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Going_Deep_08
10/02/18 3:05:10 PM
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Where would you go? - Results (43 votes)
San Francisco, home of SJWs and hipsters
4.65% (2 votes)
2
New York City, home of pizzas and rats...sometimes together
9.3% (4 votes)
4
San Jose, home of high tech companies
2.33% (1 vote)
1
Honolulu, home of surfers
11.63% (5 votes)
5
Washington D.C., home of annoying politicians
4.65% (2 votes)
2
Oakland, current home of 2 sports teams who will be leaving Oakland soon
0% (0 votes)
0
Seattle, home of grungy dudes and a Lenin statue
30.23% (13 votes)
13
Boston, home of annoying Red Sox fanatics
11.63% (5 votes)
5
Los Angeles, home of rich celebrities
16.28% (7 votes)
7
San Diego, home of Ron Burgundy
9.3% (4 votes)
4
As you can guess, there is an incredibly common theme with all 10 cities...
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Minute
10/02/18 3:06:11 PM
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Going_Deep_08 posted...
As you can guess, there is an incredibly common theme with all 10 cities...

Crippling real estate price inflation?
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Turbam
10/02/18 3:06:59 PM
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LA so I can visit my grandma in Rialto
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Flockaveli
10/02/18 3:07:21 PM
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They all sound way out of my price range.
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Going_Deep_08
10/02/18 3:09:13 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
They all sound way out of my price range.

That's the point.
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SuperShake666
10/02/18 3:11:19 PM
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I live like 30 mins from SF and have friends who live in the city. I'll go crash with them.
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hollow_shrine
10/02/18 3:13:32 PM
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I'd be alright with any of these except Oakland and Honolulu. Living in Hawaii is expensive, sweetie.
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RiderofHogs
10/02/18 3:28:45 PM
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Aloha, beaches.
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Tappor
10/02/18 3:29:53 PM
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San Diego tbh
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Antifar
10/02/18 3:29:55 PM
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As an annoying Red Sox fan, Boston
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Caution999
10/02/18 3:30:37 PM
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wtf no Hagerstown MD?
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Balrog0
10/02/18 3:31:08 PM
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D.C. is the best place for me career-wise
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averagejoel
10/02/18 3:37:06 PM
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is this the 10 least affordable cities in the US, in order?
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Going_Deep_08
10/02/18 3:37:49 PM
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averagejoel posted...
is this the 10 least affordable cities in the US, in order?

Kind of...
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hollow_shrine
10/02/18 3:38:09 PM
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averagejoel posted...
is this the 10 least affordable cities in the US, in order?

Maybe. I didn't think of that at first, but that could be it.
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pauIie
10/02/18 3:39:34 PM
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DarkTransient
10/02/18 3:40:21 PM
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Heard the least bad about Seattle, plus legal weed there (without being in CA).
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LockDeltz
10/03/18 5:09:11 AM
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Probably Los Angeles. Although from the outside looking in it seems very expensive, but LA is really like one huge black market, there is so many places where you can get cheap things and avoid the high cost of living.
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darkjedilink
10/03/18 6:47:31 AM
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hollow_shrine posted...
I'd be alright with any of these except Oakland and Honolulu. Living in Hawaii is expensive, sweetie.

Living in literally any of those cities is expensive.

Might as well get the ocean views and hula dancers.
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Yomi
10/03/18 6:51:58 AM
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I could throw a dart with my eyes closes and move to the one it lands on without qualms, it would undoubtedly be better than living in the Dominican Republic anyway :P
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Ving_Rhames
10/03/18 6:57:51 AM
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Surprised Seattle is winning.

Overcast year round is only reason I picked it
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10/03/18 7:13:29 AM
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Distant_Rainbow
10/03/18 7:15:38 AM
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NYC, I'll go live with my aunt and cousin I guess.
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CyricZ
10/03/18 7:19:44 AM
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My initial pick was Boston because I already live so close anyway, but I'm going with Seattle because I've loved it every time I visited.
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knutjob
10/03/18 7:38:28 AM
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I lived in USA for 7 years and while I wouldn't want to go back, San Francisco, San Diego and new York were cool places.
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frogman_295
10/03/18 7:39:53 AM
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New yawk shitty...always wanted to go.
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DanHarenChamp
10/03/18 9:56:55 AM
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It depends on how long the move is and whether I am single vs marries +/- kids.

If I'm married with kids then I'd pick San Jose, or greater san jose area like Cupertino, etc. It's got elite schools, very nice suburbs, plenty of things to do, easy travel to SF/Oakland, etc.

If I'm single, then obviously I'd pick New York. Its impossible to not get laid in NY, even if ur ugly. My buddy and I were just casually partying there, went back to the hotel, got in our elevator to go back to the room and happened to be joined by a bunch of girls in the elevator who were swingers and about to have an orgy. Like literally, its something you see in a porno. He went into the room, I went back to my room since I was engaged at the time. Anyways, even as an engaged guy who was not trying, its so easy to hook up, its insane.

If I'm married and dont have kids, then I'd consider SF if its a temporary move.

Its funny cuz in reality thats exactly my life course.....before I was married I was in NY. Now that Im married without kids, I'm considering a temporary move to SF. Once we have kids we'll probably move to the suburbs of san jose.
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