Current Events > I was walking past a cafe in Seattle and man needed help opening his soylent

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seqntenialbeast
10/02/18 3:49:18 PM
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after I got the lid off, he offered his wife to me as thanks.

what the hell?
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seqntenialbeast
10/02/18 3:51:52 PM
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get me out of this city
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Pepys Monster
10/02/18 3:55:18 PM
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LOL, was his wife even attractive?
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seqntenialbeast
10/02/18 4:16:41 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
LOL, was his wife even attractive?


she wasn't with him, but she was probably a hambeast. they usually are
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Middle hope
10/02/18 4:18:44 PM
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Did he make this face?

Eo8jlk7
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seqntenialbeast
10/02/18 4:41:03 PM
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yeah, how did you know?
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Middle hope
10/02/18 4:44:00 PM
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seqntenialbeast posted...
yeah, how did you know?

I've seen quite a few soy bois in my day
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Menardii
10/02/18 5:22:17 PM
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My favorite part of this story is how it happened
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seqntenialbeast
10/02/18 10:09:38 PM
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it happens almost every day here in Seattle
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