Current Events > A surgeon, lawyer, & PC gamer are on an airplane.

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Romulox28 10/15/18 1:22:58 PM #1:	The airplane is flying over the ocean when all of a sudden there is a huge mechanical failure and the plane starts plummeting out of the sky. The pilot begins frantically handing out parachutes, and all the crew & passengers gets off until there are only three passengers left on the plane: the surgeon, lawyer, & PC gamer. To the horror of the pilot, there are only two parachutes left. "Listen up," the pilot says. "This is how we are going to do this. Each of you come forward and tell me why you should be the one to receive a parachute." The pilot points to the surgeon. "You, why should you get a parachute?" "Well," says the surgeon, "I am considered the foremost pediatric surgeon in the entire nation, and my precision & acumen has helped save the lives of thousands of children." "Ok," says the pilot. "here's your parachute." he hands a parachute to the surgeon and the surgeon jumps. "Next," the pilot says, pointing at lawyer. "Why should you get a parachute?" "I am a prominent civil rights attorney," the lawyer says. "I spend every day fighting for those who cannot fight for themselves, helping to combat bigotry and injustice in the world." "Very impressive," says the pilot. "It looks like there is only one parachute left, so I will let this other gentleman make his case before I hand it out." The pilot points to the PC gamer. "So, why should you get a parachute?" The PC gamer looks at the pilot, then looks at the lawyer, and then finally looks at the parachute. He takes a deep breath and says "DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:910568875] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>The airplane is flying over the ocean when all of a sudden there is a huge mechanical failure and the plane starts plummeting out of the sky. The pilot begins frantically handing out parachutes, and all the crew & passengers gets off until there are only three passengers left on the plane: the surgeon, lawyer, & PC gamer. To the horror of the pilot, there are only two parachutes left. "Listen up," the pilot says. "This is how we are going to do this. Each of you come forward and tell me why you should be the one to receive a parachute." The pilot points to the surgeon. "You, why should you get a parachute?" "Well," says the surgeon, "I am considered the foremost pediatric surgeon in the entire nation, and my precision & acumen has helped save the lives of thousands of children." "Ok," says the pilot. "here's your parachute." he hands a parachute to the surgeon and the surgeon jumps. "Next," the pilot says, pointing at lawyer. "Why should you get a parachute?" "I am a prominent civil rights attorney," the lawyer says. "I spend every day fighting for those who cannot fight for themselves, helping to combat bigotry and injustice in the world." "Very impressive," says the pilot. "It looks like there is only one parachute left, so I will let this other gentleman make his case before I hand it out." The pilot points to the PC gamer. "So, why should you get a parachute?" The PC gamer looks at the pilot, then looks at the lawyer, and then finally looks at the parachute. He takes a deep breath and says "DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 10/15/18 1:34:24 PM #2:	what? --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:910569537] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>what?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
snesmaster40 10/15/18 1:36:55 PM #3:	--- A gif of Chocola and Vanilla clapping from Nekopara https://imgur.com/Zu4EnUj <cite>snesmaster40 posted [p:910569695] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 10/15/18 1:37:30 PM #4:	Flopic --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:910569725] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>Flopic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/15/18 1:38:13 PM #5:	cjsdowg posted... what? 0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Flopic found the PC gamers --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:910569762] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>cjsdowg posted...</cite> <quote>what?</quote> <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>Flopic</quote> found the PC gamers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Webmaster4531 10/15/18 1:45:49 PM #7:	Romulox28 posted... all the crew & passengers gets off Romulox28 posted... there are only two parachutes left. So the pilot doesn't have one... --- Ad Hominem. <cite>Webmaster4531 posted [p:910570216] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>all the crew & passengers gets off </quote> <cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>there are only two parachutes left. </quote> So the pilot doesn't have one...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/15/18 1:46:24 PM #8:	Webmaster4531 posted... Romulox28 posted... all the crew & passengers gets off Romulox28 posted... there are only two parachutes left. So the pilot doesn't have one... gotta go down with the ship brah --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:910570265] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>Webmaster4531 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>all the crew & passengers gets off </quote> <cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>there are only two parachutes left. </quote> So the pilot doesn't have one...