Current Events > I can't believe my mom stooped so low

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YukihoHagiwara
10/04/18 3:38:55 PM
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I was in my room, and I was just like, staring at the walls thinking about everything but then again I was thinking about nothing and then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there. she called my name and I didn't hear her. then she started screaming, "Mike! Mike!" and I go, "what? what's the matter?"she goes, "what's the matter with you?" I go, "there's nothing wrong mom" she goes, "don't tell me that, you're on drugs!" I go, "no mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay I'm just thinking, you know? why don't you get me a pepsi?" she goes, "NO! you're on drugs!" I go, "mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking" and she goes, "NO! you're not thinking you're on drugs! normal people don't act that way!" I go, "mom, just get me a pepsi, please? all I want's a pepsi!" and she wouldn't give it to me, all I wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me. just a pepsi!
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Tappor
10/04/18 3:39:56 PM
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should've asked for some coke instead
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Kineth
10/04/18 3:40:07 PM
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This is a fun song to sing at karaoke.
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"I don't think anyone seriously thinks that Trump supporters orgasm when they see racism in the news." - Me, reassuring Ammonitida
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