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UnfairRepresent
10/05/18 9:50:44 AM
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An 8-year-old girl in Sweden over the summer accidentally discovered a Viking sword estimated to be 1,500 years old, Minnesota Public Radio reported on Thursday.

Saga Vanecek, a former resident of Minneapolis, was skipping stones in a lake in Southern Sweden when she discovered the sword in muddy clay, her father, Andy Vanecek wrote in a Facebook post.

[S]he picked up something that I thought was a stick and held it up as Pippi Longstocking, he said. Experts believe the sword is around 1,500-years-old.

The Vaneceks contacted an archaeologist the next day to inspect the sword. The archaeologist determined it was from the Iron Age, or roughly 1,500 years old, Andy Vanecek wrote. He said the sword is the first of its kind ever to be found in Scandinavia.

Andy Vanecek said the family withheld their July discovery from the press because they were afraid that if this find would go public too soon, there would be a lot of people there, perhaps destroying our possibility to find things later.

Experts believe the sword is around 1,500-years-old. The discovery was first reported on Wednesday, which brought museum researchers to the area for inspection. Mikael Nordstrm who works at the Jnkping County museum in Jnkping, Sweden, said his team discovered another prehistoric object; a brooch from around the same period as the sword.

He speculated the area could have been a place of sacrifice. Another museum staff discovered a coin estimated to be from the 18th century on Wednesday, MPR reported. Experts believe the sword is around 1,500-years-old. No other artifacts have been found.

According to MPR, the Vaneceks moved from Minneapolis to Sweden in 2017 to be closer to the maternal side of the family.

The cool thing is that Im a huge Minnesota Vikings fan, and this looks just like a Viking sword, Andy Vanecek told reporters.


Full Article: https://www.foxnews.com/science/girl-8-discovers-1500-year-old-viking-sword-in-swedish-lake
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What would you do if you found Excalibur?
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HydraSlayer82
10/05/18 9:52:14 AM
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Take my rightful place as ruler of Camelot.
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treewojima
10/05/18 9:55:22 AM
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search for the Holy Grail
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Tyranthraxus
10/05/18 9:56:07 AM
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Fate was right the whole time
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Alpha218
10/05/18 9:56:17 AM
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Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
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Zikten
10/05/18 9:56:44 AM
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She should have kept it and used it to crush her enemies
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UnfairRepresent
10/05/18 9:56:55 AM
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Alpha218 posted...
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Elp! Elp! I'm being oppressed!
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DK9292
10/05/18 9:57:40 AM
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HydraSlayer82 posted...
Take my rightful place as ruler of Camelot.

I kinda want to see a film about this, tbh.

Excalibur is hidden and whosoever finds it becomes King. And the finder is a cute 8 year old Swedish girl.
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UnfairRepresent
10/05/18 9:58:01 AM
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Zikten posted...
She should have kept it and used it to crush her enemies

She's 8 years old in a first world country

Her enemies are the dentist and the boy at school who pulls her hair and then runs away.
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Squall28
10/05/18 9:58:51 AM
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Real-life Saber
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Panthera
10/05/18 9:58:57 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Zikten posted...
She should have kept it and used it to crush her enemies

She's 8 years old in a first world country

Her enemies are the dentist and the boy at school who pulls her hair and then runs away.


Sounds like pretty easy dudes to crush
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Rick-C137
10/05/18 9:59:21 AM
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Squall28 posted...
Real-life Saber

um it looks like a giant bear turd
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__Cam__
10/05/18 9:59:48 AM
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Is the "fucking" part of the title really necessary? It's not quirky.
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UnfairRepresent
10/05/18 10:00:44 AM
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__Cam__ posted...
Is the "fucking" part of the title really necessary? It's not quirky.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/emphasis
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Space_Man
10/05/18 10:05:49 AM
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It looks like a chewed up tootsie roll.
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lolife67
10/05/18 10:06:42 AM
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Her name is literally Saga...

Wait, I missed this part:
"a brooch from around the same period as the sword.

This is way too perfect.
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Tyranthraxus
10/05/18 10:07:16 AM
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Rick-C137 posted...
Squall28 posted...
Real-life Saber

um it looks like a giant bear turd

Wrong Saber
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joe_stalin518
10/05/18 10:08:46 AM
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So is she the new Joan of ark ?
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P4wn4g3
10/05/18 10:22:17 AM
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Where does it say it's excalibur
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KogaSteelfang
10/05/18 10:29:39 AM
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I wonder how old they think it is...
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PepperoniMaster
10/05/18 10:31:08 AM
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Only she can wield that sword now. She did not choose the sword, the sword chose her.
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UnfairRepresent
10/05/18 10:33:03 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
I wonder how old they think it is...

They think it's about 1,500 years old
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unpleasant_milk
10/05/18 10:34:42 AM
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Its a rusty old sword. It definitely isnt Excalibur lol
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ROBANN_88
10/05/18 11:38:31 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
held it up as Pippi Longstocking


What does that even mean?
Is Pippi known for holding up swords?
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UnfairRepresent
10/06/18 2:40:02 PM
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unpleasant_milk posted...
Its a rusty old sword. It definitely isnt Excalibur lol

Someone never played Tomb Raider Legend
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