</quote> gotta go down with the ship brah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheBiggerWiggle 10/15/18 1:48:27 PM #9:	This made me laugh but the mods are gonna give you a paddlin for this. --- I have trouble concentrating because I have 80HD. <cite>TheBiggerWiggle posted [p:910570413] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>This made me laugh but the mods are gonna give you a paddlin for this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 10/15/18 1:51:53 PM #10:	Why'd the pilot let the the gamer state his case before handing out the last parachute but he let the surgeon have one immediately? What if the surgeon had the weakest case --- No one sings like you anymore <cite>WaterLink posted [p:910570638] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>Why'd the pilot let the the gamer state his case before handing out the last parachute but he let the surgeon have one immediately? What if the surgeon had the weakest case</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 10/15/18 2:46:05 PM #11:	TC is an NPC. --- I don't even know what to put here anymore. <cite>Tappor posted [p:910573371] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>TC is an NPC.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 10/15/18 2:48:02 PM #12:	TheBiggerWiggle posted... This made me laugh oof. --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:910573466] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheBiggerWiggle posted...</cite> <quote>This made me laugh</quote> oof.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 10/15/18 2:48:14 PM #13:	lmao <cite>Reis posted [p:910573477] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/15/18 2:49:14 PM #14:	WaterLink posted... Why'd the pilot let the the gamer state his case before handing out the last parachute but he let the surgeon have one immediately? What if the surgeon had the weakest case found the PC gamer --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:910573534] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote>Why'd the pilot let the the gamer state his case before handing out the last parachute but he let the surgeon have one immediately? What if the surgeon had the weakest case</quote> found the PC gamer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
P4wn4g3 10/15/18 2:50:30 PM #15:	So what's the joke here TC did you make this yourself --- 7D ChessMaster of Dark Aether https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/851-dark-aether <cite>P4wn4g3 posted [p:910573607] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>So what's the joke here TC did you make this yourself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/15/18 2:50:55 PM #16:	P4wn4g3 posted... So what's the joke here TC did you make this yourself found the PC gamer --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:910573635] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>P4wn4g3 posted...</cite> <quote>So what's the joke here TC did you make this yourself</quote> found the PC gamer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 10/15/18 2:51:02 PM #17:	Plot twist. The surgeon is the PC gamer --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill <cite>Squall28 posted [p:910573646] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>Plot twist. The surgeon is the PC gamer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WILD_CHARIZARD 10/15/18 2:51:43 PM #18:	awesome joke tc goes back to playing spiderman and blops on ps4 --- Wild Charizard ran away. <cite>WILD_CHARIZARD posted [p:910573684] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>awesome joke tc goes back to playing spiderman and blops on ps4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 10/15/18 2:51:49 PM #19:	P4wn4g3 posted... So what's the joke here TC did you make this yourself These are the noises he makes when someone asks him a question. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:910573691] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>P4wn4g3 posted...</cite> <quote>So what's the joke here TC did you make this yourself</quote> These are the noises he makes when someone asks him a question.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
P4wn4g3 10/15/18 2:51:50 PM #20:	Don't quit your day job tc --- 7D ChessMaster of Dark Aether https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/851-dark-aether <cite>P4wn4g3 posted [p:910573692] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>Don't quit your day job tc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowplay 10/15/18 2:52:25 PM #21:	Isn't the TC a Trump supporter? --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob <cite>Shadowplay posted [p:910573728] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>Isn't the TC a Trump supporter?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
P4wn4g3 10/15/18 2:53:12 PM #22:	Shadowplay posted... Isn't the TC a Trump supporter? Oh well then in that case he should get a day job --- 7D ChessMaster of Dark Aether https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/851-dark-aether <cite>P4wn4g3 posted [p:910573768] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shadowplay posted...</cite> <quote>Isn't the TC a Trump supporter?</quote> Oh well then in that case he should get a day job</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unbreakable 10/15/18 2:54:11 PM #23:	Shadowplay posted... Isn't the TC a Trump supporter? Pretty sure GB thinks that Trump is a moron --- But Wait... there's more <cite>Unbreakable posted [p:910573821] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shadowplay posted...</cite> <quote>Isn't the TC a Trump supporter?</quote> Pretty sure GB thinks that Trump is a moron</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 10/15/18 2:54:40 PM #24:	TC targeted Gamers. Gamers. --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:910573853] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>TC targeted Gamers. Gamers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 10/15/18 2:55:40 PM #25:	#gamersriseup <cite>Reis posted [p:910573911] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>#gamersriseup</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Womp_Womp 10/15/18 2:57:00 PM #26:	Absolutely amazing <cite>Womp_Womp posted [p:910574002] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>Absolutely amazing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
