot to manage that.
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Nidhoggr
10/02/18 6:52:54 AM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Where does your sister meet her partners?

Real life, doesn't use any dating apps.
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EliteLevel
10/02/18 11:16:18 AM
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WoIverine posted...
@EliteLevel posted...
Pics of her feet.
Youre going to be single a looooong time.


But I'm not single.
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slimfizzle2
10/02/18 11:23:55 AM
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EliteLevel posted...
WoIverine posted...
@EliteLevel posted...
Pics of her feet.
Youre going to be single a looooong time.


But I'm not single.

Pics of your partners feet
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Butterfiles
10/02/18 11:25:16 AM
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Nidhoggr posted...
Honestly I don't even think the denizens of CE could handle her. She once started a week long fight with her ex-husband because he was humming a song that she didn't like.

important question: what song was it
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Nidhoggr
10/02/18 11:26:21 AM
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Butterfiles posted...
Nidhoggr posted...
Honestly I don't even think the denizens of CE could handle her. She once started a week long fight with her ex-husband because he was humming a song that she didn't like.

important question: what song was it

Don't remember, I just know that she hated the song because the music video had half naked women in it.
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glitteringfairy
10/02/18 11:26:52 AM
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Conflict posted...
Give her some of that good dick

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slimfizzle2
10/02/18 11:28:18 AM
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Nidhoggr posted...
Butterfiles posted...
Nidhoggr posted...
Honestly I don't even think the denizens of CE could handle her. She once started a week long fight with her ex-husband because he was humming a song that she didn't like.

important question: what song was it

Don't remember, I just know that she hated the song because the music video had half naked women in it.

Half naked women make anything better.
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DestroyedDog
10/02/18 11:28:56 AM
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Nidhoggr posted...
She's on her 8th boyfriend this year and this one is "The love of my life, he's so much different than all the other ones."

Yet they get into arguments every single day to the point where she is grabbing him and holding him down so that he won't leave the apartment because she's afraid he'll never come back. True love right?

My sister has never been single since the age of 13. She's 23 now. I can't remember a week that went by where she didn't have a new boyfriend. She is literally incapable of being single. It's like her world means nothing if she doesn't have a boy fawning over her.

How can my family help her? She refuses to listen to any of us.

Is your sister my ex girlfriend?
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EbonTitanium
10/02/18 11:33:27 AM
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Nidhoggr posted...
CM_Ponch posted...
Why do you think that she turned out this way

Honestly It seems like she was always like this. When she was 14 she lost her virginity to her first highschool sweetheart and then had the stereotypical heartbreak when he dumped her shortly after. She would sneak out of the house and walk 9 miles to his place at 2am just to get him to talk to her again. Despite being this madly in love with him, she had a new boyfriend within weeks.

And she kept a string boyfriends until her marriage. At this point she became one hell of a liberal, so she married an illegal muslim immigrant. I actually liked him. He was a cool dude and a hard worker. He would work 7 days out of the week just to make sure my sister was happy. I full heartily believe that this man deserves citizenship for dealing with my sister for 2 years. I say that as an anti-immigration republican.

But of course she felt the grass was greener with a new boy and she left her husband for him... And then that dude dumped her in less than a month.

Her most recent adventures involve her convincing a man to leave his wife and child for her. And boy is he regretting that decision.

She walked nearly 3 hrs to her ex place?
I feel like I'll be seeing her on Investigation Discovery someday.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/02/18 12:48:04 PM
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Pics?
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LookANinja
10/02/18 1:05:32 PM
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Breasts
10/02/18 1:06:24 PM
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stick it in her pooper!
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slimfizzle2
10/02/18 2:31:42 PM
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Have her stick it in your pooper
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Coffeebeanz
10/02/18 2:33:40 PM
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Sounds like textbook Borderline Personality Disorder
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KamenRiderBlade
10/02/18 3:35:44 PM
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@Rika_Furude posted...
refer her to me ill be her man
Wow, you set the bar really low
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Lost_All_Senses
10/02/18 3:44:23 PM
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Do what you can and don't feel responsible for her mistakes. That's all you can do
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kingdrake2
10/02/18 3:46:05 PM
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i wish i was more insane. just not there yet.
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