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VorpalBlade91
10/11/18 2:51:16 PM
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and they're kissing:

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How do you honestly react?
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HighOnSolar
10/11/18 2:52:01 PM
#2:


Get out of that chair, I have the sudden urge to spin.

NOW.
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KirbyMagicWand
10/11/18 2:52:05 PM
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"Make sure you boys use condoms. Safe sex is so important."
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monkmith
10/11/18 2:52:14 PM
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why are you trying to break my office chair?
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VorpalBlade91
10/11/18 2:52:57 PM
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HighOnSolar posted...
Get out of that chair, I have the sudden urge to spin.

NOW.

monkmith posted...
why are you trying to break my office chair?

LOL
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Orthopox12
10/11/18 2:53:47 PM
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Tell them to get a room
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Cornmuffins
10/11/18 2:55:29 PM
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Ask if I can watch.
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UnfairRepresent
10/11/18 2:58:12 PM
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I'd push them out of the window like that scene in Angel.
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EnragedSlith
10/11/18 2:59:15 PM
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ZannoL
10/11/18 4:12:47 PM
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"Son, that is my office. If you want to fuck then do it in you room please."
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EliteLevel
10/11/18 4:13:51 PM
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Hes no longer my son.
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Howl
10/11/18 4:15:26 PM
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"The lake of fire awaits you both."

*Leaves room*
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Micah_93
10/11/18 4:16:34 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Hes no longer my son.

Imagine being this childish and embarrassing.

Anyway, I would just say hello and leave to give them privacy like any rational parent.
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EliteLevel
10/11/18 4:21:11 PM
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Micah_93 posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Hes no longer my son.

Imagine being this childish and embarrassing.

Anyway, I would just say hello and leave to give them privacy like any rational parent.


I do not approve of this kind of thing in my house. Hed be welcome to do it anywhere else.
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UnfairRepresent
10/11/18 5:03:05 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Micah_93 posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Hes no longer my son.

Imagine being this childish and embarrassing.

Anyway, I would just say hello and leave to give them privacy like any rational parent.


I do not approve of this kind of thing in my house. Hed be welcome to do it anywhere else.

Great so now they are doing it on top of your car
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Shopaholic163
10/11/18 5:13:46 PM
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Most likely I would chuckle, tell them to do it in their room, and that's it. No need to make things awkward. Teens are awkward enough as it is.
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Zach_is_back
10/11/18 5:24:01 PM
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monkmith posted...
why are you trying to break my office chair?

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PreacherBeelze
10/11/18 5:29:11 PM
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First, an apology for barging in ... and a hi to both of them... then a you guys hungry or anything?

Then pending on their age (this is assuming teens), as Im leaving say door stays open ok? Let me know if you need anything.
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EliteLevel
10/11/18 6:22:17 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Micah_93 posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Hes no longer my son.

Imagine being this childish and embarrassing.

Anyway, I would just say hello and leave to give them privacy like any rational parent.


I do not approve of this kind of thing in my house. Hed be welcome to do it anywhere else.

Great so now they are doing it on top of your car


Thats ok since my car isnt parked inside my house.
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DarthTyrannus83
10/11/18 6:48:57 PM
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YookaLaylee
10/11/18 6:52:12 PM
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