P4wn4g3 10/15/18 2:57:04 PM #27:	smirk --- 7D ChessMaster of Dark Aether https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/851-dark-aether <cite>P4wn4g3 posted [p:910574005] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>smirk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwordMaster13X 10/15/18 2:57:48 PM #28:	Unbreakable posted... Shadowplay posted... Isn't the TC a Trump supporter? Pretty sure GB thinks that Trump is a moron --- Check out my funny youtube channel I guess... https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh4BPUqx-fUnHjHVgiB-Kbw <cite>SwordMaster13X posted [p:910574048] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>Unbreakable posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Shadowplay posted...</cite> <quote>Isn't the TC a Trump supporter?</quote> Pretty sure GB thinks that Trump is a moron</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 10/15/18 2:58:42 PM #29:	What a disappointing payout --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (3-2): https://imgur.com/vNWlGwD <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:910574090] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>What a disappointing payout</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/15/18 3:01:47 PM #30:	Shadowplay posted... Isn't the TC a Trump supporter? Isn't Gamefaqs.Gamespot.Com Poster Shadowplay a PC gamer? --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:910574253] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shadowplay posted...</cite> <quote>Isn't the TC a Trump supporter?</quote> Isn't Gamefaqs.Gamespot.Com Poster Shadowplay a PC gamer?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alpha218 10/15/18 3:02:44 PM #31:	Hi green butter --- I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1349-mario Now Playing: nothing :( <cite>Alpha218 posted [p:910574309] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>Hi green butter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Womp_Womp 10/15/18 3:03:23 PM #32:	Muffinz0rz posted... What a disappointing payout https://imgur.com/oY1dEWx <cite>Womp_Womp posted [p:910574350] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>What a disappointing payout</quote> https://imgur.com/oY1dEWx</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 10/15/18 3:05:06 PM #33:	I thought the joke was hilarious, but I heard the punchline you see depends if youre playing paragon, neutral, or renegade --- Since I'm not popular, I'll post on GameFAQs. <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:910574436] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>I thought the joke was hilarious, but I heard the punchline you see depends if youre playing paragon, neutral, or renegade</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forlorn_Ass 10/15/18 3:05:07 PM #34:	L m a o --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Forlorn_Ass posted [p:910574438] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>L m a o</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/15/18 3:06:02 PM #35:	Alpha218 posted... Hi green butter hey pal --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:910574504] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>Alpha218 posted...</cite> <quote>Hi green butter</quote> hey pal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 10/15/18 3:07:15 PM #36:	Reis posted... #gamersriseup --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #heavilyburntpotato <cite>teepan95 posted [p:910574575] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>Reis posted...</cite> <quote>#gamersriseup</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 10/15/18 3:07:45 PM #37:	ThyCorndog posted... TC targeted Gamers. Gamers. --- I don't even know what to put here anymore. <cite>Tappor posted [p:910574602] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote>TC targeted Gamers. Gamers.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezDroppedFreak 10/15/18 3:15:08 PM #38:	teepan95 posted... Reis posted... #gamersriseup --- Beep bep <.< >.> <.< Hotness: https://imgtc.com/i/6SC3Wu5.jpg <cite>DezDroppedFreak posted [p:910575059] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Reis posted...</cite> <quote>#gamersriseup</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 10/15/18 3:16:46 PM #39:	That PC gamer? Albert Einstein --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:910575151] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>That PC gamer? Albert Einstein</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 10/15/18 3:17:53 PM #40:	TC = B77777 lmao --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:910575209] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>TC = B77777 lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EzeDoesIt 10/15/18 3:20:17 PM #41:	WaterLink posted... Why'd the pilot let the the gamer state his case before handing out the last parachute but he let the surgeon have one immediately? What if the surgeon had the weakest case Terrible joke in so many ways lol, this was my first thought too. --- What the *** does MMF topic mean?* -Azalea9X <cite>EzeDoesIt posted [p:910575347] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote>Why'd the pilot let the the gamer state his case before handing out the last parachute but he let the surgeon have one immediately? What if the surgeon had the weakest case</quote> Terrible joke in so many ways lol, this was my first thought too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 10/15/18 3:33:05 PM #42:	also a lot of those kids the surgeon saves are the fortnite playerbase so how worthy of rescuing is he really --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:910576032] in A surgeon,... [t:77099863]...</cite> <quote>also a lot of those kids the surgeon saves are the fortnite playerbase so how worthy of rescuing is he really</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > A surgeon, lawyer, & PC gamer are on an airplane.