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teepan95
10/05/18 12:15:39 AM
#1:


Do you take the deal? - Results (10 votes)
Yes
80% (8 votes)
8
No
20% (2 votes)
2
You get $10,000 (or the equivalent in your own currency) tax-free

but

the world around you only proceeds forward in time when you move.

This does not affect your internal bodily processes, nor psychological ones (sleep etc). "Movement" is here defined as the translation and/or rotation of one or more external bodily parts taken in reference to the rest of the body. So sitting in a car is by itself not movement, nor is sitting still and claiming "movement" due to the orbits of planetary (or larger) bodies. You have to move your body for it to count (eg walking, blinking).
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Turbam
10/05/18 12:16:51 AM
#2:


So I can have longer breaks at work?
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YukihoHagiwara
10/05/18 12:17:02 AM
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KainWind
10/05/18 12:17:38 AM
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teepan95
10/05/18 12:19:34 AM
#5:


KainWind posted...
As someone who can't sit still, this is free money.

You'd have to constantly fidget while driving, for example.
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KainWind
10/05/18 12:20:00 AM
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teepan95 posted...
KainWind posted...
As someone who can't sit still, this is free money.

You'd have to constantly fidget while driving, for example.

Again, nothing changes.
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teepan95
10/05/18 12:20:21 AM
#7:


Fair enough
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samurai bandit
10/05/18 12:22:16 AM
#8:


Is blinking or breathing considered movement?
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teepan95
10/05/18 12:36:29 AM
#9:


samurai bandit posted...
Is blinking or breathing considered movement?

Blinking yes (moving an external body part)
Breathing no (lack of the above)
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PepsiWithCoke
10/05/18 12:39:12 AM
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teepan95
10/05/18 12:40:35 AM
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PepsiWithCoke posted...
SUPER

HOT

SUPER

HoT

It's the most innovative shooter I've played in years!
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tamashiini
10/05/18 12:41:07 AM
#12:


Fuck yes. Endless naps, sign me the fuck up
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Shotgunnova
10/05/18 12:42:49 AM
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Acceleration
10/05/18 12:47:23 AM
#14:


I mean... this is basically a superpower saying you never have to sleep.
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teepan95
10/05/18 12:49:34 AM
#15:


Acceleration posted...
I mean... this is basically a superpower saying you never have to sleep.

teepan95 posted...
This does not affect your internal bodily processes, nor psychological ones (sleep etc).

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gguirao
10/05/18 1:10:18 AM
#16:


Deal.
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VipaGTS
10/05/18 1:11:44 AM
#17:


teepan95 posted...
blinking).

So....nothing would change since i'd always be blinking like i always do every day.
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teepan95
10/05/18 1:12:32 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
teepan95 posted...
blinking).

So....nothing would change since i'd always be blinking like i always do every day.

Do you spend every millisecond of every day blinking?
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VipaGTS
10/05/18 1:14:16 AM
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teepan95 posted...
VipaGTS posted...
teepan95 posted...
blinking).

So....nothing would change since i'd always be blinking like i always do every day.

Do you spend every millisecond of every day blinking?

yea
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DarkTransient
10/05/18 1:15:05 AM
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teepan95 posted...
samurai bandit posted...
Is blinking or breathing considered movement?

Blinking yes (moving an external body part)
Breathing no (lack of the above)


Pretty sure there's noticable movement of the external body when breathing. Except maybe on really, really fat people.
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teepan95
10/05/18 1:15:25 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
teepan95 posted...
VipaGTS posted...
teepan95 posted...
blinking).

So....nothing would change since i'd always be blinking like i always do every day.

Do you spend every millisecond of every day blinking?

yea

Fair

Free money for you, I guess!

DarkTransient posted...
teepan95 posted...
samurai bandit posted...
Is blinking or breathing considered movement?

Blinking yes (moving an external body part)
Breathing no (lack of the above)


Pretty sure there's noticable movement of the external body when breathing. Except maybe on really, really fat people.

...ssshhhh <_<
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VipaGTS
10/05/18 1:16:03 AM
#22:


DarkTransient posted...
teepan95 posted...
samurai bandit posted...
Is blinking or breathing considered movement?

Blinking yes (moving an external body part)
Breathing no (lack of the above)


Pretty sure there's noticable movement of the external body when breathing. Except maybe on really, really fat people.

yea when i breath my abdomen definitely inflates and contracts.
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teepan95
10/05/18 3:48:38 PM
#23:


Up
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Pogo_Marimo
10/05/18 3:49:27 PM
#24:


PepsiWithCoke posted...
SUPER

HOT

SUPER

HoT

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Zikten
10/05/18 3:50:23 PM
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this like those mystery dungeon games. nothing happens til you take a step
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